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anonymous asked:

You are a disgusting piece of shit. You act like a 16 year old version of Donald Trump. It's horrible that your parents raised you to think like this, but you are more than old enough to have learned better by know. So I feel no sympathy. Fuck you. Women are not just objects for you to fuck. You're a spoiled little rich white boy, and you think you deserve superiority, but this country is not yours to own.

Go on/off anon and pretend we’re the person you want to talk to and get everything off your chest

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Links to Other Versions: Oso (feat. Mom and Choro) | Kara (feat. Mom and Todo) | Choro (feat. Mom and Jyushi) | Jyushi (feat. Mom and Oso) | Todo (feat. Mom and Ichi)

Craftsman Ichimatsu (feat. Matsuyo and Karamatsu)

Mother Matsuyo’s Stupid Parental Observations of Ichimatsu:

“A positive way to describe him would be that he’s cool, a negative way would be that he’s lethargic. It’s hard to understand what he’s thinking, but since he’s able to pinpoint and use other people’s weaknesses, he has a high ability of reading the atmosphere and emotions. He seems rebellious at first, but really, he’s just awkward. He still has a childish aspect to him though. He’s bad with needles, and they cause him to cry and shout with a loud voice you don’t normally hear from him… even though he’s an old enough NEET to know better.”

Older Brother Karamatsu’s Criticism of Ichimatsu:

“Heh, I’ll be the one to speak about Ichimatsu. Ichimatsu always acts tough, but he’s just scared of getting hurt, isn’t he? It’s better to have more self-confidence, no? I say this because he’s my brother. If you admire me so much, then just say so, okay, Ichimatsu? Don’t just dally around with cats all the time, and become more honest with yourself, Karamatsu Boy!

GOT7 Reaction #3 - You two get interrupted during a steamy make out session

Requested by the lovely @cloeharrissonasf! Thank you for requesting! (for some reason it wouldn’t let me tag you, I’m so sorry!!)

*In this post, the person interrupting them is either a family member or a band mate


Jaebum (JB): *Inturrupted by BamBam who claimed to have heard “ghostly moans” through the walls* “yAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER! KNOCK!”

Originally posted by imjaeboms

Mark: *interrupted by Jackson wanting to show him a funny youtube video* (he’s blushy and stands up to quickly, making you fall over) “JaCKsoN! WhAt A SupRISe! DidN’T KNOw you WeRE HoME!!!”

Originally posted by iyeols

Jackson: *inturrupted by his mom when you go to meet his parents* “Mom…this is y/n. As you can see we’re very passionate.” *laughs*

Originally posted by markjin

Jinyoung: *interrupted by his aunt at a family gathering* “YAH! Why are you here- I mean heyyy! You look so good! Please don’t tell anyone”

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae: *interrupted by his dad* “OH MY GOD my life is ruined. My dad saw my hands in your pants grabbing your ass he’s so going to kill me”

Originally posted by jackandjael

Yugyeom: *interrupted by YOUR dad* H-hello sir. There’s a very good reason that I am on top of y/n right now. Y-you see…we tripped? A-and-”

Originally posted by jongdabae

BamBam: *interrupted by JB, who sees you shirtless* “YOU JUST TOLD ME LAST WEEK TO KNOCK!! WHY DON’T YOU FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE??”

Originally posted by got7kings

BONUS:

JB’S response to BamBam: “PAYBACK BITCH!”

Originally posted by defsoulfeels

A/N: This was really fun to make rofl

Failing and Flying

by Jack Gilbert

Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
It’s the same when love comes to an end,
or the marriage fails and people say
they knew it was a mistake, that everybody
said it would never work. That she was
old enough to know better. But anything
worth doing is worth doing badly.
Like being there by that summer ocean
on the other side of the island while
love was fading out of her, the stars
burning so extravagantly those nights
that anyone could tell you they would never last.
Every morning she was asleep in my bed
like a visitation, the gentleness in her
like antelope standing in the dawn mist.
Each afternoon I watched her coming back
through the hot stony field after swimming,
the sea light behind her and the huge sky
on the other side of that. Listened to her
while we ate lunch. How can they say
the marriage failed? Like the people who
came back from Provence (when it was Provence)
and said it was pretty but the food was greasy.
I believe that Icarus was not failing as he fell,
but just coming to the end of his triumph.

Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
It’s the same when love comes to an end,
or the marriage fails and people say
they knew it was a mistake, that everybody
said it would never work. That she was
old enough to know better. But anything
worth doing is worth doing badly.
—  Failing and Flying (Jack Gilbert)

kids falling in love. a tiny ladrien doodle i did to wind down before bed. last day of finals tomorrow! I’m hyped for what the summer may bring! 

Tagged by @phoenixyfriend

rules: copy/paste, replace answers and tag people

a - age: Old enough to know better

b - biggest fear: Drowning.

c - current time: 11:33 AM

d - drink you last had: Coffee

e - every day starts with: A morning jog and a hot shower

f - favourite song: Glitter & Gold by Barns Courtney

g - ghosts, are they real: More of me says yes than wants to say no

h - hometown: Worms

i - in love with: My wife

j - jealous of: Neil Gaiman’s talent

k - killed someone: Technically, I suppose so.

l - last time you cried: Watching Rogue One

n - number of siblings: 5 brothers (*sigh*)

o - one wish: To finally learn Saint-Saëns’s Allegro Appassionato

p - person you last called/texted: My elder brother Axel

q - questions you’re always asked: “Are you 16/17/18?”

r - reasons to smile: Sunshine, breezes on empty streets, clouds, cats, flowers, music, laughter, people. 

s - song last sang: A duet of I’m A Believer with my brother. 

t - time you woke up: 4:15-ish

u - underwear color: Light blue

v - vacation destination: Brazil

w - worst habit: alphabetization of everything

x - x-rays you’ve had: Wrists, ankles, shin, back, shoulders

y - your favourite food: Artichoke and green olive paella

z - zodiac sign: Pisces

Tagging @barricadeofnargles, @redhothollyberries, @tinytinyrobot, @hiruma-musouka

Originally posted by heyitsalebaexx

“Truth or dare, Steve!” Wanda asked.

“Truth!” Steve replied. A sigh of frustration went around the room.

“The fifth time, Rogers! This is the faith time you’ve picked truth! Just pick a damn dare!” Tony said angrily.

“Watch your language around the kids” Bucky hushed them.

“I told you we should have played cards against humanity instead!” Sam crossed his arms. Making a pouty face, still salty about everyone choosing truth or dare over his pick.

“Some people aren’t ready for that kind of thing.” Clint glared at you are Peter, the youngest ones of the group. Implying that you guys hadn’t already plays.

“I take great offense to that, just so you know.” You laughed.

“They’re old enough to play, you know that. And like this is any better, someone was already dared to dry lap dance me.” Nat huffed. 

"Let’s get back to the game, if possible.” Peter pleaded. But to no use. Sometimes the Avengers could be the worst.

That girl crying about generalizations. The fuck you expect us to react? You’re starring in a movie fucking a Nazi summabitch. Don’t come in here all brand new like we don’t know what’s up. She 18 too and some of y'all are like “be careful, she’s only 18”. Shiiiit, she’s old enough to know better. FOH

Advice For People Our Age

-If you can’t go to a party, tell the host

-You don’t have to be an underdog. You can want things and go after them because you know you deserve them. You can be proud and confident of your accomplishments.

-Now’s not the time to be embarrassed about the music you like, or literally anything you like. 

-Stop comparing yourself to other people. You are your own barometer of success, and you know damn well when you’re not trying hard enough.

-Apologize when you’ve done something wrong. Talk it out. Tell people how you are feeling

-Don’t stay stagnant, but be patient. Change takes a long time. If you don’t love your job, keep looking for a new one, but understand things won’t change right away.

-Keep up with your friends, and let them know you are there.

-You’re old enough to know better now, and sometimes sorry won’t cut it anymore. Learn from your mistakes, and admit them to yourself.

