13 year old me:
Should I cut my hair short? I don't want to look gay...
[Stands on a rooftop wearing a pride flag and a glitter bra with the Pride soundtrack playing behind me shouting through a megaphone] IN CASE SOMEONE MISSED IT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT -
“ENGULFED BY FLAMES” - a brick house completely completely consumed by fire, even the tree and nearby power lines are ablaze. No flash needed for this nighttime snapshot thanks to the intense light of the burning building.