old people are so cute in love

anonymous asked:

I love nanalew!!! I didn't know she and phil were still close this video was such a nice surprise. phil's collabs with old friends are always so sweet I remember the one he did with meghan a while back with the toilet candy was also so cute

Tbh I didn’t know they were still close either. 

I’ve already seen someone call this a ‘charity collab’ and imo that couldn’t be further from the truth. I think Phil probably turns down a lot of people who want to collab with him, but someone he’s been friends with for years came to him wanting to make videos on a topic he definitely loves to talk about - I think he probably jumped at the chance. And I do love that about him! 

My interpretation of the MOON signs

(You could probs relate your sun if you want maybe even your rising)

Aries: they take up your life: being loud, leaving mess on the stairs, creating arguments out of thin air and always filling the void with their drama. Very self-centred but oblivious to it so I’ll let it be. Problems they hav always someone else’s fault. Very loving and cuddly and express passion easily. Never stick to hobbies after announcing that its there biggest passion n cant survive without it. Though, they don’t wait around for things to be handed to them - they are always up to something interesting. Independent.

Taurus: they are great to spill your words upon and never flinch when u say something deep or shocking so it makes u chill af cause they are…Most of the time…they can get angered when things aren’t as it should as they are very stubborn. don’t like people who aren’t committed to friendship or plans/dreams and dont like people who dont give their stuff back. Seemed to hav cows eyes: very deep n dreamy and long eyelashes -often brown eyes that i know of or watery blue eyes. lov food or other luxuries.

Gemini: childlike, like everything light hearted and humorous. there has to always be words to fill up the quiet spaces otherwise they start to get agitated. Dont like boring people and will blatantly walk off or something. Nervouusss people. Tapping all the time. When they’re in a goood mood they’re goofy but can become detached and cold and become a bit of a smart arse. Like knowing their shit.

Cancer: homely people. Warm and loving to fault as they are always let down by others who do not give the same warmth and pure emotions back. I think they could probably guilt trip u many times. emotions are not hidden which is good and bad because shots are firedddd and their words filled venom when there really cheesed off. Like lots of nice things. also love cute fluffy animals. Love their family to be always near - protective can become smothering. Talk about the ‘good old days’ 24/7.

Leo: why are you so posey and dramatic? They like to tell a tall tale - love to add bits to the truth to make it more exciting - which is actually interesting to hear tbh so good job :) they love to be centre of attention obvs. Also hold their heads high and always seem taller than actually are. Full of exuberance. & they often believe in their abilities so they achieve good grades and r smarttt!

Virgo: lovs when people do little silly things for them because they like when people are as detail orientated as them. expect too much of people becaus they do too much for others. Nervous but lowkey cause their earthiness sort of makes it hum in the background. Has potential to be shady. I love their organisation, chills me the f out. Some reason i feel they be really good at ASMR videos because of their voice & movements. and they r actually quite talkative but its usually nothing too intellectual or snobbish just good natter. Bites their nails!

Libra: i dont get them. They dont make an imposing impression on me as they’re delicate and not too in ya face. Loves knitted jumpers and wearing light colours Ive noticed. Sweet n gentle. Probs could get away with murder. Gets really into things like a celeb or tv series for a while. Has fan blogs probably. like to talk about things such as kpop, clothes, items in their neat pencil case and make up. Idkkk

Scorpio: protectivveee. Intense. Passionate about theirs hobbies and interests. Can become lost in their own intellectual, abstract world forgetting what is truly important until they realise and become regretful and then hold many unresolved grudges. They are e m o t i o n a l but try to hide it - constantly simmering and on the verge of erupting. Though they are quite interested in their own passion - they’ll hype u up about yours and talk for hours about theirs and your own dreams. Abstract knowledge that seems to appear out of no where when they speak -unconventionally smart.

Sagittarius: want to escape reality. Someone i used to know would read a lot of books - probs erotic - she also used her work as escapism? her husband wouldn’t take her on holiday:( another i know comes across very cool and full of knowledge and like to says corny things like ‘you might as well live your life to the fullest because you’ve only got one’. acts like a philosopher. Has gooood taste in music. knows everyone and can keep good relationships with all of them.

