Voltron Family AU: Keith and/or Shiro prank the kids with Jimmy Kimmel's "I ate all your Halloween Candy" prank
OMFG I know this is a lil bit late for Halloween but I am crying just thinking about it. So let’s do it per kids. :)))) Shiro and Keith take turns to prank their kids the next day after Halloween when they woke up. [The Voltron Family]
Shiro: I… I ate all your candy, sweetheart. Your Daddy Keith and I were hungry while watching a movie so we ate them. Pidge: You’re kidding me. Shiro: *shakes head* I really am not. I’m sorry. Pidge: *clenches her fist* *turns around and crosses her arms* Shiro: A-Are you mad at me? Pidge: I am. Shiro: Do you still love me? Pidge: I don’t like you anymore, Daddy Shiro but I still love you. Shiro: *is very touched* Aww, I love you too, Pidge. Pidge: That wasn’t very nice of you. *sniffs* *turns around* Why would you do that to me? I… *sobs* I thought you love me??!!! *cries* *sits on the floor and rubs her eyes* I… I worked hard on getting those candies last night!! Shiro: *squats beside Pidge* I know. Bad Daddy is bad. Pidge: *cries even more* *hugs Shiro* Why would you do that?!!! Shiro: *tries not to laugh* *hugs back* We were hungry and we saw your candies and… well… Pidge: *cries even more while holding onto Shiro’s shirt*
Hunk: Daddy Keith, have you seen my candies? *looks around* I can’t find them anymore. My pumpkin is empty. *frowns* Keith: Baby, I need to confess something. *bites lips* Hunk: *holds Keith’s hand* What is it? Keith: *looks at Hunk seriously* I… I ate all your candy. Hunk: *lets go of Keith’s hand* *stares at him* Keith: Hunk… I’m sorry. *tries not to laugh* Hunk: *shakes his head in disbelief* Keith: Baby… Hunk: *takes a deep breath* T-That’s okay. Keith: That’s okay? Hunk: *tries to smile* Y-yeah. T-that’s okay, Daddy Keith. *weak laugh* You were probably hungry so you ate them. Keith: *nods* I was. I really was.It was really delicious, too. Hunk: *takes Keith’s hand again* We can still get candies from the candy store right? *hopeful face* Keith: Of course, anything for you. *kisses Hunk*
Lance: Daddy Shiroooooooooooooo!!!!! Daddy Keith stole my candies!!!!!!! *screams* *runs to Shiro* Shiro: No, he didn’t. I ate them, Lance. Lance: *stares at Shiro and face plants on the floor with a THUD* Shiro: *tries not to laugh* Are you—- Lance: *screams while still face planted on the floor* *thumps his hands and feet on the floor* Shiro: Lance, I’m really—- Lance: I HATE YOUU!!!! I HATE YOUU!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!! Shiro: Captain, I’m— Lance: *stands up and tries to attack Shiro* Shiro: *on the verge of laughter* *runs away from Lance* Oh my god!!! Lance: YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR MY CANDIES DADDY SHIRO!! *chases Shiro while crying* THOSE WERE MINE!!!!!! Shiro: *laughs* *runs around the house* MAD BABY ON THE LOSE!! KEITH SAVE MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!