Artwork by Doug Horne

Without You

Peter Parker x Reader
As part of my request a prompt, 300 follower celebration.

@not-peterparker requested: 7, 53! Congrats btw!
Prompts: “I can’t do this without you.” and “I’m crazy about you.”

Thank you for your request and for following me! Ok, so you didn’t specify what you wanted, so I apologize if this isn’t what you had in mind (in fact, I’m sure it won’t be,) but this is kind of what fell out of my brain for those sentences. Words: 1.9K.

Peter is in his 20s. Peter and reader have been together for a long time.

Warnings: This is a little gory. Or a lot. It’s a lot gory. Angsty fluff.

The tightly woven sheet of clouds outside your window blanketed the sliver of a moon hanging high in the sky, offering none of its luminance to the city below, making the already cold, rainy night seem even more dreary and off-putting in its darkness; darkness that made it difficult to see him in your equally blackened room. The masked form of him had practically fallen into your arms the moment you’d slid the window of your shared bedroom open at the sound of his panicked knocking, the entire weight of him supported by your chest; your back protesting the angle; his wet, sticky arms around your neck as he slumped against you.

When the bridge of his nose found the crook of your shoulder he released a soggy sigh into the skin there.

The dampness of his suit spread over the front of you, your borrowed t-shirt quickly soaking through and warming your skin. He groaned when you shifted, an arm pulling too tightly at his back to prevent him from sliding down your body, chests smashing together as you tried your best to support his drooping, lethargic form. “Hey, c’mon,” you encouraged as you started taking slow, measured steps towards your bed, his booted feet lagging and unintentionally smashing against your bare toes. “Peter, hun, you’re really heavy.”

He nodded, the corrugated material of his suit chaffing against your wet skin. You freed up an arm to pull his mask off, his wet hair sticking to the insides, lifting as you freed the strands and flopping back down onto his ears and forehead, dampened curls sticking to his skin as you dropped the fabric to the ground at your feet.

“Pete?” you adjusted your arms again, looping them underneath his, pulling his face from off of your shoulder, his chin bouncing off of a bony collar, to get a better look at him, “Peter, what’s wrong?” His hands hung limply at his sides, cascading pitifully over the tops of your own. When his eyes met yours, you were startled by how utterly exhausted he looked; the darkness in the room accentuating the bruised coloration beneath dull brown. It was the color of his skin that bothered you most, or really, the lack of; so pale that his skin was nearly glowing, rain water and sweat glistening, his clamminess casting its own ghastly light.

You furrowed your brows, voice escaping you in a whisper, “Peter?”

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anonymous asked:

So can you do headcanons for jealous Peter. Like MJ's had a crush on Peter forever, but they're just friends and she's accepted that. She isn't going to pine over Peter Parker. It's time to put this crush down and the new guy is ok and into her. So she should definitely just say yes the next time he asks her out. Peter is just mind blown when MJ can't hang out cuz she has a date. MJ doesn't date.

*hyperventilates* I am SO ready for jealous!Peter Parker. like, you have no idea. buckle in kids. this headcanon is happening RIGHT NOW. (ps. i might write a part 2 of this….i’m not sure…lemme know what you want, folks.) 

*update: [part 2]

