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marbhan asked:

deadwood for the fandom meme

  1. my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: alma except she’s exactly right for this world (ALMA GARRET CONTROLLER OF ITS VEINS) but alma, my beautiful firebird softvoice selfish addictive wreck forever and ever and ever girl
  2. my trash-shit fave: seth bullock. this is such a timothy olyphant character slot. seth randy maniac bishop bullock.
  3. my I love to hate them fave: CY TOLLIVER. do a really hostile audiobook, powers boothe
  4. my I hate to love them fave: e.b. (was left out)
  5. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: HEARST
  6. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: i love al al is not the answer to this al is incredibly important and deserves the hype BUT al is the guy that dumbasses writing about tv use as their figurehead to talk about deadwood as a Gritty Antihero Show and i’ll fuckin fight every single one of them
  7. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: doc cochran
  8. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: SETH/ALMA/TRIXIE/SOL OT4
  9. my dirtybadwrong fave ship: specifically the beautifully choreographed car wreck that is seth/alma; flora/joanie (gr8 but why didn’t they FUCK)
  10. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: jane/joanie just never gets as good as it was going to be, CANCELLATION WOES
  11. my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: the bullock marriage is not a love match, todd.
  12. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: cy’s worst minion breathing heavy all over poor beautiful cynthia ettinger, the DEFINITION of “beautiful and does not deserve this”.