2 P ! E N G L A N D –

Mr. Oliver Kirkland

I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad,
The craziest friend that you’ve ever had
You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I’m off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed
So what if I’m crazy? The best people are

anonymous asked:

So Ignatious, Oliver, and Arther are all together trapped in the same room, how would this play out? -Jim John Anon

England: What in the….

Oliver: Aah it’s so nice to meet new people!!

Iggy: (So there are more of us out there…?) Hey, who-… what exactly are y-

Oliver: Let’s go bake some cupcakes for breakfast!! I’m so hungry!! Hey, where’s the kitchen~?

England: Uh… I’m… uh… what???????

(adm: Thank you anon!! <333)

sirsketchal0t  asked:

If its not too much trouble, could we have 2p!England boyfriend headcannons?

2P! England as your boyfriend

- prepare to gain a shit ton of weight
- because this strawberry midget always has something for you to eat
- “Poppet, can you try this new flavour I made?” “Sorry, Ollie. I already ate-” “(✿ฺಠ⌣ಠ)” “Sure thing, Ollie”
- v shy when it comes to PDA
- will transform into a tomato if you hold his hand in public
- but it’s a different story when you’re in private
- 👏always👏down👏for👏cuddles👏
- he’s so soft and warm aaaa
- will immediately notice if there’s something bothering you
- if you’re tol he’s so easy to pick up bc he’s smol as heck (bean is 5'3)
- doesn’t know how to technology
- will constantly ask you help in using his phone
- v self conscious
- always denies it when you complement him but will be flattered anyways
- especially his freckles, man
- wears your jackets and hoodies
- he’s just an absolute sweetheart agh
- will knit you sweaters
- movies and cuddles
- cute lil eskimo kisses
- he’s a precious adorable cinnabun
- protect him

Oliver: We’re back!! sweeties!!

Allen: this’s so embarrassing… 

Rory here!!

I’m sooooooooooooooooooooo soooooorry!!!! really, guys, I feel so bad for left this blog so alone, I missed my babies so much!  and you too!! thank you so much for still following my 2p candies I promise drawing often u.u 

thank you so much for being here. 

see you!!