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Me watching TV like:
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> Old MacDonald had a farm. Eee ay eee ay oh. And on this farm he had some pairings. Hell oh hell oh no. With a new ship here...wait there's a new ship there...here a ship...there a ship...everywhere potential ships...<p/><b></b> ...Damn Old MacDonald and his farm. Now I'm shipping all these hoes.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Juno: Thanks dad.
  • Juno: ...Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Rita: You just called Captain Khan dad. You said 'thanks dad'.
  • Juno: What? No I didn't I said 'thanks man'.
  • Khan: Do you see me as a father figure, Steel?
  • Juno: No I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.
  • Lt. Loo: Hey! Show your father some respect.
  • Khan: No, no. Juno, I take it as a compliment.
  • Rita: It's not a big deal. I called Frannie mom once and she's my fiance.
  • Juno: Guys, jump on that! Rita has psycho-sexual issues.
  • Lt. Loo: Old news. But you calling Khan daddy-
  • Juno: Hey, daddy is not on the table here.
  • Suspect: Well, you did call him dad, dude.
  • Juno: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
  • Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing? That happened.
  • Juno: Ah-ha! He admitted the alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
  • Khan: I believe you.
  • Juno: Thank you.
  • Khan: Son.
  • Khan: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
  • Juno: ...
  • Juno: [whispers] I'd like that.

Mini dragons!

Wendip Week 2017 Fake Relationship

Fake Relationship

June 12th, 2015
Pines Residence
Piedmont, California

Dipper say with his back against his wall while his laptop rested on a laptray he bought for Just that reason. He’s animatedly talking to his red headed best friend over Yipe.

“I know you & Paz were planning were planning on coming down next week, but we’ve hit a snag. Mom and Dad found out that Mabel and Pacifica are more than just friends. So they’re saying it wouldn’t be fair to me to allow her girlfriend to come down if I’ll be all alone.” He said with a slight forlorn look.

Wendy’s demeanor didn’t seem to be that much better as she called back over the screen, “Boo. That sucks man. What’s up with that? Wait a minute, when did Mabs and Paz hook up?”

“Last one first,” Dipper replied as he shifted uncomfortably. He really tried to not think too much about Mabel’s romances after she had agreed to go on a date with Chutzpar’s visiting nephew last year. “From what Mabel told me it happened during the going away party last year. Remember when we went up to your spot to watch the evening sky. Well apparently Paz told Mabel she had one more gift for her and told her she wanted to give it to her in private. I had some suspicions when we left, they hugged almost twice as long at the bus than they used to do. But I found out for certain when I accidentally walked in on one of their Yipe conversations.”

Wendy was nearly cracking up over how uncomfortable Dipper looked. “Ah man, you didn’t walk in on them flashing each other did you?”

“No. No, nothing like that.” Dipper’s face cringed at the thought. “No they were just talking about missing each other and Mabel was going on about the kiss and the ones to come. Like I said I had my suspicions, Mabel Hadn’t asked a single guy out this school year and even turned down a couple who asked her.”

“Alright, enough about that” Wendy saId as she pulled her hair back into a pony tail. She was preparing for bed as they talked, she had an early and long day tomorrow as she promised Soos she would work doubles until she left for Piedmont. And now it may not happen. “What’s up with your mom not letting us come down?”

“Mom’s on a ‘Twins need to do everything together’ kick,” Dipper said as he got up and started to get ready himself. with the computer facing away from him, he changed into an A shirt and some flannel patterned sleep shorts. “since she says that we’re going to be split thanks to college in a couple years. So she doesn’t want me to feel left out when Mabcifica goes out on a date.”

Dipper checked himself to make sure he would be decent before he sat back down. “Heck the only way mom would let Paz come down to visit after we found out we wouldn’t be able to make it to Gravity Falls this year is cause I had a friend,” he pointed at Wendy, “who would also want to come down to visit.”

“So it’s not that she doesn’t want Mabel’s girlfriend to come down, she just doesn’t want you to be lonely while they’re doing relationship stuff?” Wendy asked as she began to think about situation.

“That’s about the gist of it.” Dipper said in reply.

Wendy sat there for a moment scratching her chin, before a smile creeped across her face. “Well then we just need to be dating.”

Dipper’s face dropped in shock, “W, w, wait what?”

Wendy snickered at his awkwardness. “Think about it man. All we’ll be doing is hanging like we had planned to do anyways, just your rents will think we’re a couple. It’s perfect. Unless you already have a girl you haven’t told me about.”

Dipper missed the brief flash of concern on Wendy’s face as she added that last bit. As he processed what Wendy was proposing, Dipper’s mind was creating and shooting down arguments as to why this could and couldn’t work. Finally he replied, “No, not girlfriend here. Still batting a negative one thousand.” And under his breath he added “Then again I’ve only asked out one girl.”

