old:dracula

To hunt, the vampire waves things in front of its mouth that its prey is attracted to. Here, the vampire waves a lovely pashmina shawl just the size for an unsuspecting Englishman. Here, another one presents a lovely pair of leggings, and here, a decorative hat feather. Sadly, the English and their vanity pay the ultimate price: death.
—  Noted nature documentarian Van Helsing