olive pizza

why do republicans blame everything on liberals, especially if it makes NO sense like “oh sorry i eat green olives on pizza, probably because im not a pissbaby liberal” what does that even mean harold 

gender reveal party idea: Its “why the fuck would you care about whats between my kids legs and why do you think I will connect that to their gender and why do you think gender would change the way i treat them as my child in the first place anyway you half brained cretins” written in black olive halves on a pizza except theres too much text so it just looks like a pizza with an obscene amount of olives on it

For my Scottish friend and fellow cartoonist Doug @dougiefromscotland a very, very quick doodle while I am enjoying the sound of silence.

[Actually I am having pizza and listening to some Ray Wilson music. 

Ray is also a Scotsman. And was the singer of Genesis for some very short time. And the “silence” is a reference to “Buster Keaton”

So… all of you out there … don’t you ever say my posts are not thought through]

Sarcastic functions (For fun)

SUBMITTED by Steve

Dominant Si: You throw a temper tantrum when the rest of the group votes to replace the mushrooms with black olives on the pizza

Auxiliary Si: You’re feeling “edgy” this weekend, so you’re gonna try homemade tartar instead of going to Applebee’s

Tertiary Si: You probably have your favorite childhood cartoon character tattooed somewhere on your body

Inferior Si: You only changed religions twice during college, that’s surprisingly conservative of you

Dominant Se: Everything you do has to result in you saying “Whoooooaaaaaaa!!!”

Auxiliary Se: This is needlessly dangerous, so of course you’re first in line to try it

Tertiary Se: Put on that Armani/Versace because you’re gong grocery shopping

Inferior Se: I guess you owe it to yourself to have sex this year

Dominant Ni: Life is overrated, deconstructing the fabric of existence is where it’s at

Auxiliary Ni: During the the Lewinsky scandal in the late 90’s, you jokingly said “Hillary will get back at him by becoming president herself one day”

Tertiary Ni: You just now, out of nowhere, decided to knock down every wall in your apartment so you can have a yourself a kickass loft

Inferior Ni: You woke up this morning deciding you want to become president in the near future. As you Googled “What is the difference between Democrats and Republicans?”, you got sidetracked by a hookup on Tinder

Dominant Ne: You just gave a friend a two hour monologue on the history of Imperial Japan because they asked you if they should buy a Toyota

Auxiliary Ne: You’ve never made it to season 3 of anything

Tertiary Ne: You can can assess where your friends and family are going with their lives…..through astrology of course. And you just can’t resist an on-line quiz that tells you about your personality based on your eye color

Inferior Ne: Screw it! You’re gonna wear that fedora non-ironically. You only live once, after all

Dominant Fi: If there was such a thing as “the chosen one” in real life, you’re totally convinced it would be you

Auxiliary Fi: You display the same burning passion as historical civil rights defenders do…..when someone insults a TV show you like

Tertiary Fi: You appointed yourself as the “This is wrong” police at your workplace

Inferior Fi: You once shook your head in disapproval and said “What’s this world coming to…..?” when watching the news. That was the weakest 7 seconds of your life

Dominant Fe: You call up bathroom tissue companies to ask if you can adopt the baby and puppy that were featured in their last commercial

Auxiliary Fe: You wanted people to like and share your opinions if they agreed, way before Facebook ever came along

Tertiary Fe: You’ve mastered the art of making people believe you are the love of their life in order to get them in bed for a one night stand

Inferior Fe:  You DO apologize sometimes. Like, “I’m sorry that you’re such a *insert insult*

Dominant Ti: You have absolutely no qualms about murdering someone who annoys you, except for the whole “possible jail time” thing

Auxiliary Ti: If it gets you exactly what you want, even cheating is fair game

Tertiary Ti: You actually have an idea or two as to why your “check engine” light just appeared, before you hand it over to the mechanic

Inferior Ti: You legitimately have a 100%, purely scientific explanation as to why Sharon is being a bitch right now

Dominant Te: The world is a giant Tetris game for you and you’re the line piece

Auxiliary Te: 90% of the people you know can’t do anything right. The other 10% can, but they are obnoxious as hell about it

Tertiary Te: Every now and then you realize that doing something about it is 100% more effective than complaining about it

Inferior Te: You took out the trash this morning, now you’ll spend countless sleepless nights wondering if you gave yourself up to conformity

Special Instructions (3/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?)
Chapters: One Two

hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵

remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach 

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Special instructions: pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm   

One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)

She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.

Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.

(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)

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@icecoldparadise , who might be my Fander BFF (among a few others), encouraged me to talk about this.

Deep breath.

Deeeeeeeep breath.

Okay.

I am not just a she.

I am not cis.

I am genderfluid.

My family doesn’t look upon being anything LGBTQIA+ as good. So this is, right now, and possibly for a very long time, my only place to say it.

So.

Still working on pronouns. Maybe she/he or she/they? Or maybe she/he/they? Or maybe just she? I don’t know.

Anyway. I’m gonna go buy chicken because I don’t ever go grocery shopping.

So… there’s that.

I am pansexual, polyamorous (though I don’t currently believe in me receiving love, something to work out with my therapist probably) and genderfluid.

I said it. Okay.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Don’t know if you guys saw but we’re sort of putting together a pro pineapple and black olives on pizza army.

MPHFPC ft. Pineapples on pizza

Jacob: likes it because Americans like strange pizzas

Emma: doesn’t even know what it is, until Jacob tells her

Fiona: doesn’t like it, but she doesn’t spread hate

Hugh: eats pizza on pineapples

Bronwyn: likes it because yes

Claire: likes it because Bronwyn does

Olive: likes it because she’s too good to hate something

Enoch: hates it because he’s a smol Gordon Ramsay

Horace: says he hates it to be cool but he actually enjoys it. Ssst it’s a secret

Millard: doesn’t like pizza

Miss Peregrine: everytime someone asks if Miss P likes it, she scolds them and rants about how this war is pointless. But she hates it with passion

I made these headcanons together with @midoriperegurine .

Go check her Tumblr GO

Batman Pizza


The things you’ll need

Ingredients
Dough
  • 1 package active dry yeast
  • 1 ½ teaspoon sugar
  • 1 cup warm water
  • 3 cups bread flour
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon salt
Pizza Sauce
  • 14 ounces tomato sauce
  • 6 ounces tomato paste
  • ½ cup water
  • ½ teaspoon chopped fresh oregano
  • 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
  • ½ teaspoon chopped fresh thyme
  • 1 head garlic
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
Topping
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Mozzarella cheese
  • Whole black olives
Equipment
  • Stand mixer with hook attachment
  • Large glass bowl
  • Medium pot
  • Pizza pan
  • Small fork
  • Rolling pin
  • Rubber spatula
  • Knife and cutting board
  • Bench flour
  • Pastry brush
  • Batman cookie cutter

Let’s get started!

Dough
  1. Preheat oven to 450ºF.
  2. In a medium bowl, dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water. let stand until creamy, about 10 minutes.
  3. Stir in flour, salt and oil and then beat until smooth. Let rest for 5 minutes.
  4. Place dough onto a lightly floured surface and pat or roll into a ball.
  5. Transfer crust to a lightly greased pizza pan. Prick the dough all over with a fork and cover lightly with sauce. Bake at 450ºF for 5 minutes.
  6. Spread the remaining sauce over the pizza and bake again at 350ºF for 8 to 10 minutes.
Pizza Sauce
  1. Preheat oven to 350ºF.
  2. Cut the head off of a bulb of garlic, exposing the cloves and drizzle with olive oil. Wrap in foil like a package and bake on center rack in oven for 45 minutes to an hour.
  3. In a small saucepan, mix the sauce, paste and water with a whisk until smooth and then add all the cloves of roasted garlic, the fresh herbs, salt and pepper.
  4. Bring to a simmer and cook for 5 minutes or until thickened slightly.

