It took four other children to pry Wybie off Oleander that day. His incoherent screaming shook the wall of the Mystery Kids clubhouse to it’s very foundation. The horrifying truth he relayed to the other children that day completely vindicated his actions in their eyes, but their attempts to console him proved in vain. Truly, it was the worst possible thing that could have happened.
That’s the end of this story arc folks! Tune in next update, ‘cause things are gonna get SPOOKY! Of course, next update is Friday. I’m dropping Wednesday updates again.
Oleander’s seldom-seen twin sister Morine is staying over for the holidays! Yep, the twin sister whose never been mentioned once before, has never been referenced in any fashion, and has shown absolutely zero sign of existing right up until this exact point. What sort of wacky hijinks will arise from this nutty pair sharing an apartment? Stay tuned~
Dipper and Norman have a chat about he holidays, Wybie and Coraline discuss father issues, and Oleander spends some quality time with his sister traveling down painful memory lane.
Lone time readers may remember the shocking and pretty upsetting revelation that put Wybie’s lineage into question near the end of September. Long story short, there’s a chance Oleander could possibly be Wyborne’s father. Which is a horrible thing.
Newer readers will have no idea what the hell is going on at all. Too bad for them! Nehehehe~
And so ends Dogen and Oleander’s exciting adventures… for now. But stay tuned for “A depressed Oleander calls in sick for work and lies in bed for six hours straight.” and “Oleander plays his Dire Straits CDs at max volume so his neighbors don’t hear him crying.”
That night, Dogen cleared the whole table on a pair of twos. Everyone thought he had a great poker face, but he just didn’t know how to play poker.
INTRODUCING OUR AMAZING NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTER TIMOTHY THE TOASTER! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF HIM, I’M SO SORRY BUT TIMOTHY DIED OF RECTAL PROLAPSE SHORTLY AFTER THIS COMIC WAS WRITTEN. RIP TIMOTHY TOASTER 2015 - 2015.
“Dogen, you are now one of only four people who have ever seen me cry. Those other people are Razputin, Sasha, Cruller and former English Prime Minister Gordon Brown. But that’s a story for another day.
“Sure, I could have just gotten safe, legal, non-explosive fireworks like snakes and sparklers - if I were a communist! Did Lincoln use snakes and sparklers to ward off the Mongolians in the war of 1812? I didn’t think so!”