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  • Nightmare Questions:
  • 1) Favorite horror movie?
  • 2) Scariest place to be outside at night where you live?
  • 3) Any animal fears?
  • 4) When you were younger what were you afraid of?
  • 5) When you were younger how did you cope with your fears?
  • 6) Is a basement or attic scarier to you?
  • 7) Ever have recurring nightmares?
  • 8) Favorite old horror film?
  • 9) Are you comfortable being at home alone?
  • 10) Has the fear of something ever kept you up all night?
  • 11) When you imagined monsters when you were younger what did they look like?
  • 12) Do you sleep with one foot out of the covers or both under?
  • 13) What is your natural response upon hearing a loud crash in your house?
  • 14) Have you ever played any horror games? (The Midnight Man, One Man Tag, Three Kings, Kokkuri-San)
  • 15) Top 5 scariest noises to hear when you're alone?
  • 16) Pick a horror movie and explain how you would survive.
  • 17) Do you have pre-planned hiding places in your house for scary situations?
  • 18) Have your experienced any paranormal happenings?
  • 19) Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 20) Are there any spots in your house you are to afraid to be?
  • 21) Any recommendations for horror films?
  • 22) Do you prefer gore or thrillers?
  • 23) What did your parents tell you about monsters when you were young?
  • 24) Are you a fan of jump scares?
  • 25) What is your go to for horror entertainment?
  • 26) Do you believe aliens or other life forms exist?
  • 27) Have you read Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark? If so what was your favorite or what was the scariest story?
  • 28) Have you ever been near a murder scene?
  • 29) Would you ever spend the night in an abandoned building?
  • 30) Are you superstitious?
  • 31) Have you ever had a fortune told to you that came true?
  • 32) Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 33) Have you ever trespassed onto private property late at night?
  • 34) Would you ever stay overnight in a place that is said to be haunted?
  • 35) Do you ever have dreams/nightmares that end up occurring in real life?
  • 36) Have you ever worked in a haunted house? If not have you wanted to?
  • 37) Have you ever seen something super spooky and unexplainable?
  • 38) Scariest horror game you've played?
  • 39) What do you do for Halloween?
  • 40) Post a pic of a Halloween costume that you've worn.
  • 41) Ghosts or Ghouls?
  • 42) Do you have any phobias?
  • 43) While on the subject of phobias, do you have any things you want people to tag for safety?
  • 44) Have you ever used a Ouija Board? If so did anything happen during your experience?
  • 45) Favorite horror movie antagonist?
  • 46) Favorite horror musical?
  • 47) Zombie apocalypse weapon of choice?
  • 48) Tell a spooky joke.
  • 49) What would be your back story if you were the killer in a horror movie? Why are you killing people?
  • 50) One unrelated question of your choice.

‘My Favorite Thing Is Monsters’ Is A Dazzling, Graphic Novel Tour-De-Force

The new graphic novel, My Favorite Thing Is Monsters, by first-time writer Emil Ferris, tells the story of a ten year old girl who loves horror films, and tries to solve the murder of a lovely upstairs neighbor.  But the book does a lot more than just that.   John Powers calls the book a true revelation. 

Photo credit: Fantagraphics

This is Where I Lose You~One-shot (Draco Malfoy)

A/N: Draco Malfoy is one of my fucking favourite characters of all time and I’m trying to figure out why I haven’t written for him before ‘cause seriously I love him so much 

Request: @tayrae515:  Hi love, Could you do one where you and Draco had a thing but you sided with Harry and when he gets picked up and taken to the Malfoy mansion like in deathly hollows part one it’s you who gets mudblood written in your skin instead of Hermonie and Draco puts a stop to it and saves all of you because he loves you? Bad description lol but I hope you get my idea! :) thank you! ♥️♥️

Pairing: Draco x reader

Word Count: 2934

Warnings: TORTURE SCENE, BLOOD, Bellatrix being the awful human being she is, STABBING, CUTTING, SCREAMING, MORE BLOOD, sadness, swearing


Originally posted by hogwartsthings13

Once upon a time, I had been the girlfriend of a one Draco Malfoy. We had been happy. Really happy. Of course, deep down I knew that it wouldn’t last. We were teenagers in the middle of world approaching a war and we were clearly on different sides. We never acknowledged it, but we both knew it. I wasn’t oblivious to Draco’s family history. He was related to people that were known death eaters and his father probably was one. He knew I didn’t share his opinions on muggle born witches and wizards, he knew I was close friends with Harry Potter and a number of other Gryffindors that he didn’t approve of, but we ignored all of it. A voice in the back of my mind told me that the heartbreak would only be worse the longer we stayed together.

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anonymous asked:

Could we have a scenario where 2D's partner has a stutter and Murdoc is being a bit of a dick about it?

~ You’ve always had a stutter. It just happens to you. 2D knew you had a stutter and helps you communicate when it’s hard for you to speak. It gets increasingly difficult to speak when you get nervous or scared. You hadn’t spent much time with the rest of the band so they were pretty unware of your stutter. You were pretty sure 2D was trying to keep Murdoc away from you since he had a tendency to be an ass about most things.

