old man flirting with me

Mockery (Negan x Lana)

Summary: Lana is the queen of sass. Negan may have just met his match. 

Characters: Negan x Alana

Word Count: 3,560

Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Fluff and Swearing

Author’s Note: This fic was requested by @i-dont-have-a-harp who sent:

Would you be able to do a fic with a girl called Alana (Lana as a nickname) where she’s super sassy and is taken during the lineup from Alexandria? Negan takes a liking to her but she refuses to fall for him, until he begins showing a softer side when it’s just the two of them, but Lana is too stubborn to admit it until something puts her and Negan in danger? 

I had too much fun writing this. Love me a sassy character. This one is jam-packed with sass, fluff and smut. I hope it’s to your liking. 

Thank you thank you thank you to @ashzombie13 for being my beta reader!

Please let me know what you think! You can message me anytime! I LOVE feedback! (Seriously! Send me asks and you’ll make my whole week)

Originally posted by smuttwd

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anonymous asked:

Being in highschool working at a restaurant most days I was working as the cashier/hostess instead of the waitress And what do you know every day a creepy old man will come up and try to flirt w me (I was a minor???) AND a line would form behind him because i wasn't allowed to tell them to get lost ???? I was a minor being constantly harassed by old men and honestly I'm so glad I left that job. Fuck anyone who tries to flirt with people while they're on the job

Coffee Talk (Soldier 76)(Coffee Shop AU)

Pairing: Soldier 76/Reader
AU: Coffee Shop AU
Words: 520
Warning(s): None
A/N: Ack Im sorry this one sucks ;;;;
Request: Coffee Shop AU with 76 because why not? Headcanons or fics, I’m not fussy ( @iamanemotionaltimebomb )


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“There’s nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm. He’s a one stop shop, makes the panties drop. He’s a sweet-talkin’, sugar coated candy man” 

- Candy Man by Christina Aguilera (lyrics in picture from Bubblegum Bitch by Marina & The Diamonds)

I love this tattoo.

I love it because it’s on a 27 year old man who was flirting with and manipulating me when I was 17. I love it because he told me disgusting things he wanted to do to me. I love it because he flirted with my younger friends. I love it because he is alone.

I love it because he will have a meme on his body for the rest of his life.