Ollie, YOU’RE an Ewok. I have a tag that says it so it must be true.
Happy Stars Wars Day everyone!
And what better way to celebrate than with a completely brand new version of Malcolm Explains Star Wars also known as The Greatest Conversation in the History of Ever (and also incidentally the source of my avatar).
Request: thank you so much!my idea would be an Alfie and wife reader(I had Queenie Goldstein personality in mind), I know he’s the big,scary bear, but he’d be a whimp and totally do anything his wife asks of him and pretty much kisses the ground she walks. what do you think?
can you do one where alfie and reader fight and he thinks she’s left him but she hasn’t?
Author’s note: this is HELLLAAAAA long I am sorry, but enjoy!
Alfie barely ever lets you see his “work” side, as you call it. To you, he was a true gentleman who worshipped the ground you walked on, but to others, he was the cold, scary Alfie Solomons. He barely ever let his scary bear personality slip through around you.
But on this particular day, he came home in a big gurn, slamming the door behind him as he walked into your house and slumped on the chair. Normally you would stand behind his chair rubbing your hands down his chest while laying kisses on his neck. This was normally enough to make him calm down and snap out his mood. But you weren’t having the best day either, you had just found out your grandfather was pretty sick, very sick in fact. You didn’t know if you were ever going to see him again at this rate but you kept yourself calm and didn’t let alfie know that you were upset. It was a busy few weeks business wise for him and he would drop everything for you, you knew that would jepordise a few deals he was working on if he wasn’t giving it all of his attention.
When he wakes up he'll have his dad and his brothers all waiting for him, he'll be happy
Anti opens his eyes slowly and feels panic grab his chest only to be
quieted by Oliver’s gentle snores next to him. Anti turns his head to
look at Ollie with his head laid down on the bed beside him. He reaches
over and ruffles Ollie’s hair gently, and the droid wakes from sleep
mode with a gasp.
His eyes focus on Anti, and his face lights up. “You’re awake!”
Anti puts a hand between his eyes and Ollie. “Yer doin’ that thing again where yer too cute for this world.”
giggles and pushes Anti’s hand aside so that he can hug Anti gently,
trying not to move him too much. When he does, the other Googles wake
slowly and gather around. Anti is overwhelmed quickly, and they have to
back off. But Ollie runs to get the Doc.
He shakes him lightly.
“Doc, Doc, he’s awake.” The Doctor sits up quickly, throwing off his
blanket and rushing towards Anti’s room where the Googles are chatting
with Anti. When Doc comes in, Anti grins at him.
“So where’s my pizza?”
Doc laughs and shakes his head. “You rascal, what are we going to do with you?” He ruffles Anti’s hair.
“We’re so glad you’re back,” Green says. “I’m so sorry about what happened. I should’ve known that it would’ve effected you, too.”
Anti shakes his head. “No problem, Green bean. It’s not yer fault.”
“And I’m sorry for losing my temper,” Red mutters. Then his eyes flash red, “But I’m not sorry for almost giving that jerk a pounding for talking about you that way.”
Anti giggles a little and wiggles his eyebrows. “I’ve never had a friend almost kill someone fer me. That’s pretty cool!”
Blue snorts and playfully cuffs Anti on the chin. “Only you…”
There’s a knock at the door, and everyone turns to see the Host standing there with his hands folded on top of his cane. “The Host hates to intrude on this touching moment…”
Doc brushes his bed hair back and shakes his head. “No, Host. Come in. I’m sorry, I know you wanted me to contact you when we were through, but…”
Host holds up a hand. “The Host needs to speak with Anti alone.”
Anti goes stiff and grabs for Ollie’s hand again. Oliver frowns. “But he just got back…”
Host smiles softly. “Yes, the Host understands that you are eager to welcome back your brother, but this is best for Anti.”
The Googles look at each other and then to Doc who nods. “Of course, Host.” He looks down at Anti, who’s eyes are wide with nervous energy. “Don’t worry, kid. He doesn’t bite.”
Anti nods. “But you’ll be right back?”
Doc smiles. “We’ll be just outside. I promise.” He ushers the Googles out and closes the door behind them as the Host settles down into Ollie’s seat.
on Geno: “Well, he competes. Even stuff like that, it kind of surprises you every time. He doesn’t want to lose, so he’s giving it all. I think I got a pretty good elbow in the head too from him there, but it’s a lot of fun. And it kind of fires you up as well.”
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Oliver:</b> Laugh all you want Poppets, but twenty years from now I can guarantee to you that I will be Jacque's second husband!<p/><b>Jacque:</b> What happened to my first husband?<p/><b>Oliver:</b> ....Nothing you can prove<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
The Googles get back and they just see Doc and Anti eating 2 ENTIRE PIZZAS and the glitchy boy looks more alive again yay!
Anti is halfway through his personal pizza when the Googles find him and the Doc in the floor of the den watching Spider Man. Ollie and Red pile on Anti, hugging and tickling him. Green sits down next to the Doc, taking a slice of pizza while Blue drops onto the couch and reaches down to ruffle Anti’s hair where he’s squished between Red and Oliver.
“Doc! Help! He-he-help!” Anti wiggles underneath the weight of his brothers, laughing.
Dr. Iplier hangs a piece of pizza near Anti’s mouth. “Well, Anti, if you’re not going to eat the rest of this, I suppose I could finish it up for you!” Doc takes the slice and takes a big bite as Anti protests quite loudly.
“No! Not my pizza, dad!”
Everyone stops. It takes Anti a second to realize what he’s said, and as soon as he does, he glitches out of the room. Doc looks down and can’t seem to finish his pizza as the Googles look around at each other.
“Well,” Ollie says, pushing Red off of him, “I guess I’ll go find him.”
Is anti ever caught on midnight snack trips to the kitchen?
Anti is a Stealth Master when he wants to be. He can glitch in, grab a mountain of food, and glitch out before anyone realizes what’s happened. For the first few months that he spends at Ego Inc., Ollie can’t understand why he insists on hoarding food in his fort until he finally works an answer out of Anti.
“Well, at the cabin, the others didn’t want me around, so I’d stockpile food when there was some and then eat off of that for a few weeks.” Anti giggles. “Confrontation is bad fer a glitch, so I did try to avoid it most times… except when I was in the mood,” Anti says with a mischievous grin and a dark chuckle.
Ollie presses his lips together into a frown. “Well, you know you don’t have to do that here, right?”
Anti shrugs. “Old habits die hard, I guess. I’ll try though if it bothers ya.” Oliver nods and pulls Anti into a tight hug that the glitch wiggles against. “Ollie, I know ya like hugs, but can ya… maybe not squeeze my head off?”
Ollie shakes his head and rests his cheek on the top of Anti’s hair. “No.”