Ollie, YOU’RE an Ewok. I have a tag that says it so it must be true.
Happy Stars Wars Day everyone!
And what better way to celebrate than with a completely brand new version of Malcolm Explains Star Wars also known as The Greatest Conversation in the History of Ever (and also incidentally the source of my avatar).
Request: thank you so much!my idea would be an Alfie and wife reader(I had Queenie Goldstein personality in mind), I know he’s the big,scary bear, but he’d be a whimp and totally do anything his wife asks of him and pretty much kisses the ground she walks. what do you think?
can you do one where alfie and reader fight and he thinks she’s left him but she hasn’t?
Author’s note: this is HELLLAAAAA long I am sorry, but enjoy!
Alfie barely ever lets you see his “work” side, as you call it. To you, he was a true gentleman who worshipped the ground you walked on, but to others, he was the cold, scary Alfie Solomons. He barely ever let his scary bear personality slip through around you.
But on this particular day, he came home in a big gurn, slamming the door behind him as he walked into your house and slumped on the chair. Normally you would stand behind his chair rubbing your hands down his chest while laying kisses on his neck. This was normally enough to make him calm down and snap out his mood. But you weren’t having the best day either, you had just found out your grandfather was pretty sick, very sick in fact. You didn’t know if you were ever going to see him again at this rate but you kept yourself calm and didn’t let alfie know that you were upset. It was a busy few weeks business wise for him and he would drop everything for you, you knew that would jepordise a few deals he was working on if he wasn’t giving it all of his attention.
on Geno: “Well, he competes. Even stuff like that, it kind of surprises you every time. He doesn’t want to lose, so he’s giving it all. I think I got a pretty good elbow in the head too from him there, but it’s a lot of fun. And it kind of fires you up as well.”
Built around my headcanon that Alfie never goddamn sleeps, someone save this man and bring him some warm milk and a blanket already.
Camden didn’t seem to have a cycle to the day and night so much as it had disorienting,
sudden switch-overs. There was the bustle of work in the day, the burst of fun
in the evening, the outright chaos of the night. There was never really a lull,
except a clear hour before the dawn when everything seemed to stop. Too late
for revellers, too early for workers, peace found a home here, nestled up to
the buildings and slumbered.
You should have been slumbering too, wrapped up in the outrageously
expensive sheets Alfie insisted on but never actually seemed to sleep in. Yet here you
were, heels clacking down the damp steps of an illegal distillery.
Request: can i ask for a fic where you spent some time in spain and speak fluent spanish but nobody would guess it and the shelbys find out and use it for business? Or with alfie or whatever you feel like (: maybe like alfie/tommy/john/arthur think its sexy when you speak spanish?
Spain - Alfie Solomons
You stood by the corner of the street, far enough away from the bakery that no one would pay attention to you loitering there. Though it was an unusual business endeavor you had been sent to London to speak to an Alfred Solomons about the export of his whiskey to Spain. You had grown up in Spain to a Spanish mother and an English father. With new export laws your father hoped to capitalize on a business that other Spaniards had not tapped into yet. English whiskey.
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Oliver:</b> Laugh all you want Poppets, but twenty years from now I can guarantee to you that I will be Jacque's second husband!<p/><b>Jacque:</b> What happened to my first husband?<p/><b>Oliver:</b> ....Nothing you can prove<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
In case I wasn’t clear enough to the anon who asked about talking to Eli: you can send him questions if you like and I’ll give you his responses if I can get them through 🙂 he’s cool so I’m sure he won’t mind answering anything from anyone