~ You, 2D and Murdoc were all in the living room watching an old horror film. 2D was holding you close and occasionally glancing in Murdoc’s direction. “2-2D, e-e-even though t-this m-movie is o-o-old it’s still k-kinda s-s-scary!” You sputtered out and hid you face in his chest. Murdoc looked at you and said, “It’s not scary enough to give ya a god damn stutter! Ya baby!” You tensed up and 2D gently pushed you off of you him. “2-2D…” You tried to talk to him but he was already walking towards Murdoc. “What the bloody hell?” Murdoc stood up and 2D punched him square in the face. He flew back with a grunt and 2D grinned. “Don’ ya EVEA say ANYFING about der stuttea!” 2D spit at Murdoc. You couldn’t help but smile.

Movie Night.

Jooheon x Reader (SMUT)
One Shot.

 It was meant to be a just a cute night in with your boyfriend Jooheon, but your boredom got the best of you..WARNING: this fanfic contains slight daddy kinks & thigh kink. enjoy~  

It’s was a Saturday night, and the other members were out partying. Jooheon didn’t feel up to go out with them so, he asked you to come to his dorm and watch movies or play some video games.


Jooheon: “Hey (y/n) baby. Want to come over for the night? The boys are going out partying tonight and I don’t feel up to it. And it had been a long time since we’ve seen each other.” A big smile grew on your lips seeing your phone screen light up and seeing your boyfriends name. It had been a good few week since you’ve seen him. You quickly replied.

 (Y/N): “Of course I would sweetie! I will be over in 20 minutes just need to put my college stuff away. So get everything ready~”

You and Jooheon was currently sat cuddled up on the sofa, with some of yours and your boyfriends favourite snack in front of you on the coffee table. A (your fave colour) fluffy blanket wrap around you both as it was getting pretty cold in Soul now a days. Your head was lazily resting on your boyfriends chest as the movie was playing, his arm around your side pushing you in closer into his muscle body. To you the movie was boring…just a old cheesy horror film which looked good on the cover but turned out to be crap. On the other hand Jooheon seemed to be enjoying it; small jumps from his as he sat close, making you jump along with him..little screams coming from him every now and then and him coving his face with the pillow that he has in his other free arm. Some of the reactions he did made you giggle. As you was getting even closer to boredom you decided to play around with you boyfriend and tease him a little….a cheeky smirk grew on your lips as you sat up straight, your boyfriend widen eyes still forcing on the TV screen. You lean in closer to him and place a gently kiss on his neck..that didn’t move him..Only a few seconds later you then placed another kiss on Jooheon’s neck, moving your lips to his jawline not stopping the kissing to see if he would react. Your hand resting down on the top of his thick thighs ever so slightly, squeezing your tiny hands against inner of them. A deep groan come from the male as he tried his best to concentrate on the movie. 

“(y/s)…stop. It’s getting to the good part.“ The smirk still growing on your lips, knowing to damn well that he didn’t want you to stop. “Hmm~ Joohoney~ it is getting to the good part.” You whisper softly into his ear before nibbling at his ear lobe, the top half of your body pressing up against Jooheon’s arm as your hand strokes up his thigh, reaching his crotch and gently palming him through his shorts. “Serious (y/n) you don’t want to do that, I’m trying to wa-” he was cut off as he felt your gentle hand rub at his bulge.. while crawling off the sofa and lowing yourself down in between his legs. “it’s been a long time since we’ve done anything like this Honey..” you whined cutely now wanting to get your boyfriends attention. “The boys will not be back for a good couple of hours…” The males deep brown eyes was now forced on you, watching your every move as you get yourself comfortable on the floor “I’m just bored. You can keep watching~ I’m going to keep myself entertained.” You say in a cute voice, looking up at your lover from in between his thighs with your big ‘innocence’ eyes. 

