canadianstereotype  asked:

Shitty's apartment floods so he has to live with jack and bitty for like a week

oh…my god listen

  • he spends a lot of time just staring at them being a #couple like :’))))
  • before shitty enters any room he closes his eyes and is like “IM ENTERING! PUT UR CLOTHES ON! UNLESS U DONT WANT 2!!!”
  • shitty cries during every single meal like “jack….jack……do u understand what this is do u understand that i do not get this food anymore and u get it every single day jack I’m gonna fucking…..kill u jack do u understand J A  C K Z IMM MERAMMNNN” 
  • he spends his entire stay like “hey this apartment is nice but do u know what would make it nicer……..a puppy…..how nice…..would that be….” (he tapes pictures of puppies all over the house in an effort to convince them)
  • bitty refuses to let the apartment smell like weed so he goes over to lardo’s apartment whenever he gets high (lardo: why didn’t u just….crash here shitty: bro… the pie…..do u REMEMBER. lardo ends up coming over for a night then and ransom and holster may or may not crash too and it may or may not become a huge team slumber party)
  • halfway through his stay their old lady neighbor witnesses shitty completely naked through the window and bitty almost kicks him out right then and there (he gets shitty to scrub down the entire apartment in exchange instead, bitty’s sneaky that way)
  • shitty going back and forth w/ himself between wanting to have a sleepover w/ jack and not wanting 2 cockblock
  • shitty actually hearing them boning one night and chirping the Hell out of them the next morning 
  • shitty snuggling w/ bitty when jack’s away at some sorta game or event or something and making him feel less alone 
  • rly just so much cuddling just So Much S O  MUCH
  • ok so also on the last morning shitty’s out of clothes bc he never did his damn laundry so he’s going through jack’s drawers trying 2 find something to wear and he stumbles across an engagement ring and squeals S O L O UD 
  • shitty finally being able 2 move back into his apartment and them all honestly being a lil sad about it but knowing its ok bc they’re best friends forever no matter where they live!!!! 

The horror of human nature is prevalent in our world, and I appreciate that some people want to turn on the telly for escapism — but if that’s what you want, don’t watch Game of Thrones. I choose fantasy to vent, to process complex political, sexual and social politics at the safe distance of fiction. For me, that’s what art should be.