Nihilists don’t believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor!  Instead of some minty fresh dream toothpaste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush.  

Brushing your teeth delicious taste of absolutely NOTHING!  What a second, how is this a fun product?  I meed to talk to the Perpetual Kid buying team!   This is a perfect present for your favorite philosopher, a moody teenager or a fan of The Big Lebowski… I guess.

No flavor, no color… nothing.

Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of plain, flavorless paste.