Not long after saying this, you had pulled down your boyfriend’s black sweat shorts past his thick thighs and had him exposed to you. His member growing harder, throbbing in your tiny hand with each gently stroke you gave him, your thumb rubs over his tip making him twitch and small amount pre-cum leaking from it as he grew more excited. He let out tiny pants as he tried his best to keep his concentrate on the movie still playing, your boyfriend moving in his sit grinding his hips softly as does. You leaned in and placed a single kiss on the base of his member before giving him one long lick with your wet, warm muscle and placing his tip into your mouth and sucks gently teasing him, sending a sharp shivers up his spine. You’ve been wanting to do this to him for so long, have him all to yourself but he’s always practising, writing songs or hanging out with his group member left you no time to be with him by yourself. Jooheon kept getting distracted by the feeling of your warm mouth around his hardness, your head bobbing up and down and the sound of you sucking, humming mixing with the sound of the TV in the back ground. This is Jooheon favourite thing, seeing you giving him a blow job, watching as your head moves up and down as you making eye contact with him as deep throat him. Like the time he woken up to see you in between his thighs. You are such a sweet girl friend ;).

 "F-Fuck!“ He groaned loudly over the TV, Jooheon’s large hand moving to the back of your head and following the movement as your head bobs, gripping at your long (colour of your hair) hair, as it fell in front of your face. While his other hand ran down your back and bottom squeezing roughly at one of your cheeks, making you stick it up more in the air and wiggle it, teasing Jooheon. "You-You know how much I love seeing your pretty lips around my cock.” Jooheon hissed. He licked and bit down on his pink plumped lips, he’s full attention is now on you. You pulled him out your mouth with a light pop sound, A string of your saliva following as you pulled away. “And you know how I love it when you speak dirty to me..daddy.” Your hand still pumping him a little faster then last time your eyes meeting his, you could see the lust fill his pretty brown eyes. You know calling him daddy was a massive turn on for him..but you knew you would be in big ‘trouble’ for saying it and making him loose the concentration on the film, it’s been a long time so you really didn’t care. He pick up the remote from the side of him and turned off the TV. “Now be a good princess and get up.” He ordered, releasing the hand full of hair and letting it fall back onto your blushed face. “Now sit on daddy’s lap.” Nodding lightly you did as Jooheon ordered, getting up from off your kneels and sitting down on his lap, saddling his legs on either side of him. One of your favourite things about Jooheon was not only his eye smile and dimples… it was his thighs, how thick they are and how they can hold you up while he makes love to you..fucking you hard against the bathroom wall.  You rest your hands up on the males chest as you begin to grind your hips ever so slightly against him, your clothed womanhood rubbing against his naked throbbing member “You’re such a naughty girl (y/n).” Jooheon teased, smirking up at you. one of our boyfriend’s hand reaching up to move the hair that had fallen on your pretty face. Just by his words, the way his voice is deep, husky and that cheeky smirking made your thighs squeeze together.  "Only for you Daddy~“ you whispered, your lips ghosting over his slightly opened ones before placing a deep passionate kiss on them. You could feel yourself getting wet with every second that went by, you need more of Jooheon. it’s been to long and it was the same for Jooheon, he never stop thinking about you, the amount of time he had to stop practising to pleasure himself in the bathroom or shower because of not seeing you for so long was crazy. You had such a massive affect on him.

 As much as Jooheon loved teasing you, he knew you need this much as he did. As you both kissed deeply, your tongues fighting against each other, your hands in Jooheon (your favorite hair colour on him) hair pulling roughly, making his head tilt back against the top of the sofa. While his free hand slip underneath your skirt and begin playing with your ass, squeezing and then slapping making it bounce "Jooheon~!” You whine into the kiss, he knew how much you loved that. He then hooked his index fingers onto your (favorite colour) lacy panties and begins pulling them down your legs, holding them up in the air seeing the wet spot “just for me? Oh baby girl we’ve only just started.” He smirked against your lips, soon throwing them onto the carpet beside the sofa.“Now princess…Ride daddy!” He growled, slapping your ass once more the sound echoing though the room, making a moan escape your lips and a shiver run through your body. You then lower your dripping wet entrance down on Jooheon member. Once full inside of you, your clench your walls around him, making a loud whine and groan come from you and your boyfriend…it crazy how he fills you up, it was like he was made just for you. You both start moving your hips together in sync with each other, going slowly at first then picking up the past. Your hands still gripping at his fluffy hair, his large rough hands squeezing at your peachy ass following your movement. “You-You feel so good d-daddy~” you moan cutely, letting your head fall back letting the pleasure run through your body’s as your long (hair colour) flows on your back with every movement you made. You couldn’t believe it’s been so long since you’ve last been together… made love to each other. 

