Computers are dangerous, tricky, manipulative animals. They cannot be trusted and NEVER EVER allow one to be your roommate. Use your eyes to watch this video I made to learn how to use them/live with them safely.
My first deed as Old Spice Director of Marketing is to tell the world that I am Old Spice’s Director of Marketing. Done. Now I will make Old Spice wildly, wildly successful among humans. Also, what is a Tumblr? Is he powerful?