“hi! my name’s alex. sagittarius. i enjoy cooking and long walks on the beach. i’m a dog person; not really into cats, but if you have a cat, i’ll deal with it. i don’t do my own laundry, but i will make the bed. i will.”
I feel like Keith would be such good friends with Blumfump, Plaxum, and Swirn. He would definitely wear a jellyfish on his head and discuss conspiracy theories with them and the benefits of using tinfoil.