Capricorn: thinks they’re are funny af but peeps often laugh at their jokes cause they’re just a bit shit. Tries to come across cool 😎looking for a for job but isn’t working out lol. Wants fame n fortune. they love to talk deep and intellectual without getting too personal. probably quite lovey dovey but it is buried deep inside them. likes to keep it light by listening to music or watching the telly otherwise there thoughts overwhelm them. ( i hav cap moon so might look like a different viewpoint to the others moon signs)

Aquarius: loves to make a point that they are different lol. Intellectual af cause they really smart. Can talk for hours on end but still likes down time. they are the world’s friend but they only let a few know the real them (if thats is actually the real them ). Quirky sense of humour. Hav big dreams and most likely succeed in pursuing them. they are very open about weird stories and experiences they hav had which is fun to hear. will hav something to say about every topic on earth - love to share an opinion.

Pisces: too kind for their own good. They know your weaknesses/insecurities from first time you meet. i think they have melancholy spells which they find themselves in a trance - i catch them staring blankly quite a lot. Love to ask if you’re okay. Mooody. Let down by humanity. Very chatty and has of cool things to say. Music may rule their life - musically talented in one case ik (probs used as escapism). Can be burdened with very unsettling thoughts of not being good enough; making sure they keep there reputation for being the nice guy which means getting pushed about