After a couple of minutes went by, your breath was becoming more heavy along with Jooheons, he rest his both hands onto your hips and hold you up slightly making sure you are still…he then start pounding into your cute womanhood rapidly, with deep thrusts making sure you take all of his member in. He knew exactly where your spot was, and how to get you close to the edge, hitting the same spot again and again. Making your legs shake and toes curl from the overloading pleasure that was taking over your body. The sound of skin to skin slapping together, along with his groaning/moaning and your whining/moaning filled the living room. One of your hands now gripping on to Jooheon’s shirt as you moaned out his name repeatedly..you knew the neighbours would hear you but, both of you really didn’t care! You was in the moment and that’s all that matter to you. The grip on your hips was getting tighter with each thrust Jooheon made, you knew he was close. He let out a sweet groan of your name “(Y/N)..Baby! I’m-I’m…” As you both was coming close to your climax..Jooheons phone light up showing a text from Wonho:“Hey dude. We should be home in about 15 minutes. So if you and (y/n) are up to anything make sure you’re finishing up. We don’t want to walk into anything.” Jooheon let out a pissed of hissing sound “they would want to come back now..”

 "Now, that’s it cum for me Princess.“ Your boyfriend forgets about the text and puts his focus back onto you, your eyes closed and your cheeks in deep shades of red and your whole body burned up.. beads of sweat forming on Jooheon’s forehead making his hair stick to his skin. you have now taken back over the movement. Not long before you both finally cum. Your walls tightens around Jooheon member, letting him know it’s time. As your walls clenched around this hardness, the male let his warm seeds shot into you. The feeling was overwhelmed to finally release himself inside you.You both sat their on the sofa for a few minutes trying to get back your breaths.."that-that was amazing..” you breathed heavy, rest your head on your boyfriend shoulder your hand still gripping on his shirt. You was to sensitive to move…“Baby, we should get cleaned up before the boys get back.” jooheon breathed, rubbing his hand on the back of your head to hopefully calm you down. You nodded agreed with him.After you finally got both of your breaths back, you slowly got off the top of Jooheon, your legs shaking as he pulled himself out of you, his member twitching as the last of his cum leaks out of the tip..you and him watch yours and his juices mixed flowing out of you. “You cumed a lot..” you whispered, then looking up at him..Jooheon cheeks a light shade of pink as he put himself away. “Sorry..” You giggled at his apology. “There nothing to be sorry about… Daddy.” “Ah-Ah! The boys are coming back! Don’t start with that again!.” You bit down on your bottom lip as you get off his lap and bend over picking your lacy panties from off the floor, showing your boyfriend your naked peachy bottom. He knew this is not over yet, he had so much more up his sleeve. As you was heading to the bathroom, the boys dorm door open and Jooheon’s group members was back home from a night of clubbing. “Jooheon, you should of come out tonight was wild.” Said I.M. Walking through the door followed by the other guys. “Look, just in time.” You give the males a cheek wink before walking into the bathroom, not long after Jooheon following behind you. “Dude, my wild night just started.”

This was my first ever fanfic I’ve typed up and posted on the internet. So, I hope you all enjoy it~! Let me know what you think about it❤ 
(Yes, I know I’m not good at typing up fanfic but, I tried my best! I had a idea so I did it haha~)


The gifs used is not mine.


(HEY HEY HEY~ SOLDIER MADI HERE 😁👌 I TOOK A NOTICE THAT MORE PEOPLE ARE DIGGIN MY HEADCANON, SOOO. Here’s another Rfa headcanon thingy. V and Saeran included. (P.s; I’ll probably never not include V and Saeran because let’s be real here..they’re poppin fresh.))



Surprisingly, he was the one who suggested you watch a horror film. Poor lil cinnamon roll was afraid he wasn’t manly enough, so, he decided to prove he could handle it.

He couldn’t.

Half way through it, this boy was shaking so bad, you could feel the couch rattling?? Like? Calm down?

