grab your brooms(cause it’s a mess)| pt 1.
pairing: taehyung x reader
word count: 2,424
prompt: taehyung keeps getting attacked by the ocean and he’s literally going to lose his mind if one more seagull shits on him.
note: if you get the title, i’m sorry. anyways, i really love mermaids and i just think they’re really great, and there aren’t enough mermaid fics? i also love marine life and the beach, so this just kinda popped out. also omfg this edit is beautiful kick me
Taehyung sat on the edge of the pier, admiring the beautiful colors of the sunset fading into the ground. He sighed deeply, taking a long sip from his beer. The sound of the waves crashing upon the shore was like a soft ballad, making Taehyung almost forget how shitty his day was.
“Hey stranger.” A new voice said from behind him.
Taehyung turned around, a small grin overtaking his features as he saw Jimin approaching him. The black-haired male took a seat next to him, helping himself to one of Taehyung’s beers.
Jimin popped open his can, and drank from it, letting out a loud belch after finishing. “Alcohol is so much better when someone else buys it.” He paused and took another sip. “Anyways, what’s got you down TaeTae?”
Taehyung groaned, childishly laying his head in Jimin’s lap. “My parents cut me off. Apparently, I have to make it out there on my own without any help. Some kid dropped his ice cream on my Gucci loafers, and I got a ticket. Life just sucks.”
Jimin snickered softly but stopped when Taehyung gave him a look. “Sorry. So, you really can’t leech off your parents anymore? What are you going to do about your apartment?”
“I have to move into the dorms… and get a roommate.” Taehyung said, shuddering.
Jimin patted Taehyung’s forehead lightly. “It’s okay TaeTae, roommates aren’t that bad. I have two and they’re bearable. You’ll fit in just fine. You have me anyways.”
“Yeah, but what if I get a complete psycho? Can you just be my roommate instead?” Taehyung pleaded, giving him puppy-dog eyes.
“Sorry TaeTae, the RAs are kinda tough on us. If he’s that much of a psycho, just file a complaint.” Jimin said, sipping on his beer.
“But Jiminie, I’ve never shared a room with anyone else before!” Taehyung whined, crossing his arms.
Jimin snorted, finishing his beer and setting it aside. “You let me crash at your place before.”
“That’s besides the point.” Taehyung replied, frowning.