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

how I see the signs and what I want them to know
  • (side note - View of a Virgo rising, Leo sun in the 12th, Libra moon in 2nd, mercury Cancer in 11th, venus Leo in 12th, mars Leo in 11th)
  • Aries: was once my best friend, she made literally everything in my life brighter and always helped me to just enjoy things and stop worrying all the time. Also great hugs. Just simply has that energy, wherever it may be - physically, mentally, staying up until you binge watched that show, giving you their last money so you can get yourself something to eat before you starve to death, always down for a talk and a walk even if they had a packed schedule. Please don't miss out on times when you just have to take a day off to get your beautiful and strong energy back. I care about your health so please don't forget to eat properly and don't miss out on that quality time if needed.
  • Taurus: a girl from my drama class and my little sisters moon sign, I am just so in love with your sense for aesthetic. Total sunshines. I feel like I can always rely on you, super compassionate and knows how to make you feel comfortable when youre not. I love that when you have a goal in your mind, you will give your everything to achieve that! Also so humble but like I want you so desperately to know how beautiful I think you are!! I enjoy your company a lot. Please don't be afraid of changes, I know that's such a mainstream thing to write for Taurus but I really do believe that maybe sometimes you need to be reminded that life can also begin at the end of your comfort zone.
  • Gemini: a guy and a girl from biology class, I am literally stunned at how much these people know. Eloquent fluffballs. I could listen to you spreading knowledge 24/7, make great jokes in my opinion and just kind of knows... everyone?? Get along with so many people, can be very chill but also full of energy when they're talking about things they are interested in. Also fun-fact kings and queens. Please remind yourself to stay loyal to your true friends, you may know many people with whom you get along with so well and for sure everyone is intersting in their own way, but it's very possible to feel lonely in a crowd. Your closest friends will always get you out of that and help you, I promise.
  • Cancer: a close friend of mine, literally the most caring person I've ever met. Actual comedians. I don't know I just straight up fell in love with your humour. All the Cancers I know have or had some extreme physical problems going on, please get well soon if you read this and you're also not feeling well. Mentally on the next level, strong and kind of unbreakable. Don't hide their feelings because they just know that when you bottle up your feelings it's never going to end well. They just get you and will be there for you no matter what. Please take care of yourself just as well as you do with your friends and family, you are a true blessing and it's definitely okay to rant or cry or just let it all out.
  • Leo: my english teacher and a guy I used to be close with, very often completely misunderstood and taken for granted, which can lead to unhealthy behaviour. Will make you feel great after a plain shit day. I strive to be this talented at just expressing myself or being confident, even if you just want the world to think you are confident when you're actually not. Cuddly queens and kings. Better not hurt their pride because it took them a lot of time to actually get to that level and in a world where people hate on you for loving yourself, to them it feels like, despite all their work, they are not worth of loving themselves. Please don't forget that although sometimes it's hard to look in the mirror and like what you see, there are caring and warm-hearted people who love you just the way you are.
  • Virgo: a girl in my class I simply adore, I always annoy you with my endless compliments. Kind of just in love with these down-to-earth and sweet people. Either super chill or worried a lot, I wish I could just hug you until you feel less stressed. Smol but strong beans you can learn a lot from. So reliable, I actually hate doing group projects and always want to do everything myself but since you share that opinion we created something I was really proud of and now we always do them together. Please remember that passion is something you shouldn't be ashamed of, you simply don't have to be because it's something you love and your needs are valid. Also dreaming big, it's possible, especially for you so why not?
  • Libra: a girl I recently got to know and am already completely amazed by, literal social butterflies who sometimes only know in hindsight how much they enjoyed the company of someone because they adapt so easily and it's rare to find someone where you can just simply be yourself. Love how they view life and that they make me want to talk more. Very open and you never feel excluded because they just know how to include everyone. Please don't forget to remind yourself who you truly are and not to lose yourself in another person, because there really is only one you no matter how good you are at adapting to literally every social situation, you are amazing and I want you to be comfortable as well.
  • Scorpio: my dad and my ex boyfriend's mom, two very caring peole in their own way. I always love how sharp their sarcasm can be. Can comfort extremely well when they want to. So many secrets and things to know about them that I can lose myself in them wanting to explore whats actually behind their shell. Teaches you life lessons. Please don't forget that humans aren't flawless and that's completely okay. You don't have to hold onto old grudges, communication is key and talking about these things, confronting these people who did you wrong will help you grow as a person.
  • Sagittarius: an old friend of mine, very cute people who get interested in so many things and they are so versatile and adventurous I absolutely love their lively nature. Memes™. Total dorks you can fall for in a second. Are actually the best partners to just talk to about anything because they will be interested and share their opinion with you. Please remind yourself that cutting off people can be a very wise decision and you don't have to keep up with everyones shit if that's just not what you're in for.
  • Capricorn: I am literally so attracted to these people it's unreal, although I kind of always think that they don't like me...... anyways, my bigger twin sisters are caps and they are humble souls who really had to fight for a lot in life sadly. So proud of you. Keep up with the hard work, you really deserve everything. So realistic and pure I have heart eyes. Supportive and extremely loyal. Will stand up for you if you need it. Straight face™ but still manages to make even the most serious people laugh. Please remind yourself to not overdo it with the work, take a day off to relax and let yourself go maybe, even if it's hard - with the right people you don't ever have to be afraid of being yourself.
  • Aquarius: my ex boyfriend whom I had a crush on for like 4 years, teached me great life lessons. Will always have a weakness for aquas, they just attract me so much, how much of a fluffy dork can you be tbh? Capacity of acceptance is incredible. So much fun to be with. Are kind of just good at everything? You can talk to them about anything, it won't feel weird, they won't question it and just talk to you about that topic. So friendly, an underrated trait in my opinion, just complete and simple friendliness you enjoy to the fullest. Please remind yourself to let people not only see your amazing shell but also your stunning core, there are people who love to talk about the same things you love and nothing about you is weird, you are special and I absolutely love it.
  • Pisces: a very sweet guy I've been texting with for the past months, very open minded and also have that sensitivity I strive to have. Very inspirational smol puppy. Actual daydreamers™, may be late to school but love deeply and would never neglect your love. Kind of hate almost everything that's planned out? (I'm sorry I just love to plan things out) will hug you no matter what. Does not fear to dream big, is very talented at artsy stuff in my opinion. Please don't forget that even if it seems hard, and yes our school system is kind of very bad,we get to have that education and your dreams will be reality if you work hard enough to achieve them. You have so much potential, please don't ever waste it.

