oliver watts

To the moon - Olive lovers
  • DR WATTS: Leave it to me. I just gotta give the bartender a quick visit first
  • BARTENDER: Hey there! Could I get you anything?
  • DR WATTS: Heyo! Could I get a bottle of pickled olives, please?
  • BARTENDER: Sure. Cash or credit
  • DR WATTS: Cheque
  • BARTENDER: Er...I'm sorry, we don't take cheques
  • DR WATTS: Oh...Just put it on my tab then
  • BARTENDER: Wait, does that mean you don't have any money?
  • DR WATTS: ...
  • DR WATTS: ...You're SO getting resetted
  • *Beep*
  • BARTENDER: Hey there! Could I get you anything?
  • DR WATTS: Hello! Could I get a bottle of pickled olives, please?
  • BARTENDER: Sure. Cash or credit?
  • DR WATTS: Just put it on my tab. I feel like spending BIG today
  • BARTENDER: Oh, thank you, sir!
  • BARTENDER: Here're your pickled olives
  • DR WATTS: Thanks, bro! You'll be getting an enormous amount of tips today!
  • BARTENDER: Thank you sir
  • DR ROSALINE: [You're such an ass, Neil]
  • DR WATTS: [Oh loosen up]
  • -
  • DR WATTS: Why, is that a bottled of pickled olives you're sporting?
  • JOHN: Yeah. Are you a fellow olive lover?
  • DR WATTS: Indeed I am! Just got fresh bottle of them myself, in fact!
  • DR WATTS: Mind if I join you?
  • JOHN: Sure, why don't you grab a seat? We'll down a bottle together
  • DR WATTS: Oh...Yeah, that's sounds just swell
  • DR WATTS: [Eva, disable taste simulation, NOW!!"
  • DR ROSALINE: [Oh Neil, I don't think I feel like it]
  • DR WATTS: [...I'm SO gonna get you back for this]
  • -
  • DR WATTS: Finally! Dear LORD!
  • DR ROSALINE: How were the olives, Neil?
  • DR WATTS: Oh shut your mouth

So…” Ashlyn said after a few minutes of looking around. “Did you really invite me here just to see this park? It’s very nice but..”

Oliver smiled as he answered, “What? I can’t show the pretty new girl in town all the cool chillout spots?”

Ashlyn rolled her eyes. “No, that’s fine.” She replied. “I was just making sure this wasn’t supposed to be a date or something.”

“Well.. it can be a date if you want it to be.” Oliver said.

“So mysterious.” Ashlyn chuckled, shaking her head. Not quite answering Oliver’s question.


Ashlyn was a little hesitant when Oliver invited her to his house, but she showed up anyway. She was beginning to get the feeling that Oliver was a little out of the ordinary and not like the guys she dated in the past. This thought was further proved when Oliver let her inside.

Welcome to my humble abode, Ashlyn.” He said, opening the door for her.

Ashlyn walked inside and noticed a tray of grilled cheeses set on his dining table.

Listen, I was going to make an elaborate, beautiful steak dinner, but I was really nervous and honestly, I only know how to make grilled cheese. So, I hope you like it.”

“I love grilled cheese.” Ashlyn replied, a giant grin on her face. No one had ever tried so hard to impress her before. Even if Oliver’s plan didn’t quite work the way he wanted it to.

“Phew, good. Now come sit on the couch with me and we can, how do the teens say it? Netflix and chill?” Oliver said, plopping down on the couch.


It was getting late when Ashlyn decided to call it a night.

“Hey, Oliver, this has been really fun but I have to be up really early tomorrow for work. I have to be getting home now.” She said, almost reluctantly.

“I had a lot of fun, too. Maybe I can take you on an actual date next time?” He offered. “I really like you…” Oliver added.

“Maybe..” Ashlyn said with a smirk.


Oliver stopped by the next day after work. Ashlyn was just about to take a shower when Oliver let himself in. (lol)

Hey beautiful, I missed you on the way out.” He said.

“I’m sorry about that, work hours are crazy at the hospital right now.” She replied, hoping he would understand.

“Of course, I just wanted to stop by and tell you how amazing last night was.”


Once the movie was over, being the neat freak she is, Ashlyn got up to clean up the dishes. Oliver stopped her before she got too far.

“Wait, Ashlyn. I just.. I wanted to say.” Oliver started, his voice a little shaky. She could tell he didn’t date a lot of girls. “I just wanted to say thanks for coming over. This has been really nice first date.”

Oliver mustered up the courage and gave Ashlyn a peck on the cheek.


Ashlyn met Oliver in the park then took a seat with him on a nearby bench.

“Hey!” Oliver said as he saw Ashlyn reproach him in the park. “How’s it going? You liked that tree so much I figured you’d like to check out Willow Creek’s park.”

Yeah, I haven’t had the time to check this place out yet.” Ashlyn said, looking around. “It’s a very nice park.”