• me:makes a post bc something nasty was brought to my attention w/out me having to lurk
  • bar/ba/rag/ord/amn:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

anonymous asked:

Don't worry, my dude. Be happy, my dude. Fall is here, and Halloween almost is. And it's spooky times, my dude. Then it's turkey day, my dude. Then fat man in a red suit, which also doubles as Jesus day, my dude. Life goes on, my dude. Stay happy, my dude.

Fox Alignment Chart

Lawful Good: Nick Wilde

Originally posted by disney-yensid

Neutral Good: Mozilla Firefox

Originally posted by thunpratan

Chaotic Good: Disney’s Robin Hood

Originally posted by celebratingmagic

Lawful Neutral: Fox Mulder

Originally posted by alcesangelus

True Neutral: A fox

Originally posted by gifsboom

Chaotic Neutral: Starfox

Originally posted by ghoulsnghosts

Lawful Evil: “What does the fox say" 

Originally posted by laurste

Neutral Evil: Swiper

Originally posted by gingerfish666

Chaotic Evil: Fox News

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

I CAN HAS OLD MEMES? - a playlist for the inexplicable breakdown of linear time in the blogosphere

The Hampster Dance Song Hampton the Hampster / The Mysterious Ticking Noise / Neil Cicierega / Dragostea Din Tei O-Zone / Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley / Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) Caramell / They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard Erwin Beekveld / Everybody To The Limit Strongbad / Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! daniwellP

  • nick wilde:*takes a deep breath*
  • nick wilde:i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around nick ever:yes, you love judy hopps, we know, you love judy so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love judy hopps, we KNOW , you love judy you fucking love judy ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JUDY HOPPS. WE GET IT.
The Signs as Old Memes
  • Aries:Rage Faces
  • Taurus:I Like Turtles
  • Gemini:Get Out me Car
  • Cancer:Old Gregg
  • Leo:Chuck Testa
  • Virgo:The Dress
  • Libra:Maybe this Year Senpai Will Notice Me
  • Scorpio:Honey Badger
  • Sagittarius:Sloths
  • Capricorn:Doge
  • Aquarius:Condescending Willy Wonka
  • Pisces:Double Rainbow