Please consider:
Yuuri is a zookeeper and is responsible for something notoriously cute (I’m thinking baby pandas or baby elephants, something baby) and Viktor keeps bringing his three year old son Yuri to the zoo and he’s like “Look at the pandas, Yuri, don’t you love the pandas???” And so many people think the pandas must be Yuri’s favorite animal but in reality Viktor is just very very thirsty, so thirsty that he doesn’t even register Yuri constantly trying to drag him towards the tigers.

Dear Voltron Fandom

It’s time to take a step back, okay? Like really. Just look at your actions, and consider objectively what you are doing.

As an active part of Tumblr, I acknowledge that there are some wonderful people in every fandom, whether that’s artists, writers, or just all around good people. I’m positive there are some of these people in Voltron. But I’ve been here for a while now and I, and several others are downright fed up with this fandom. Ive seen the old Voltron, and I love this new one. So please, take this objectively and try your best to consider your actions from an outside view.

First things worst. Klance shippers. I swear to you I have nothing against the ship, I think it’s cute. But the scale to which this ship is… Skewed is honestly painful. This fandom has, to an extent, taken Lance and chosen Keith to be the one to comfort him. It’s only Lance. In the fandoms eyes, the show is just a horrible Injustice to Lance after a horrible Injustice to Lance. Lance happens to feel like he doesn’t have a thing in a single Episode. He is reassured that he does, and while I’m sure the man has some remaining worries, he is not neglected.

I understand, he didn’t get much character development in season two. But honestly, the fandom is taking this too far.

Next on the list, Anti Shaladin. This may be the worst part, to be honest. Just let everyone ship what they’d like to ship. Simply because they ship Shiro and Keith, for example, does not mean that they are a horrible person and a pedophile. Just please, keep your business out of everyone else’s and everyone’s life will be so much easier. Thank you.

FInally, i hope, is the Shiro is Six meme. It’s old now, we get it. He’s had six birthdays. He was born on the 29th. More than six years have passed since he was born. Please stop. It’s just annoying now.

I understand I’ll get alot of heat for saying this, but to be quite honest I don’t care. Someone had to say it. And so, if you have something to say, I encourage you to speak to me.

🌟old movies renamed🌟
  • <b> rear window: the boy who cried murder<p/><b>an american in paris:</b> i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers<p/><b>the philadelphia story:</b> i want you back, i want you back🎵<p/><b>how to steal a million:</b> gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue<p/><b>cabaret:</b> drag and scandalous dances in WWII<p/><b>the sound of music:</b> where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)<p/><b>bringing up baby:</b> can we keep him? please?<p/><b>seven brides for seven brothers:</b> abduction cause its romantic<p/><b>singing in the rain:</b> good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-<p/><b>it's a wonderful life:</b> a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems<p/><b>the shop around the corner:</b> we're better staying pen pals than actually dating<p/><b>breakfast at tiffany's:</b> she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway<p/><b>roman holiday:</b> tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again<p/><b>star!:</b> gertie get your shit together<p/><b>my fair lady:</b> men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech<p/><b>sabrina:</b> you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead<p/><b>thoroughly modern millie:</b> everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing<p/><b>west side story:</b> why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway<p/><b>harvey:</b> polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up<p/><b>gone with the wind:</b> you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous<p/><b>casablanca:</b> paris and kids being looked at<p/><b>the african queen:</b> oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch<p/><b>on golden pond:</b> where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts<p/><b>annie get your gun:</b> frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie<p/><b>lawrence of arabia:</b> nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours<p/><b>the wizard of oz:</b> everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids<p/><b>cinderella:</b> cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime<p/><b>snow white:</b> practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs<p/><b>sleeping beauty:</b> let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types<p/><b>gold finger:</b> look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie<p/><b>chitty chitty bang bang:</b> this movie was also on drugs but it's still great<p/><b>funny face:</b> audrey and fred in france<p/><b>🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:</b> <p/></p>

I woke up this morning to see that I hit 12,000+ followers!!*:・゚✧.

