older guy crush love

I used to love green eyes, that was until I saw your beautiful brown ones. I never thought of brown eyes as anything special but yours are the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.

- dreaming of your eyes

Kinda sorta have a major older guy crush on Alan Rickman in Harry Potter. And Die Hard. And Love Actually. And Sweeny Todd. And Robin Hood. 

I actually just have a major older guy crush on Alan Rickman. Fullstop.

anonymous asked:

who do you think is the most shippable member? :p is that even a word? :'(

KRIS! there is not one kris pairing i don’t like, only some i like more. he just works with everyone

here is my point of view of how the kris pairings could be (fictional)

krishan:

this pairing is perfect for ‘angsty’ stories of unrequited love

kairis:

this pairing is sexy sexysexysexy sexy!!

krishun:

in which sehun is the younger guy crushing on the older kris,and it’s sort of a forbidden love. and kris should know better, but he cares too much about sehun to stay away (I ENJOY THE THOUGHT OF THIS OK?!)

taoris:

i’m my head kris will always be the one to take tao’s virginity

xiuris:

kris would be so protectiv over his precious little boyfreind, and he would be the big cheesball who would never stop talking about xiumin. and his friends would have to hear (for the 700th time) how incredibly cute his boyfriend is

krisbaek(!):

this pairing is made for angst!

krisyeol:

happy virus meets ‘cold guy’ kris, and the only thing they have in comment it their height. but chanyeol is the only one who can bring kris out of his shell

krisho(!):

give kris a ring and he would ask suho to marry him faster then luhan comes in his pants when xiumin shakes his booty.

chenris:

chen would be a handful for kris, but he will always stay by his side no matter what.

krisoo: 

kris would be so protective over soo. and somewhat jealous ,but only because he cares too much.

kray:

this ship can be so fluffy! imagen kray been married for years but still crazy for eachother

Crush

Luffyko sat in the bar spinning around in the chair as she saw Shanks get ready for the night. He usually was really busy during the night since that’s when the bar was open. They were open around lunch and then closed again till the evening. So it was still before work hours so Luffyko was allowed in there, well as long allowed until Benn decided to kick her out. Though her bribes for Lucky usually brought her right back in.
She couldn’t help but stare at Shanks as he walked around the bar making sure everything was in order. She stared at his somewhat long hair pulled into a short ponytail, his scruffy beard, and that flowy dress shirt that was eternally open halfway on his chest. She swore he dressed like that just to tempt her.
She groaned to herself, how was she not supposed to have a crush on this sexy as all life older guy. Sure maybe he was a bit older than her, okay maybe a lot older, but come on in her defense this guy was too sexy to resist. Maybe she should confess her feelings to him, but on another side she might be too young for his tastes. She looked down she sure looked like a girl, certainlly had the right body parts for it, but she was still baby faced. Aw, what to do, what to do she thought spinning faster in the bar stool trying to figure out how to deal with her crush on Shanks.

@redhairdrunk

Explain to me why this is...?
  • 14 year old dude: lol hey bitch nice ass id tap that hey sexy we gonna bang tonight and then ill go visit my other girlfriend and bang her too lol and then maybe I'll watch jersey shore and eat pizza eh you can clean my xbox or something just don't bother me
  • Society: OMG DATE HIM HES PERFECT OH SO ROMANTIC IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THEN YOURE CRAZY LOL
  • 35 year old dude: Oh hey darling. Wow, you look so amazing today, is that a new top? Beautiful. Tonight, I want to take you out for dinner. Your choice, love, and my treat. After, I'll take you around town and we can talk while we watch the passing boats. Then we'll go home and watch the Notebook and cuddle. I'll go get you extra tissues, if you want! Its a sad movie, but feel free to cry on my shoulder.
  • Society: OMG WTF HES SUCH A PERV OMG EWWWW DISGUSTING GET AWAY FROM ME YOUR GROSS GO KILL YOURSELF