-The things you need out of people is not always the things people will need from you. If you don’t know what someone needs, ask.

-Keep a blank set of cute notecards for thank you’s, birthdays, and congratulations

-To hard boil an egg, put the eggs in the pot with cold water (and some vinegar), let it come up to a boil, then cover the pot, turn the heat off, and let it sit for 10-12 minutes.

-You do not have to keep people in your life that make you feel bad. 

-Have an outfit for a wedding, a job interview, and a funeral

-Be on time

-If you have insurance, know the closest hospital nearby that takes it

-You don’t know everything

-Throw out your junk. If it doesn’t fit, give it away. If you haven’t worn it in a year, give it away. if you don’t use it, toss it.

-Put your phone away when you are drunk.

-Wash your bath mats

-If you don’t go, you probably won’t miss out on much

-Try to keep your fridge clean, okay?

-Be able to name five things you really love about yourself

-Be grateful and hungry, always

❁ Status em Inglês ❁

Tune your vibration. (Sintonize sua vibração.)

Let the sea take to far away all evil that exists. (Deixe o mar levar para longe todo o mal que existe.)

Old enough to know better. Too young to care ✌😎 ( Velho bastante para saber melhor. Jovem demais para se importar)

After a hurricane comes a rainbow. ✌  (depois de um furacão vem um arco-íris.)

Cause nothing can, ever, replace you. ♥ ( Porque nada pode, nunca, substituí-lo.)

Be the change 🍃👊 ( Seja a mudança.)

Believe me I believe in you. (Acredite, eu acredito em você.)

Love sees with the heart and not with the eyes. (O amor vê com o coração e não com os olhos.)

Before afternoon than never. (Antes tarde que nunca.)

A lipstick in mouth and razed. (Um batom na boca e arrasou.)

You is  done drugs, and I am dependent. (Você é feito drogas, e eu sou dependente.)

Reblog ou dê like se gostar! ♥

ENTP Stages of Annoyance

Somebody did a brilliant one of these for INTJs, so I thought I’d try my hand at an ENTP version. I’m ENTP-A, so I might react a bit differently from an ENTP-T.

Eyeroll: Somebody who is old enough to know better uses poor grammar in conversation with the ENTP. Or brings up anything the ENTP considers banal, like reality TV.

Sarcastic comment: Subject an ENTP to extended discussion of something we couldn’t care less about (like last night’s X-Factor results) & we will start breaking these out. 

Witty put-down: Prove yourself beyond all reasonable doubt to be a moron (by doing something such as such as extolling the virtues of Donald Trump) & one of these is headed your way. It’s our way of asking you to shut the fuck up.

Personal insult that cuts right to the heart of your deepest insecurities: Trust me, we can spot those a mile away. And if you personally attack us or someone we care about, we will pull no punches.

You’re dead to me: We share this one with the INTJ. Piss us off to the extreme & we will surgically remove all trace of you from our lives without a second thought.

The Frank Underwood: If you deliberately try to truly fuck over an ENTP, or worse, one of their loved ones, then it is time to start watching your back. Because trust me, we are most definitely working to repay the favour in kind & are more than happy to play the long game.

Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
It’s the same when love comes to an end,
or the marriage fails and people say
they knew it was a mistake, that everybody
said it would never work. That she was
old enough to know better. But anything
worth doing is worth doing badly.
Like being there by that summer ocean
on the other side of the island while
love was fading out of her, the stars
burning so extravagantly those nights that
anyone could tell you they would never last.
Every morning she was asleep in my bed
like a visitation, the gentleness in her
like antelope standing in the dawn mist.
Each afternoon I watched her coming back
through the hot stony field after swimming,
the sea light behind her and the huge sky
on the other side of that. Listened to her
while we ate lunch. How can they say
the marriage failed? Like the people who
came back from Provence (when it was Provence)
and said it was pretty but the food was greasy.
I believe Icarus was not failing as he fell,
but just coming to the end of his triumph.
—  Jack Gilbert, Refusing Heaven