omfg i laughed so much

Buffy the Vampire Slayer meme

Willow Rosenberg edition ( part one )

  • “Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”
  • “Yeah, great, there’s a sexy nickname.”
  • “I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.”
  • “I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.”
  • “Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
  • “Don’t worry. I won’t do anything that could be interpreted as brave.”
  • “You’re not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.”
  • “Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.”
  • “And now we’re supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that’s what I want to do. Help people.”
  • “I have my own fun.”
  • “Are we hoping to find a body, or no body?”
  • “Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it’s been pointed out to me that that’s, you know, insane.”
  • “I’m not stealing. I-I-I’m just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?”
  • “Come on. Everybody loves fetal pigs!”
  • “Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for _______ to go out with every other person in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.”
  • “You just don’t like him ‘cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.”
  • “I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after.'”
  • “When I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or-or witty - or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”
  • “She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple… fish thing.”
  • “Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel their lips and smell their hair?”
  • “You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
  • “I’ve seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.”
  • “Irony’s kind of ironic that way.”
  • “There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.”
  • “I don’t care if it is an orgy of death. There’s still such a thing as a napkin.”
  • “That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.”
  • “Eat a cookie, ease my pain.”
  • “He said he wasn’t coming back until he’d driven to all fifty states.”
  • “No. It just means that you’d rather be with someone you hate than be with me.”
  • “I knew it. I knew it. Well, not 'knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know.”
  • “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
  • “Now that I know there’s something to know, I can’t *not* know, just because I’m afraid somebody’ll know I know, you know?”
  • “When did morning happen?”
  • “We had kind of a pajama party sleepover with weapons thing.”

the-undertale-files  asked:

HEY you wanted some asks so howdy mate! So, being a robot, do you think Mettaton would have trouble using the internet because of captchas? The idea keeps making me laugh for some stupid reason omfg

I love this so much it hurts. 

“ALPHYS SOMETHING IS WRONG PLEASE GET OVER HERE!! HURRY!!”

“I-I came as f-fast as i c-could. W-w-what’s wrong!? Are you d-damaged!? oh no…”

“ALPHYS~! I CAN’T MAKE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!”

“…”

The problem was probably solved pretty quickly but imagine the first time it happened. 

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SPEEDPAINT

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Give me your hand. Don’t be afraid, Nasir. It feels good, right? Like silk.

shewolfheart  asked:

Happy Father's Day (way early since mun won't be around to send this) from our still unborn child!

@shewolfheart hinting at that wondrous dragon hybrid seed

          words he never expected to hear, and, yet, here they are offered.
a SMILE, thick with tenderness and pride and joy, comes to take his lips as
he pulls A HAND out of the glove — reaching it over to rest atop the growing
belly of the new Queen in the North.

i am both eager && terrified for the time
                 he’ll be out here to tell me such, himself.
 ‘

@rhaegxr & @bxldor i reckon you both want to see this