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In exactly a week I’ll have brithday, yay! I’ll be 27 wtf, people live that long?

I don’t think I’ll do anything fun to celebrate it, though. I need to be at work and prepare for my studies. And besides I have like one friend irl. And last but not least I’m very broke and need to save money for a doctor because my stupid knee hurts again.

Still, if you have some spare cash and want to buy this loser coffee/dinner/cake (which is totally better than sex), here’s my Ko-fi page. I don’t earn much, so every donation is very appreciated.

And because I’m secretly a dragon, feel free to add some books to my ever-expanding hoard. Amazon knows best what dragons like.

Anyway, I hope you’re gonna have a great week!

9 year old me: when I say a girls is cute it’s only because of the way she acts, obviously! she’s very sweet. it’s not about her appearance, why would I, a girl, think about another girl as beautiful and wonderful?? btw Joe Jonas is hot i’m totally normal see

me now: ,,,,honey

hi - people sending me hate - what the fuck do you want me to do and why are you doing this to me? what the fuck did I do and what else am i supposed to call you aside from stalkers or harrassers

cowards

nellynee  asked:

I saw that post about how Motorcity was a dying city and I always assumed that is was, just not very quickly. We get hints of people like the Cablers, who provide power, and Jacob's efforts to provide fresh produce, and I assume he's not the only one. I'd always assumed that a lot of the gaps Motorcity couldn't provide for itself was a thriving smuggling ring. What boggles me is how anything other than a barter system could thrive down there economy wise.

Honestly, I’m not sure how DELUXE is even working, let alone Motorcity.  Although I suppose they have the means to grow food??? They have plenty of light, fresh air and apparently water, altho god knows how clean or polluted that water might be.  The Cablers live on one of Kane’s power-cables, sapping power that was going up to Deluxe, but WHERE IS THE POWER COMING FROM.  (geothermal??? but who’s converting it.  Who does maintenance??)  WHERE DOES DELUXE’S TRASH GO. WHAT ARE THROAT CUBES MADE OF.

That said, we don’t actually know anything about the world outside the city!  If you assume there are people out there still growing things and owning animals, that makes things a little bit easier.  Even if Motorcity apparently covers part of Canada and I wouldn’t want to wrangle mutant moose, they might have more fertile ground up there??? It’s a mystery.

I’m pretty sure they do have a barter-system economy, fwiw.  so no need to boggle I suppose.  The only mention of any kind of currency that I can recall is when the Mama’s Boys demand “moolah”.  That traditionally means actual money, but I would be 0% surprised if it had come to mean just tradeable items in general since the economy went to shit.  Everybody else just seems to trade in favors or rare materials. (Rayon pays the Burners in platinum at one point!)

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“What I mean is, I want you to be old with me. Now, you’ll notice I didn’t say ‘grow old’ - you do that your way and I’ll do it mine - but I want your last five years.”

Tonight’s Cantab feature is my SlamMaster and yours, Simone Beaubien! She doesn’t like it when we heap praise upon her, so let me just say that you really, really should not miss this one. This is her poem “One-Watt Lover,” as featured on IndieFeed.

anonymous asked:

My old roommate says I was a creepy sleep talker, usually related to cooking or food. A couple I remember her telling me about are "Will the brains go bad in a day? Mish mash, mish mash." and "Help me pick up all these spiders. We're gonna cook them."

Oh my god, you could literally be a children’s book villain.

Just Another Day

“you’re too skinny”

“you should smile more”

“If I was younger, I would say a lot of dirty shit to you”-says the old man in front of his wife

passing out flyers for a job “Oh Is this for a date with you?” no creepy random man 

“hey beautiful”

*whistles*

“wanna come home with me”

“why can’t you cook, you’re a woman?”

“you better shaves you’re legs and that pussy” after being invited to go to a water park

“do you come here often” no I just work here random stranger

“are those space pants you are wearing, because your butt is out  of this world”said by a middle schooler at a church camp

“can i ask how old are you?” me: im 21 “oh I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are with out it sounded creepy” still succeeded sir

“You look healthy today”in response to how skinny I am, I don’t have an eating disorder I am just small

“have you been eating?”-I do not have an eating disorder btw and I love food



Please feel free to add on if you want ladies, this is for an art project about what women hear on basically a day to day basis, please hashtag the title Just Another Day soI can find it easier later

speaking of gay best friendships my friend keeps saying the old bff who wants to reconnect with me his face “lights up” whenever she mentions me and he gets so genuinely happy like gotta go 

Fox Alignment Chart

Lawful Good: Nick Wilde

Originally posted by disney-yensid

Neutral Good: Mozilla Firefox

Originally posted by thunpratan

Chaotic Good: Disney’s Robin Hood

Originally posted by celebratingmagic

Lawful Neutral: Fox Mulder

Originally posted by alcesangelus


True Neutral: A fox

Originally posted by gifsboom

Chaotic Neutral: Starfox

Originally posted by ghoulsnghosts


Lawful Evil: “What does the fox say" 

Originally posted by laurste


Neutral Evil: Swiper

Originally posted by gingerfish666


Chaotic Evil: Fox News

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s a season of life that just knocks you off your feet, doesn’t it?! Haha. I’ve been there ladies. So if you’re 25 and have a crippling fear of being alone, WAIT ON GOD’S TIMING. His timing was conveniently perfect for me so I guess I just feel like I am the appropriate person to give you advice :) By the way, we’re expecting!!!!!!!!!

Alright, so because Rebecca Sugar has apparently called Steven’s age a “spoiler”, and because this episode description makes me hella suspicious…

…I would like to reassert my absolute confidence that Steven’s physical age has never matched his literal age. We know from the episode “Too Many Birthdays” that the kid can change his age based on his mindset. We reportedly know that something about Steven’s age in itself is spoiler-worthy. And I’d argue that we’ve already been given enough little hints to support this idea. For example, why is Steven still the exact same height if we’ve covered more than a year of his prepubescent life already? What was so alien-grade-freakish about baby Steven that made Greg agree to withhold him from human schooling forever? Because don’t even TRY to tell me that Rose “Humans-Are-The-Best-Shit-Ever” Quartz wouldn’t have requested that her son learn BOTH human and gem stuff unless something about him made it literally impossible to fit in with human children! And why does Steven suddenly shoot up from a toddler to his current age in the extended intro? There is no goddamn way that it took the gems that many years to build that simple human housing structure. Especially after they spoke to the TODDLER version of Steven as if he was moving in with them very soon.

Conclusion? Steven doesn’t just change his age based on his mindset every once and a while. It’s actually the only way he ages. And it’s very likely that this means that his apparent age is not his real age.

Maybe I’m off base here, but I’m looking forward to Steven’s first permanent on-screen age up during “Steven’s Birthday”. I’d also venture that it will be caused by Connie. She’s guaranteed to be invited to the party, and her natural human aging is the most obvious way to bring up the fact that Steven… doesn’t.