Time to decorate!

  1. Generously spread grated mozzarella cheese over the pizza sauce. Spread grated cheddar cheese into an oval shape in the center of the pizza.
  2. Dice olives and then gently place a batman cookie cutter in the center of the melted cheddar. Carefully fill the cutter with diced olives and then slowly lift the cutter.
  3. TaDa! Time to save a hungry Gotham, one cheesey pizza slice at a time!
5x20 fics

I saw an anon request toward @felicitys about 5x20 fics, so I thought I would make make a list of what I’ve seen so far. If anyone else knows of any others, or some more get written, please reblog and add!

I’ll get the wine @wetsuiton - take on what happened after Felicity went to get the wine.

How Felicity Felt by @tdgal1  Just a little fic to show how Felicity felt during 5.20.

Steady, Reassuring Rhythm by @wherethereissmoak  5x20 Drabble - Felicity and Oliver find peace in the sound of each other’s heart beats.

5x20 Filler Fic by @anthfan -  Just a little filler fic after they get pulled out of the elevator shaft.

Bunker Rendezvous by @dmichellewrites  Initially, Curtis sets up a date night in for his favorite power as they transform their attic into a secondary bunker in case the first one ever becomes compromise yet again. Dinners and alcohol lead to some fun antics in numerous places of the lair, and sometimes Star City’s beloved married duo just can’t help themselves. Oliver and Felicity spend a lot of long nights in the lair. How do Dig and Thea feel about this?

Liquid Courage by @bisexuallaurellance  Extension of the scene from the 5x20 flashbacks. Felicity’s had a lot to drink, and she finds herself back in Oliver’s arms for the first time in months.

Letting you go…Never by @green-arrows-of-karamel -  Missing scene from “Underneath”. What happens right after Oliver and Felicity are rescued.

Aftermath by  Dr Piletre (Tvist)  Felicity landed in a heap on top of Oliver, his body trembling underneath her from the effort of holding on to her. She kept holding on to him, afraid he would disappear if she let him go.

Waiting by  @perfectlittlesoul Her mother once told her that when it was someone you cared about, someone you loved that waiting was the hardest thing that you to do.During 5x20 as Curtis was fixing Felicity’s chip, all she could think about was Oliver.

Post 5x20: Olicity Moments by hotsforolicity -  This is a one-shot as a continuation of episode 5x20. Starting from the last hospital scene.

Healing by @hope-for-olicity  Post 5x20 fic - take/hope on what happens after that last scene.

Another Ride on the Ferris Wheel by @geneshaven a discussion of the 5x20 flashback at Oliver’s birthday. 

Olicity Drabble 5x20~ Needing You by @laurabelle2930 Post 5x20 - Oliver and Felicity talk about the aftermath of the flashback. 

Always by @olicitysmoaky​  Post 5x20 fic – takes place a bit after the episode. Felicity hears a noise at the loft.

Rug Burn Bites by  Syberina5  Watched 5x20 numerous times and with each jump scene I was more annoyed at the obvious magic of Hollywood blankets.

Sounds of You by @smoakingskye -  after the events of episode 5x20. With Oliver safe and recovering, Felicity reflects and reconciles.

By the neck by @bisexuallaurellance  Extension of the scene from the 5x20 flashbacks. After sleeping together, Felicity finds herself drinking more wine. Oliver joins her.

Pizza Time for Two by @lovejesusarrowavengersblog -  Post 5x20 fic that includes pizza, Felicity blabbering, and Oliver grinning like an idiot.

It’s the Side Effects That Save Us by @theshipsfirstmate  “The last time they sat in a hospital room together, his eyes were sparkling like his mother’s ring and he was trying to cheer her up with promises she thinks they both knew, even then, that he wouldn’t be able to keep.”

@theolicitylibrary - I thought I should probably tag you since you do episode roundups and this will save you some work. :)