Thank you guys so much!!!!!
It’s been an interesting ride being in the voltron fandom but I’m super happy with how much you guys enjoy my art. As always, shout out to those who have followed me since my hetalia times! I love you guys! To the new people: WELCOME!! my blog here is usually a nice escape from a lot of stuff including fandom drama! I just like to draw cute/pastel stuff and sometimes chat! I hope you all enjoy! 

I’m gonna get started on the next part of Dandelions early as a reward (Joy tier patrons on my Patreon, keep an eye out for WIP sneak peaks) and for anyone in the Ohio area, the next con you can see me at is Colossalcon! Come say hi if you see me!!! *:・゚✧.

I love how Magnus Chase refers to people as ‘his’.

Like how Hearthstone is ‘his’ elf, and Otis is ‘his’ goat. And his buddies are ‘his’ family. And how gets so mad when anyone tries to hurt them.

Also, I love how he was so ready to defend Sam’s right to choose who she wanted to marry - but instantly backed down and then decided to completely support her when he found out she was not only okay with her arranged marriage, but wanted it very badly, because she’s loved Amir since she was 12 years old. And proceeds to think it’s cute every time Sam gets flustered when she thinks about Amir.

I love how he’s so supportive of his friends, and how he called Blitz the most wonderful, strong, and handsome dwarf ever. And how he hugs everyone. And cries a lot. And wants to bake cookies for Hearth and wrap him in a blanket to make him feel better - but recognizes that his friend wouldn’t like that, and so treats Hearth the way he wants to be treated, instead of forcing his own wants onto his friend.

I like how he asks for permission before touching anyone to heal them, instead of invading their personal space.

And how he doesn’t hold grudges.

And how even though he and Gunilla didn’t see eye to eye on many things, he was still very upset and affected by her death, and carried her body back to Valhalla for a proper burial.

And I love how the thoughts that give him strength are the ones about his mother, and about their summers together.

And how he thinks the Fadlans are the most important, most amazing people ever, because they showed him kindness and fed him while he was homeless.

Just…Magnus Chase. I love this kid.

anonymous asked:

Give me reasons to live

-butts
-cats
-dogs
-mainly cute animals
-some cool dang fantasy like places 
-great movies
-great books
-amazing/catchy music
-anime
-tv shows
-nice and warm baths in the winter
-pools in the summer
-ice cream
-coffee with vanilla icecream 
-boba tea
-cakes 
-mainly sweets
-some good food/favorite foods
-people that actually care about you and love you for you 
-holidays
-nice people in this world that help others out by being amazing
-cute old people that tell you some wise stuff
-babies that are actually calm and fall asleep on you and just not cry after being woken up
-baby animals
-memes
-the internet
-cartoons
-comfortable clothes
-sleep
-nice warm drinks in the winter
-GAMES
-big blankets that are extra soft
-peace and quiet
-childhood nostalgia 
-birthdays
-being loved
-accepting yourself and actually being so comfortable with yourself that you don’t care what others say about you
-memes-
-watching rain on a peaceful day while drinking your favorite hot beverage and eating some snacks
-good jokes
-horrible jokes that still make you laugh like crazy
-vacations 
-NEW GAMES
-cosplay
-cuddling
-farting jokingly 
-annoying siblings
-caring for someone and seeing them appreciate that 
-making someones day/making them smile on accident/on purpose
-giving gifts
-earning your own money and buying stuff for yourself and others
-100 plushes in your room that you can jump into and swim around in
-THE SPACE
-graduating and flipping your teachers off 
-the win dance
-jokes about harry potter- honestly have you seen the jokes about wizards shitting their pants and just making them disappear because they apparently dont have toilets- poopikus disapearikus- 
-the old memes
-hardworking bees (aahhh the hardworking lil fellas that keep me going)
-mythical creatures
-mythical stories
-nature
-weird natural phenomenons 
-THE SHY LIL OCTOPUS 
-my brother saying octopussy instead of octopus 
-also goes for platypus which he calls platypussy 