Of course, you were there to give him comfort, rather than the other way around. Nonetheless, you still enjoyed yourself.

“Yoosung, open your eyes..! Look, I promise. The blood practically looks like ketchup. It’s not that bad!”




When you suggested a horror movie, he wasn’t really phased by it. Stuff like this never bothered him. He knew it was fake.

So, there you two were. Snuggled up on the couch, (with Elizabeth 3rd, of course.) watching a mild horror movie.

Even though it was mild, it had its moments. Occasionally you would jump up a bit, and Jumin would lightly tighten his grip on you every time.

While you were anticipating the jump scares, Jumin was analyzing e v e r y t h i n g.


“Can’t you tell? The moment he got to this town, he should’ve realized it wasn’t any good. The guy in the back gave it away.”

“What guy?!”



Let’s be real, you two are going to criticize the whole movie.

You aren’t even scared. You two more than likely picked an old, cheesy horror film.

Originally, you were going to actually take it seriously, and quietly watch the movie. Luciel had better plans.

He would start making stupid jokes about the characters obvious faults, and pointing out how fake everything looked.

Soon, you just had to join in with him. I mean, come on. This movie is s h i t.

“Did he just run into the zombies arms? Are you kidding me?”

“I didn’t know we were watching a roma- oh. Well that happened.”

“What an idiot.”

“That would be you, thoug- OW DONT HIT ME! UHM? BOYFRIEND ABUSE??”



Zen must have made a horror musical.

Since it was new, she was one of the first people to get a hold of it..and boy, was she happy.

You just couldn’t say no when she had asked you to watch it with her that night. I mean, come on. LOOK AT THAT LIL GAEHEE FACE, AWH.

So, you two cuddled up in some bean bag chairs, sharing a big bowl of popcorn.

You both ended up feeding a little bit to each other when the other was too busy drooling over Zen’s abs. (Mostly Jaehee.)

Ends up with one of you falling asleep on the other before the movie is done.

More than likely you on her. (Kink)

“(Y/N)! Even as a hairy werewolf..ohh, he truly is a beast…wait..(Y/N)?”


“Oh! So cute..I guess we’ll be sleeping down here, tonight..good night, (Y/N)..”




Zen would be trying to play it cool throughout the entire thing.

He’d keep making small remarks on how it was “o so predictable.” Eventually, you got tired of these little comments, and decided to give him something that wasn’t predictable.

You’d lean over, acting as if you wanted to cuddle..then..


You’d let out an ear piercing (w̸a̸r̸r̸i̸o̸r̸ c̸r̸y̸) screech, tackling him into a hug.

Let’s just say, he was a little bit more than frightened.


“This is so damn predictable.”

“Yeah..I guess you’re- SCREEECHH”

“(Y/N)!!! DO NOT DO THAT! God…you know what? I just might have to punish you for that, baby girl~”

“You- I- OH”



Can he even see what’s happening, tho?

You’re probably going to be bored, and suggest you watch a horror movie in spirit of Halloween (you’re feeling extra SpOoPy)

This lil pastel cutie will agree instantly. If it makes you happy, then he’s 420% up for it.

You two will probably be the calmest out of everyone else, staying quiet while you watch it. Of course, you’ll have the occasional dialogue.

He’ll wrap his arms around you, snuggling his face into you, since he can’t really see the movie all that well, anyways.

If you get even a little scared, hE IS LITERALLY SO COMFORTING LIKE, Y e S.

“I hear more suspenseful music in the back ground. Get ready, don’t be too scared, (Y/N).”

“Crap, how did you hear that? All I hear is that stupid win- OH DEAR GOD.”

“I warned you..oh..come closer, it’s okay, (Y/N)..”



He picked the movie, and let’s just say you are more screwed than America.

He just HAD to pick the scariest movie he could get his hands on.

10/10 will tell you to hakuna your Tatas when you start flipping your shit. (Not literally but.)

Like, how can you handle that?

But, not to fret..he’s surprisingly more comforting than you imagined.

He will pull a fluffy blanket over you both, doing his best to cover your eyes when he thought something overly scary was going to happen.

When it’s all over, he’s probably going to want to cuddle you all night, at least until you both fall asleep..just to insure neither of you get a nightmare.

