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GIVE ME ALL THE OLD TIMEY COVERS OF EVERYTHING EVER

I’m no historian, but I’m fairly confident that furniture had been invented by the 1950s. So where are all the recliners, benches, beds, stools, chairs and couches? Well, a little digging reveals that there are at least a few albums where furniture appears on the cover, but in every single one of those photographs, people look completely baffled as to how sitting on it is supposed to work.

The closest anybody comes to using furniture properly is the guy on the stool in the last photograph, and he looks absolutely miserable that he’s not allowed to sit on the floor like everyone else. So furniture clearly exists, but apparently no one quite gets it, or else they are intentionally misunderstanding it. There is no logical reason for this trend, unless somehow this is a long, creepy, fetishized holdout from the Great Depression when everyone had to burn their furniture to keep warm. Or, more likely, it’s a weird, sexy way to honor the president who pulled us through that Depression.

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