-scientists discovering new animals deep in the ocean and loosing their shiz- 
-watching someone fight for their life against a disease and them actually winning the battle and getting better
-BIG DOGGIES 
-lanterns
-playing horror games with friends and shizzing your pants- 
-slides
-WATER SLIDES
-good soups,man
-birbs
-accidentally predicting the future
-seeing some peoples weird talents
-booping small shark noses
-lady bug flying on your shoulder and declaring you as the chosen one
-luck charms
-water guns
-DEEZ N UT S
-shia lebeouf 
-the WWE watch out watch out meme
-old vines
-seeing your favorite person after a long time
-unexpected gifts
-soft skin yo- 
-contact lenses to fool people into thinking that you have been taken over by a demon
-undertale
-inspiring people
-working hard and actually being proud of yourself
-vintage stuff
-feeling dead after a full nighter but it was still worth it- 
-slapping a lil shi-
-people actually caring for nature
-thinking about pluto because the sweet lil planet has a heart on it and i love it
-pluto also loves you
-puns 
-awful soap operas
-favorite fruits 
-trying something new and actually loving it
-taking care of yourself
-feeling good in the breeze
-road trip song or games
-mustaches 
-future technology 
-imagine hugging a robot
-the feeling of being healthy
-acing your tests and exams
-compliments
-encouragement
-beating depression in the face with a crowbar
-break anxietys knees with a crowbar 
-CROWS THAT LOVE YOU AND PROTECT YOU FROM BAD PEOPLE
-giant teddy bears
-sand castles
-making sculptures
-drawing
-watching the whole show in a day
-mahoshojo yo
-a black woman has created something that cures cancer with lasers
-everyone that cares about every kind of life and cherishes them no matter where you are from or what your appearance is
-parades
-carnivals
-cotton candy 
-10 bathbombs 
-naps
-tickling babies
-playing in snow and not actually getting sick after that
-canceled plans that you didnt want to go to
-making a strangers baby smile/laugh by making a silly face
-enjoyable talks 
-being allowed to not hug or shake hands with anyone who you dont want to shake/hug with.
-achieving your dreams by working hard for them
-the feeling of getting 2 bucks in childhood and you thought you got rich or something.
-seeing your family happy and not argue with each other for a long long time
-secret santas
-THE PIES 
-the friends who will miss you if you ever disappeared
-comfortable sleeping positions
-great dreams
-lucid dreams

anonymous asked:

who is your favorite band/artist? at the moment mine is MIKA

oh my god dude u just sent me into infodump hell mode here we fuckin go

ok so as of now my favorite band would probably be glass animals, because holy shit their stuff is so intricate and complex?? like the overall musical texture is just a+. i can listen to their songs over and over again without getting tired bc like literally every time i hear something new its wonderful

but liKE I FEEL LIKE IM LEAVING OUT SO MANY MORE THAT ARE ALSO MY FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS so here are some honorable mentions in no particular order

  • Gorillaz: would die for all of them. the new album literally killed me and then rose me from the dead
  • Nine Inch Nails: great music for going AAAAAAA!! strangely, also good music for crying
  • Panic! At the Disco: Beebop Eureka is the only man ill ever love
  • Bush: Also good AAAAAA! music. strangely powerful though??
  • Radiohead: there was a post that i saw on here once that said something like “radiohead makes music for people who are afraid to ask for ketchup at mcdonalds.” to this day its the truest statement ive ever read
  • Arctic Monkeys: this band always slips back into my life at the weirdest times and i just roll with it 
  • Foster the People: My favorite band in sixth grade. i still love them to death. torches will always be sacred to me
  • The Offspring: from my edgy phase (which im still lowkey in)
  • Fall Out Boy: I CANT EVEN PUT THIS ONE INTO WORDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. GOD BLESS AMERICA
  • Nirvana: I was blasting smells like teen spirit while driving past my old middle school and it scared the shit out of the sixth graders. A+ music
  • Weezer: Shout out to the cute girl that got my gay ass to listen to this one
  • Pierce the Veil: And this one too
  • The 1975: Look shes really pretty and wonderful ok dont judge me
  • Two Door Cinema Club: I listened to them because the album cover for tourist history has a cat on it. i have no regrets
  • Grouplove: Good summer vibes. their music always cheers me up
  • Twenty One Pilots: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry I have no excuse for this one
I Wish I Could Title Every Poem I've Ever Written, 'Fuck Man, I Don't Know'

I’m not too sure how much my family would like it
But I’m not too sure how much they like my writing anyways
They think it’s sad and weird
They ask me, ‘Why don’t you write about happy things?’

