old theatres

i am a:

⚪️man

⚪️woman

🔘massive musical theatre nerd

looking for:

⚪️men

⚪️women

🔘more pro-shots of Broadway musicals with the obc to be made publicly available so that I don’t have to resort to shitty-quality illegal bootlegs

what i say: I’m fine 

what i mean: if the falsettos revival opened on October 27th and closed on January 8th AND there were 8 shows per week, that equates to 104 shows, take out holidays and that probably rounds down to roughly 95 shows. Assuming Anthony Rosenthal was never sick and performed in every single show AND bearing in mind he didn’t need a chaperone for the production as he was on stage the majority of the time, that adds up to roughly 190 hours of stage time in less than 3 months. In those 3 months there was not one large scale bad review of Rosenthal (who’s 12 btw)’s performance. This means that at the age of 12 years old Anthony has proven to be just as stage ready as his trained counterparts and is already building a career for himself, what was I doing at the age of 12 you ask? Probably breaking a limb trying to balance on a fence post. This ALSO provides yet another member of the falsettos cast (and show in general) who was ROBBED of a tony. He!!! Wasn’t!!! Even!!! Nominated!!! I propose we redo the 2017 Tonys only this time we should have A) JUSTICE FOR FALSETTOS and B) A KIDS NOMINATION AWARD BECAUSE OH MY GOD SO MANY TALENTED KIDS ARE BEING BLATANTLY OVERLOOKED AT THE TONYS AND IM DONE WITH IT

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

  • “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
  • “Away you three inch fool”
  • “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
  • “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
  • “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
  • “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
  • “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
  • “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
  • “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
  • “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
  • “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
  • “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
  • “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
  • “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
  • “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

CARLO MOLLINO, Teatro Regio di Torino, Turin, Italy, 1965-73

It's been a long tech

SM: *to sound designer* Hey so do you want that cue to go before or after she says her line?

Sound Designer: You mean the cue that turns off her mic?

SM: Yeah that one.

LD: ………..really?

SD: *muttering to himself* gettin too old for this…

*Submitted by  Manatee