I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad, The craziest friend that you’ve ever had You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the bend, entirely bonkers You like me best when I’m off my rocker Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed So what if I’m crazy? The best people are
Because I need to draw something else than Alaska, I chose to draw some of your characters ! I want you know, guys, that I love you guys ! If your character is here, this is because you are great, nice, cool, amazing AND ESPECIALLY : WE TALK TOGETHER ! That means a lot to me actually… So this is a gift for you =D
Don’t worry, I will draw 2 others batches ! But I really hope you will like it >w<
2p!America/Allen Jones- “Hey, Allen?” “Yeah, Doll?” “Why are chickens so bad at baseball?” You immediately get a strange look. “Why?” “Because they only hit fowl balls.” “…” “Allen?” “…” “Allen?!” “Fucking fowl ball!” He nearly chokes on the laughter as it left him. Allen really likes puns. 2p!Canada/Matthew Williams- “Mattie?” “Yeah?” “How did the polar bear stop the movie?” A blank stare. “No.” He looks away, but he knows he can’t escape. “Matthew!” “…how?” And he his defeated. “He hit’s the ‘paws‘ button.” “…” “Aren’t I funny, Mattie?” “…” “Matthew Williams.” “Did you really just say that?” Matthew is not amused. 2p!China/Xiao Wang- “Xiao?” “Yes, darling?” “Why is sex like a riding a bike?” “I‘m sorry…?” You caught him a bit off guard, but you most certainly have his interest. “You can do it by yourself, but it‘s not as much fun.” “Oh? Well then…let‘s go have some fun then, shall we?” 2p!England/Oliver Kirkland- “Oliver, hey, Ollie!” You beg for his attention, thinking your plan is full proof. “Yes, dear?” He beams, not minding your sudden presence. “Cup your hands.” You order, holding your hands behind your back “What for Poppet?” He asks, but does the action. You plop an unused teabag in his hands, earning a questioning gaze. Quickly, you kiss his cheek. “You‘re just my cup of tea.” He instantly goes red, nearly squishing the bag in his hands. 2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy- DO NOT MAKE PUNS AROUND HIM. FRANCOIS WILL PUNCH YOUR SHOULDER SO HARD. 2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky- “Hm.” That’s it. That is all.