old people with tats

  • Robert: It's a mess!
  • Vic: Not exactly classy chic, no.
  • Liv: People keep sticking up any old tat. I'll fix it, though. Get rid of her and I'll get rid of the nettles.
  • Adam: Babe, the groom's gone awol. Oi people, listen up. The groom's on the losse.
  • Chas: How?
  • Adam: He's a slippery guy. Look, we tried our best. Paddy, tell her.
  • Chas: You lost him?
  • Paddy: Not on purpose.
  • Robert: Sure you didn't!
  • Chas: You had one job, Paddy!
  • Vic: He's not answering.
  • Robert: Do you think he knows?
  • Paddy: No, he doesn't know.
  • Chas: Right, okay, what do we do next? We should go and look for him.
  • Faith: We could post sentries. I'll cover the back.
  • Robert: Sentries. Yeah, great idea.
  • Faith: Well, just let me know when he's found and I'll erm... I'll roll back up to the farm out of the way.
  • Robert: No, no, you're his gran. He'll want you here. (gets slapped by Chas)
  • Faith: Oh, well, if you insist. Young, buff Adam, push a sick old woman to her post.