2p England Romance Headcannons

·Super cute but clearly psycho

·Likes to bake with s/o

·Disney songs, all the time.

·He’s got a little chub so take care of it. Cuddle it, cherish it.

·Kisses his s/os cheek all the time. And their forehead. And their nose. He likes kisses.

·Ollie loves cuddles when its cold and rainy out, usually they’ll watch cartoons or Disney movies.

·Somehow managed to get Allen and Matt to call his s/o Mom/Dad

· If s/o is sick he goes full mama bear mode, even at the slightest sniffle.

·Did I mention he’s a psycho? He’s totally a yandere.

·Very protective

·Cupcake, dear, and muffin are his nicknames for his s/o

·Don’t go in the basement

·Tickle him, Oliver is super ticklish and he loves it.

·Will totally dress his s/o up like a little doll. Big hair bows, poofy dresses, and lace up shoes. Super uncomfortable but worth it.

·Olive bought his s/o and himself matching aprons. They have hearts all over them and cute little heart shaped pockets.

·Wears fancy under garments. Some are lacey.

·Bought his s/o some lacey undergarments as well.

·They are pink

·He has random spurts of activity out of no where he’s like “Lets go to the park!” or “Can we go to the beach?”

·Restless sleeper

anonymous asked:

So Ignatious, Oliver, and Arther are all together trapped in the same room, how would this play out? -Jim John Anon

England: What in the….

Oliver: Aah it’s so nice to meet new people!!

Iggy: (So there are more of us out there…?) Hey, who-… what exactly are y-

Oliver: Let’s go bake some cupcakes for breakfast!! I’m so hungry!! Hey, where’s the kitchen~?

England: Uh… I’m… uh… what???????

(adm: Thank you anon!! <333)


“Even I let my hair down to match with the style. I have to say thank you to @pastaunicorn55  but I want to try something else”

“Like what?”

“you would see… and, look, we have to swap clothes!! I’ll love to see you in my clothes haha”

“We have to?”

“Yes! finally, you’ll wear something isn’t black!”


2 P ! E N G L A N D –

Mr. Oliver Kirkland

I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad,
The craziest friend that you’ve ever had
You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I’m off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed
So what if I’m crazy? The best people are

  • Oliver: I'm leaving you with your father today, be nice to him, he had a rough day at work yesterday!
  • Allen: I thought Francois didn't have a job
  • Oliver: Shut it, just be nice to him! *leaves house*
  • Oliver 7 hours later: *Finally comes home*
  • House: *on fire*
  • Oliver: *massive face palm*

2p USUK horror movie style 

I personally think Allen is stronger than Oliver but he is scared of him…And he is still the Seme, that’s my 2pUSUK