“Huh, what was that? ” Wendy asked with a slightly confused look on her face.

“Oh nothing. What about you? No boyfriends I have to worry about being jealous, is there?” Dipper asked, a little worried about the answer even though he had no right to be. She was just his best friend and that was all she ever would be.

“Nah man, free as a bird.” an replied trying to ignore the the voice in the back of her head that was telling her why she was still single.

“Really? I mean there’s no one smart enough to ask you out?” he asked incredulously.

“Oh, I had people asking me out. But they all seemed to act as if I was a trophy to be won and not a person.” Wendy responded with a shrug before she added under her breath, “Besides I have someone I’m waiting to ask me.”

“So, how are we going to do this?” Dipper asked

“We just…” and they spent the rest of the night working out all of the details for the plan

The following morning Dipper informed his family that he and Wendy were actually dating, the only reason that they hadn’t said anything before now was that they were worried about what people would say about the age difference.

Friday June 19th, 2015
Oakland International Airport

Dipper began to slowly pace around the little private terminal awaiting the arrival of his friends. Some how Pacifica had been able get them aboard the company jet for the trip. The company had taken an upturn after a couple of different instances in the the years following Weirdmageddon. The first being several designs (suggested at first and later commissioned) bt the now girlfriend of the owner’s daughter. And secondly there was a slow purchase of a controlling interest in the company but an anonymous purchaser who only operates through an attorney. Slowly the older yes men of Preston Northwest have been getting replaced on the board of directors. But that is a story for another day.

Finally the announcement that the flight had landed was made. According to plan Dipper stayed back slightly behind his parents and sister. He watched as the blonde heiress came into the terminal carrying a shoulder bag and pulling a suitcase almost as big as her five foot six inch frame. He wondered if she had packed to move here instead of just staying for a couple of weeks. She had barely set her bags down with she was glomped upon by Mabel.

He had barely had time to register that when he heard a loud thud and a blur of green and red rushed towards him. He heard her yell “Dude” as she hefted him up in a hug. Even at five foot eleven inches he was still short of her six foot three inch height but he was getting there. With her back towards his parents, he leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek as part of their ruse. They were both blushing at the contact.

“Good to see you princess,” Dipper said as she placed him back on the ground.

“Princess?” Wendy asked with a bemused look on her face.

“Well you are the lumberjack princess of Roadkill County, Oregon.” He said as he pulled away. Then he whispered “Besides I figured a pet name wouldn’t hurt for the two weeks.”

“Alright my ‘lil Dork’,” Wendy said with a wink and a smirk, cementing the pet name she was gonna use for him.

She then took his hand and turned to walk towards his family. They got there just as Mabel, who was bouncing with joy (and three shots of extra concentrated Mabel-juice), had finished introducing Pacifica to their parents.

“Mom, Dad, I’d like to introduce my girlfriend Wendy Corduroy.” Dipper said as presented Wendy to his parents.

“Pleased to meet you, sir.” Wendy said as she shook Mr. Pines offered hand before doing the same to Mrs. Pines. “Ma'am.”

“Please,” Mr Pines replied as he looked between the two visiting girls, “Like we told Pacifica here, call us Adam and Elaine.”

“The way the twins talk about the two of you,” Elaine Pines added without missing a beat, “we feel like we already know the two of you.”

Both girls smiled at such a warm reception.

“Well Dipper, my boy. Let’s get these ladies luggage on out to the car so we can get going.” Mr Pines said as he walked over to Pacifica’s bags. He got the shoulder bag with no problem but upon trying to get the rolling suitcase it almost pulled him off of his feet. Bracing it against his shoulder he finally got it going and headed to the door amidst giggling from Mabel, Pacifica, and even Elaine.

Meanwhile Dipper had made his way over to where Wendy had dropped her bags. He grabbed her two duffel bags but as he went to grab her rucksack He felt Wendy’s hand already on it.

“Look dude, I heard what your dad said and I know how much of a gentleman you are but sometimes a lady wants to carry her own stuff. Especially when it has my baby in it,” she said as she moved a flap enough that he saw the handle of her ax. Closing the flap she hefted the rucksack up onto her back and took hold of his closest hand, holding the duffel with him.

As they walked through the doors Wendy stopped at the sight that awaited them.

“Is that a WV Überkreuzung Microbus?” she asked as she stared majestically at it.