Is poetry supposed to make people happy?
Should I tell everyone things will be okay in the end, then wink and walk away?
Should I talk about a sunset then slap someone’s back and say, ‘keep your head up kiddo’?
Should I tell people too take the road less traveled and then act surprised when they get mauled by a bear?

The other day my grandma recited me a poem my grandpa wrote for her when they first started dating
Some simple quatrain thing talking about trees and stars and love
It was cute
Afterwards I tried to read her something of mine but forgot about a line I wrote referencing my drug dealer
Not so cute

I see a bouquet of flowers but the petals are all tiny heads of sad old drunks weeping
I see the stars but all the constellations are college freshmen writing poems about the stars to get a blowjob
I see a poetry anthology called ‘100 love poems’ at the book store and the ink is printed on toilet paper
I see an old dog hobbling on three legs and want to give it everything I own

anonymous asked:

Hello beautiful, not sure if you take this kinda of requests but if you do -if not just ignore please- can you do bts reactions to gf getting dominat/rough (hair pulling,bitting,getting on top etc)with them after a day long of teasing. Thank you

I’m such a submissive person but I would fucking dominate Bangtan in a heartbeat breathe if you agree

BTS: Reaction to you getting dominant 

Jin: He didn’t even notice he was doing it. The way your body tensed when he laid his hands on your butt, he just thought it was because he scared you. The way you shivered when he left small kisses on your neck just made him think he was tickling you. He could sense you starting to get irritated as he was kissing you, so he pulled away and went to sit on the couch.

When you were suddenly on top of him with an angry glint in your eyes, he was shocked. Your lips found his sensitive skin, and so did your teeth. It was so unexpected but it got him excited.

“You’re very pretty… (Y/n)…”

Yoongi: The whole day he’s been teasing you. Butt grabs, 30 second makeout sessions, being pinned to any surface you were near… But you were sick of it. 

“Listen here you little fucker.” You sat on top of him in bed while he was watching Naruto. 

“Woah (Y/n) your fat head is blocking the TV” He complained while trying to look around you. When you suddenly grabbed onto his hair at the back of his head and slammed your lips into his, he knew just what he got himself into.

“Fuck you’re so hot when you get like this baby…”

Namjoon: He knew the whole time. He knew just how you’d react, even though it took you a bit longer than usual. He started off with waking you up in the morning by eating you out, but not finishing you off. Randomly fingering you while watching a movie or cooking but still, never letting you finish. 

When you decided you’ve had enough of his teasing, you pinned him roughly to a wall, an angry glint in your eyes. He watch you with half-lidded eyes and a smirk as you kissed his neck and let hickeys that would be hard to cover later. 

“It’s about time baby girl, you gonna show daddy how much you need him?”

Hoseok: It was just one of those days. He was feeling really playful. The worst part about it? You were around people most of the time. Fingering you under the dinner table, pressing his hips against your butt when you were preparing dessert for everyone… He really fucking loved your reaction. The way you would old back your moans and curse at him under your breath. It was all so cute to him.

Everyone left, and he was sitting on the couch with crossed arms, waiting and expecting you to get freaky with him. His eyes never left yours while you sat on his lap and palmed him through his pants.

“I’ll fucking destroy you Jung Hoseok.” You spoke breathlessly while pressing your hips into his and pulling on his hair to force him to look up at you.

“Oh yeah baby? I’d like to see you try.”

Jimin: He couldn’t control himself. That outfit you were wearing for him was just so… perfect for you. The way your dress clung to your body and how your ass nearly fell out when you bent over, he couldn’t help himself. He smacked your ass every time he passed you, or pinned you to a random surface and grabbed onto your jaw roughly.

