olitz always and forever

assandtatertots  asked:

What's your stance on jake and Olivia, because ive never liked it and everyone I've talked to has! Olitz forever

I am anti-Olake, always will be, for endless reasons. Here’s a few.

  1. Olake is repulsive because Jake was SENT IN BY HER OWN FATHER TO GET TO KNOW HER AND SLEEP WITH HER (THESE WORDS CAME FROM HIS OWN MOUTH).
  2. He took advantage of the fact that she was vulnerable from a break-up and said all the right things to her to get her to fall for him. 
  3. Jake landed Olivia in the hospital after they had sex and then made her lie to Fitz about it.
  4. The first time that they had sex he recorded it without her consent and gave it to her father.
  5. He slut-shamed her infront of OPA & her ex (Fitz).
  6. Hm…… what else, oh he killed James (rip Jamesypoo).
  7. When Olivia pressed him about James’ death, he threatened her. “Bad things happen to good people all the time.”
  8. He always feels the need to attempt to one up Fitz, and dangles the idea that he sleeps with Olivia in Fitz’s face, any chance he gets. That’s why I feel like his motive behind winning Olivia’s heart is to feel like he won against Fitz. Which is sick.
  9. HE GRABBED OLIVIA BY HER NECK AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST A WALL.
  10. HE GRABBED OLIVIA BY HER NECK AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST A WALL.
  11. HE GRABBED OLIVIA BY HER NECK AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST A WALL.
  12. HE GRABBED OLIVIA BY HER NECK AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST A WALL.
  13. HE GRABBED OLIVIA BY HER NECK AND SLAMMED HER AGAINST A WALL.
  14. ^^ God forbid Fitz even looks at Olivia for too long, anti-Olitzer’s cry, “ABUSE!!! ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!” but they totally ignore the choke in their ship. How cute :)

From an outside perspective (sans my shipper heart), I can’t be bothered with Olake because I know that Jake was brought in because Shonda was mad that Olitz took over her show. Jake is kept around for what…. to be a wedge between Olitz. He has no job, clearly no apartment, he has no purpose at OPA (when he’s there). I mean.. It’s a joke, that’s why we call him Joke Ballard.

Olitz was introduced to us in the pilot, Olitz is the show. Anyone who want’s to try their shot at arguing with me on it can, but I can guarantee you their argument will be null & void.

Olitz fo’evaaaaaaa