“Yep. It’s a Seventy-One. It’s dad’s pride and joy, after me and Mabel that is. He fell in love with the design after one was used in the old 'Whatcha doing, Lookie Loo?’ cartoon and when one came on the market a couple of years ago he snatched it up. Luckily mom was able to talk him out of giving it the paint job for the show.” Dipper said as he looked over at the joy on her face, “With all the seats in it’d fit ten or eleven. Almost everything is either stock or restored to original spects. Well except for adding the seatbelts and the engine. It’s a Grunkle Ford and McGuket special. We could drive from here to Denver and back on a single tank of gas. Ford is trying to talk Stan into putting one in the Stanley Mobil, but he doesn’t trust it.”

Wendy turned towards him as she released his hand. she grabbed him by the shoulders as she said, “Please tell me you’re gonna inherit it.”

With a smile and a chuckle he said “Maybe.” as he led her to back of the van and loaded the luggage before shutting the hatch.

They ended up eating at Madam Kee’s House All You Can Eat Buffet. Pacifica at sceptical at first but after talking in Mandarin with the owner.

Over the next couple of days Dipper showed Wendy around Piedmont, spent a day at a fun complex with Mabel and Pacifica playing minigolf and going go-carting, had a picnic lunch at the park (where he nearly got into a fight with Jimmy Riva until Wendy intervened), tried to sit through an episode of 'Rink Of Love’ (an anime Mabel and Pacifica both were fans of, Wendy and Dipper left to go for a walk half way through the episode), and tonight is bad movie night.

They were watching 'Hello Daddy, Where’s Mummy?’, and in keeping with the subterfuge Wendy was leaning into his shoulder while he had his arm around her. Mabel and Pacifica stayed through the first part of the movie, but lost interest in part due to the running commentary coming from them.

About twenty minutes or so after the others left Wendy leaned forward and grabbed her can of Mr Tubbs Root Beer. She then snuggled right back into the spot she left. As she got comfortable she sighed to herself, “I could get used to this.”

Without thinking Dipper kissd the top of her head. She turned slowly moved towards him.

“Wendy?” he questioned as he got lost in her forest green eyes.

“Dipper, don’t question it.” she said as she leaned forward and placed her lips upon his.

“What’s happening here?” Dipper asked as he was coming up for air after the kiss.

“Nothing that we apparently didn’t want to happen.” Wendy replied as she looked into his chocolate brown eyes.

“Are you sure? I don’t want you to feel as…” he started before she placed a finger on his lips.

“Don’t over think this dork. I want this and I want you. now shut up and kiss me.” Wendy said before he did just that.

After a couple of minutes of making up for lost time they heard a loud “Ahem.” They broke apart and looked at the direction the noise came from. Standing in the doorway was Mabel and Pacifica. Mabel looked ecstatic, while Pacifica seemed to have a look on her face that said 'finally’.

“Well it looks like they have stopped pretending,” Pacifica stated with a smirk as she watched the new couple pull apart.

“What do you mean pretending?” Dipper sputtered out, “We’ve been dating for as long as you two have.”

“Bro-bro, seriously. You’re not that good of an actor.” Mabel said as she lifted a hand up to stop him. “The only reason you were able to fool those outside of this household is because of how you two actually felt about each other.”

“Wait a minute Mabel.” Wendy said as she looked over at her two friends, “ You mean your parents know?”

“Oh course we do dear,” Elaine Pines replied as she walked up behind her daughter, “she came to me when she first put together this little matchmaking scheme. Though it surprised us all when Dipper came down last Saturday morning and told us you two were dating. Mabel was going to suggest that you two pretend to date so she could see her girlfriend. But you guys wanted to see each other so much that you came up with the idea on your own. That was when I first gave Mabel’s idea some credence.”

“So do I get to call it?” Mabel asked practically bouncing on the balls of her feet.

“Well I’m willing to try it out if she is,” Dipper said as he looked at the beautiful woman in his arms, “So what do you say Wendy, would you like to try going out for real?”

“Of course man, I’ve just been waiting on you to ask.” Wendy said with a smirk as Dipper smiled.

“Squee,” Mabel squeed before with a fistpump she called out, “Match Made!”

“Alright Mabel, but do us a favor please. We just figured this all out, so please for now don’t tell anyone.” Wendy asked her new boyfriend’s sister.

“Ok.” Mabel said as she started to walk away.

“And that means Candy and Grenda too.” Dipper called after his sister.

“My girls need to know, bro-bro. Heh, that rhymes.” she called back.

“Mabel!” Dipper and Wendy yelled simultaneously.

“Alright I’ll keep quiet for now.” Mabel said as she headed away with Pacifica in tow.

“Well I’ll leave you two to your movie. Don’t do anything to make me regret leaving you two alone.” Elaine Pines said as she headed back towards the kitchen.

After they were alone Wendy looked deep into Dipper’s eyes and only saw love. “Why don’t we continue where we left off.”

And she leaned in for another kiss as the movie continued on.


tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna





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