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cahsregister asked:

mom/jane

who is the big spoon/little spoon?

Jane, Mom steals all the blankets so it’s essential for warmth.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity?

Jane and Mom are both social people, more so than Bro and Jake at least, they usually go out to the park and swing each other on swings and set up a picnic consisted solely of some alcohol and Jane’s cakes.

who uses all the hot water in the morning?

Mom.

what they order from take out?

In N’ Out, Mom loves In N’ Out.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over?

Every time Mom packs alcohol into Jane’s picnic basket, or at least more than Jane intended.

who does most of the cleaning?

Jane.

what has a season pass in their DVR?

Their DVR is embarrassingly filled with Wizard’s of Waverly Place, I have no idea why, but they both love it.

who controls the netflix queue?

Mom.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?

Jane.

who steals the blankets?

Mom, Jane usually doesn’t sleep with blankets.

who leaves their stuff around?

Mom has neat piles of mess surrounding the house, Jane has no idea why she just doesn’t pick it up.

who remembers to buy the milk?

Jane.

who remembers anniversaries?

God neither of them would forget.

cahsregister asked:

mom/bro/jane/jake

who is the big spoon/little spoon?

The sleeping order goes like this:

Mom -> Jane -> Jake -> Bro

Jane and Jake are usually little spoons, Jane to Mom and Jake to Bro, however not to each other since they sleep facing each other so the first thing they wake up to is their faces and a good morning kiss!

what is their favorite non-sexual activity?

The four of them like to don Jane’s disguises (which Jane and Jake go all out on, Mom barely tries, Bro does it but not for ironies just because he likes Jane–really this is a genuine act since it involves public embarassment) and go out in public.  Usually they go out to resturants like Applebee’s or Olive Garden, Bro poses as the single dad of three uncontrollable children except he is shorter than Jake and barely taller than Mom.  Mom still tries to ask for drinks, even though she’s already drunk, they get kicked out shortly after Mom hits on the waiter.

who uses all the hot water in the morning?

Bro, do I even need reasoning for this.

what they order from take out?

They have to order from four different places because none of them can fucking agree on anything, they give in and usually just drive to the nearest IHOP.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over?

sirter

*strer

*shit bag

What on is it Lalonde?

i think jake used your toothbrush by accident again

What the dickens?  Of course i–

Jake if you wanted to indirectly kiss me you are more than welcome to directly touch my ass, I see how you shouldn’t have any qualms with it considering you would commit an erroneous act such as using my tooth brush you are also capable of touching my rump.

Strider i–

Got your trousers in a twist English?

haha you two are so dmnbd

*dmbd

*gay haha

Meanwhile Jane is brushing her teeth in frustration since she takes extra special care to brush her teeth and refuses to talk while doing so.

who does most of the cleaning?

Bro, Jane always cleans up the kitchen and Mom’s mess though.

what has a season pass in their DVR?

The DVR is completely taken over by Jake’s movies, completely, even though he already owns them on DVD.

who controls the netflix queue?

Jake.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?

Jane usually, the landlord cannot handle Bro, cannot understand what Jake is trying to say and Mom can barely form an eloquent sentence.

who steals the blankets?

Mom.

who leaves their stuff around?

Jane leaves things by accident, Jake is a slob and leaves his guns on every other step of the stairs, Mom is usually passed out by a pile of her things and Bro has to drag her to bed.

who remembers to buy the milk?

Jane, it’s an essential to her many cooking endeavours.

who remembers anniversaries?

None of them ever forget, Mom uses it as an excuse to get drunk (she also loves all of them very much and goes out of her way to say so), Bro never hesitates to be sentimental (he just rarely is), Jane has all the days marked on her calendar and Jake unlike his grandmother is exceptional at remembering.

cahsregister asked:

sollux/aradia

who is the big spoon/little spoon?

Aradia is the little spoon, but in times of need for dire comfort, Sollux is.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity?

Aradia and Sollux go to science museums as Sollux mumbles how human technology is inadequate, the look on Aradia’s face from all of the “ancient findings” is totally worth it though.  Occasionally Aradia and Sollux duke it out on League of Legends becuase Aradia is stubborn and won’t pay for WoW.

who uses all the hot water in the morning?

Aradia does when her hair is extra hard to manage that day.

what they order from take out?

They order frostys from Wendy’s after going to the nice Thai Chili place, they usually order Asian Takeout but always need ice cream to go with it.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over?

The fact Aradia won’t pay for another WoW account.

who does most of the cleaning?

Seeing as how Sollux is only sloppy “half the time” it’s no surprise Aradia only does most of the cleaning by default.  Sollux only goes out of his way to keep his specific area full of computers clean and nothing else.

what has a season pass in their DVR?

They both love Mythbusters, some shows on the History Channel and some things of the technological vein.  Oh, they both have a secret love for anything with explosions, for some reason.

who controls the netflix queue?

Sollux.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?

Aradia.

who steals the blankets?

Sollux, half the time.

who leaves their stuff around?

Sollux, rarely does he leave things around his computer with exactly six monitors and the computer he built himself, but he does leave things like his socks which he refuses to let Aradia match.

who remembers to buy the milk?

Aradia, Sollux cannot take care of himself to save his life.

who remembers anniversaries?

Aradia, Sollux usually remembers and Aradia is good at dropping hints around, they usually go out with Feferi for the day and play LoL and have a simple date at night.