omfg i laughed so hard at this

Like hell the red lion is gonna let keith go so easily

bonus: black paladin, out. *throws double peace signs*

Man, I was so ready to watch Castlevania and cringe at yet another wild reinterpretation of Dracula, but erm

it happened in the right part of the country?

Lisa is from an actual real village?

there was a bit of traditional Romanian architecture?

and they kept (and did a pretty good job with) the names of the cities in Wallachia?

also. “I could pee in a bucket and tell him it’s beer” and “God shits in my dinner once again” are such brands of Romanian vulgarity and humour, oh man, I laughed so hard

Basically this was a series where I could actually look and see tidbits of my country on screen and that made me so happy omfg (I honestly don’t give a shit about historical inaccuracies in this one, I loved it so much)

(Ţepeş and Lisa were emotional manipulation at its finest, I wanted to cry and bitch, I already have an otp where a vampire goes mad with grief and commits genocide following their spouse’s death, I don’t need another one)

Juliette Ferrars throughout the series
  • Juliette in Shatter Me: I fucking hate Warner I hate him I need him to die he is such a terrible sadistic man ugh but omg Adam Adam Adam I love Adam he and I were meant to be and I love him omgggggg
  • Juliette in Unravel Me: Okay so maybe Warner isn't so bad but idk I still kind of fucking hate him but wait Adam isn't so good he's actually kind of a jerk but idk ugh why do I have such terrible taste in guys aND WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO WARNER WTF IS WRONG WITH ME HELP MY EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING ME HELP IM DROWNING
  • Juliette in Ignite Me: You know what? Fuck it. Warner is hot. Warner is sexy. Idgaf anymore, the cat is out of the bag like omfg he is fineeeee. I love Warner, all he needs is love, all he is misunderstood he just needs to be loved and I love him so yeah. Also fuck you Adam I never liked you anyway k bye

I’m wondering if whichever admins answers this (or all three of you!) can list off your absolute favorite fic for each one of the ships? (Like… all of them 😋) also, Admin Talia, I love your writing!! ❤️

asdfghjkl THANK U SO MUCH CMERE SO I CAN GIVE U A HUG *attacks u with love*

and this is a hard one whew, so I’m gonna do what admin nana did and list ones that come to mind first but theyre also ones that I’ve either read more than once or considered rereading, which for me, is a Very Big Deal as I’m quite picky :)

Namjincolor my heart (like that red sunset) by sophia7 [T, 9k]]

Taegibecause fries and mixtapes by hoars [NR, 6k]

Namgithe lost seasons (i try to restore them) by sugastruck [G, 12k]

YoonjinSing For Me by resonae [T, 2k]

Yoonminbecause you’re you by bullwolf [NR, 10k]

Yoonkookthe garden of eden by xiajin [T, 13k]

Yoonseokkit-kat, kitty cat by sweetlyblue [M, 15k]

2seokVending Machines and Bad Ideas by smiles [G, 5k]

Taejinthe first and the last by shrdmdnssftw [G, 7k]

JinminThe Golden Rule of Love Curses by smiles [G, 16k]

JinkookForever Young: Boy’s Side [Seokjin Walkthrough + Review] by numberts (numberthescars) [T, 32k]

Namseoka hollow tune by ienveeus [M, 15k]

JihopeShaken Up by jvante [T, 6k]

vhopeThe Days We’ll Never Get Back by fluffyjimins [T, 41k]

junghopeLionheart by nivo [T, 2k]

MinjoonSnowflakes by pornographicpenguin [E, ongoing]

VmonAcrylic Skies by busan_brat [T, 4k]

Rapkookiefollow by darling [NR, 6k]

Vminif i wanted to (i do) by kaythebest [T, 41k]

Jikooki like how desperate you seem (in the way you look at me) by fatal (cumrich) [E, ongoing]

TaekookYou Were My Versailles At Night by seikou [E, 20k]

this was so hard to do omfg, but yeah, I cried/laughed/clutched my heart multiple times while reading these fics and I hope u enjoy!!

-admin talia