It was annoying after a while. Why didn’t he just fuck you already? Maybe he could sense your anger and furthered it so you’d do this…

When you tied his wrists together behind his back he got excited to see what you had in store for him. His eyes never left you ass you left hickeys down his body and gave him a blow job.

“Is my cock too big for that pretty little mouth of yours?””

Taehyung: He has a lot of hobbies… But lately his favorite one has been teasing you. Kissing you but biting your lip unexpectedly right before he has to leave, and tons of butt grabs-your weakness. Even when he was too tired to function, he’d still manage to make you wet. 

Irritation slowly kept building until you couldn’t take it anymore. When Taehyung came home from dance practice, you immediately pinned him to the door, forcing his button up shirt open. He was shocked at first but he started to slowly enjoy it. 

“I’m sick of your teasing.” You were a little flustered because of the look on his face. 

“Mmm you’re going to punish me? Are you sure about that?”

Jungkook: He was good. Too good. Smooth body rolls and thrusts on camera, and at home he’d just prove his amazing skills in bed. But he found out that when you watched his dancing and he wasn’t home, that you’d masturbate. He loved having that image in his head while he went to work, so he decided to tease you more while he was home. Grinding his hips against yours and hot makeout sessions before he’d leave for work.

One day he came home and you were no where in sight. He cautiously went to your room and sat on the bed. “(Y/n-) He was cut off by you sitting on his lap and kissing him, grabbing is hair and tugging. He’d let out soft groans as you kissed his neck and bite down hard. He was so thrown off guard but he was so amazed with your beauty.

“I’ve always heard being bit by an angel is good luck, you should do it more often…”

I’m on my second glass of wine, and honestly???? The Purple Wall™ at Magic Kingdom Park® at Walt Disney World Resort© is so iconic for so many reasons. Like, I don’t even know who the first person to take a picture there was, but it just spread like wildfire, and suddenly, everyone and their mom was taking a photo at this wall and they were finding other walls at WDW to take pictures at. And I’m so happy about it? Like, it encourages people to go be cute for a hot second and just let loose and take photos and be cute and happy and I just love it so much. Like??? I was looking through old Purple Wall™ photos earlier and

They’re just so good. And then people found the Bubblegum Wall at Epcot -

And then there’s the Blue Wall by The Living Seas (which some call the Toothpaste Wall)

And that doesn’t even COVER Animal Kingdom which is just an aesthetic PARADISE

And then, if you go to the other coast, Disneyland has great aesthetic spots too!

Bottom line - The Disney Parks fandom kind of just became a beacon of positive self-image because of this one wall that was a pretty shade of purple in Tomorrowland at Magic Kingdom, and I’m so happy to see people post pictures of themselves and their friends at these places. And if you’re EVER at a Disney Park, feel free to be basic for however long you need to be. Take as many photos as you want. Make yourself feel good. Know how beautiful you are. If you see a wall/an area you think is pretty, take a picture of yourself there. Make it prettier! <3

There was a table at work tonight where a little kid was telling his family about how “they found the blue one first and it took them to space” and i had to lean over from the table i was wiping down to ask if he was talking about Voltron and he got so happy and excited that I not only knew what he was talking about, but also because i told him that its my favorite show. And his mom was like trying to use me as an example of why her six year old is too young to watch it and im like?? Ma'am, as an 18 year old, I’m probably too old to be as in love with this show as i am. Your son is fine.

My emotions run so deep, you have no fucking idea. “You’re nice”, “you’re so cute”, “you’re a great person”… Same old crap day in and day out. From EVERYBODY. Every. Person. I. Know.

I have so much love and affection I am aching to give, but nobody wants it. And I don’t like stepping on toes or making anyone uncomfortable so I keep everything bottled up inside until I’m fucking angry and beyond frustrated.

Maybe I love in a way that other people don’t understand. The INFJ “F” is a curse. Everyone wants depth of emotions but it’s the one thing that separates me from every other person and makes intimacy so much more potent for me.

“You’re so giving”. Yeah for what? I give every part of myself every day and most people don’t even acknowledge or care. Or it’s just annoying.

- INFJ Ramblings