“I don’t even know if I can fall asleep now, thank you very much.”

“Mmm~ then stay with me tonight. I promise I can keep you safe. Just..Trust me?”

anonymous asked:

2D and Mudz with a s/o who's interested in the paranormal and gets a kick out of making fun of obviously fake ghost hunting shows and badly written horror movies? (Last week I was watching that stupid ouija movie and I screamed "thATS NOT HOW GHOSTS WORK SARAH")

Murdoc Niccals:

  • He isn’t a fan of horror movies, but will watch them if you watch as well.
  • The first time you watched scary movies with him, all Murdoc thought was that you were going to curl up next to him, covering your eyes as you watched an innocent civilian get slaughtered in a supermarket.
  • The reality was that you were hooting and hollering the whole entire time, throwing a fit as that one blonde which ran into the kitchen with all of the knives to save herself, or when the camp counselor started reciting satanic hymns by accident, and didn’t even stop when the devil himself appeared.
  • Mudz found this kind of odd, but his favorite thing to do is hate on other things… So he joined in.
  • The two of you screamed and holler at the TV for the next hour and a half, laughing all the way.


  • When your boyfriend offered you a spot on the couch to watch an old horror film with him, you definitely obliged. It just caught him by surprise when you started yelling at the TV.
  • He got a lil’ spooked the first time you did it, but he started to quietly join in on the mockery 20 minutes into the movie.
  • If you were ranting in the middle of an important part of the film, he’d ask if you could be quiet for a minute or two, but after that, go full season.
  • He finds it funny that you don’t react to horror movies like how a lot of other people do. 
  • He’ll start yelling with you if the characters are in the process of doing something really stupid.
wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Papa I: body wakes him up every day at 4am. sits on the balcony or patio to watch the sun rise. despises coffee so he usually makes piping hot batch of earl grey. feeds his cats and  tends to the sisters of sin as he helps them with the itinerary for the clergy morning meeting. then takes a mid morning nap because he’s an old grandpa and it’s all just so exhausting!

Papa II: wakes up naturally at 5am. hates it. “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee or I’ll fucking cut you.” sits and reads the morning news paper with his scorching hot morning joe. immediately crumples up the sports/politics section into a ball and tosses it aside, much to the cats delight. scoffs at the film reviews, mumbling about how he can do better than *insert horror film here* and *that one tv show everyone likes for some reason there*. after much griping and moaning about the human race and the problematic entities within it, he finally cleans himself up to head down to the recording studio- but not before getting his daily dose of old school Hollywood horror monster films first. y'know, to get him in the mood.

Papa III: hits the snooze button at least three times. then sleeps through that third alarm until one of the ghouls bursts into his room and hits him over the head with a pillow and yelling at him to get up. literally drags himself out of bed and shuffles towards the bathroom. recoils in disgust as he sees the sleep all over his face, and proceeds to wash it profusely. cleanse, tone, moisturize, rinse and repeat. he somehow never gets bedhead hair. regardless of how wild of a time he had the previous night. has to lean against the wall as he pees because of course he’s sore af from knotting himself into a pretzel onstage from last night’s show. walks downstairs and steals the whole pot of coffee because. drinks it directly from said pot and tries to hide his eyes from the ghouls as he doesn’t want to be embarrassed at his eyes watering from how hot it is. swallowing both his coffee and his pride, he goes back upstairs to check the social media buzz to see how Ghost is going. of course, after being very pleased, he gets excited and giddy, dancing and playing with his 7 cats for at least 10 minutes until he ends up falling asleep on his bed again. cue two hours later with “fuck we’re late for the thing” panic.

Affliction (Shalaska) - jazz

Summary: Alaska has commitment issues. Sharon reminds her who she belongs to.

A/N: Almost 3.5k words of non-AU Shalaska for ya, with lots of smut & some angst and fluff thrown in as well! She/her for Alaska, who’s in drag for the majority of the fic, & he/him for Sharon. Warnings for punishment and some slight dom/sub dynamics. Many thanks to Miss Bianca & Alaska del Needles for their sage wisdom & guidance (ily). Scream about Shalaska with me on my sideblog, @artificial-jazz <3

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