old west

Old West Insults
  • He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’.
  • He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes.
  • He has teeth so crooked he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
  • She’s so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon.
  • She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road!
  • He’s as crazy as popcorn on a hot stove.
  • His knife’s so dull it wouldn’t cut hot butter.
  • He had a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head.
  • He’s as slow as molasses in January.

For more colorful insults, check out Old West Legends


“The Super Smash Corral” (Original Date: 7/11/15)

A Super Smash Western poster mash-up series.  Starring Samus, Fox and Falco, Megaman, and Mr. Game & Watch.  We might dip into this series again when time allows.

Deviantart: http://britandbran.deviantart.com/