i don’t know what’s funnier about this, the fact that he’s probably referring to the data for Mii Fighter, the idea of this probably 10 year old kid hacking into a cartridge and finding a ‘hidden character’, the sheer amount of exclamation points this dude uses, or the actual concept of playing as the announcer and the fact that he would just yell “ME”
100-Year-Old Life Hacks That Are Surprisingly Useful Today
People don’t often look back on the early 1900’s for advice, but what if we could actually learn something from the Lost Generation? The New York Public Library has digitized 100 “how to do it” cards found in cigarette boxes over 100 years ago, and the tips they give are so practical that millennials reading this might want to take notes.
Back in the day, cigarette cards were popular collectibles included in every pack, and displayed photos of celebrities, advertisements, and more. Gallaher cigarettes, a UK-founded tobacco company that was once the largest in the world, decided to print a series of helpful how-to’s on their cards, which ranged from mundane tasks (boiling potatoes) to unlikely scenarios (stopping a runaway horse). Most of them are insanely clever, though, like how to make a fire extinguisher at home. Who even knew you could do that?
The entire set of life hacks is now part of the NYPL’s George Arents Collection. Check out some of the cleverest ones we could find below. You never know when you’ll have to clean real lace!
1. fuzzy feelings
2. friendly villagers
4. rain and snow music
5. kk moody
6. kapp'n and his songs
7. 11pm music
8. the voices of the npcs
9. seeing everyone’s love for the game despite new towns vs old, hacked vs nonhacked, messy vs organised
10. the feeling of community and welcome
Ok. Imagine Lena was running around taking selfies with everyone from Overwatch. And when she was making photo with old gang, Sombra was hacking them, and when she saw that they making photos decided to tag herself in it. So here it is. (She definitely fail the mission ’coz of this photo :D )
So Cisco OBVIOUSLY has a social media set up for heroes to share posts with each other I mean:
It starts out with just the Star Labs group but honestly they all work together and that’s no fun so he adds the Arrow crew on.
Then they get to the Legends and then Cisco figures out how to make the program accessible to other Earths, so Kara and Co have accounts set up as well.
Barry oddly is in a group chat with himself and two other Barrys?????
See if they have Len and Mick in there now, they have to have Lisa in on the network as well.
“Cisco, you let Golden Glider add us?” “She was very…persuasive!” (She sent him a kissy emoji.)
And then, if you have three Rogues on there, you have to have all the Rogues on the network.
Hartley is a little offended that he wasn’t on there already (it’s because when he’s not sharing current events news stories with the caption “makes me wish I was a villain again” he’s posting 3-year-old memes).
Livewire hacks in and probably inserts herself into every account for a day before Winn and Cisco kick her off.
So now they have a bunch of criminals on their superhero version of Facebook and somehow no one cares.
Thea has somehow linked up with Lisa Snart and now the two PM each other talking about how annoying the heroes can be and they’re thinking of video chatting each other?? bc why not.
Kara keeps geotagging her location and everyone else screams because KARA NO STOP DOING THAT.
Her entire account is selfies with little kids dressed as Supergirl though and no one can bear to attack in her location.
She’ll also find kids dressed up as villains and tag the respective criminal in the post (Cold was surprised there were kids dressed up as him but also very pleased).
Shawna probably posts pictures of herself with whatever she’s stolen for the day.
She posts a picture with 5 things from the Central City Museum and captions it as “@flash what’s good bitch”
The Legends team is the biggest group of losers and they’ll be the ones sending push notifications to everyone else for random games 24/7.
“WHO IS NATE HEYWOOD AND WHY IS HE SENDING ME REQUESTS TO JOIN DRAGON CITY.”
Amaya connects with Mari online and lemme tell you, getting lives from your dead grandmother on Candy Crush is the weirdest experience Mari has ever had.
Since they totally have phones that work all throughout time and space the team also has a bunch of games downloaded from like, 2060 so their push notifications just glitch up the whole system.
Honestly most of the Rogues probably do this??? Lisa posts a picture of herself with a bracelet and tags the entire Flash team and makes her status “really love my bracelet. The price was a STEAL!”
Barry: “It’s a nice bracelet Lisa!”
Barry: “Wait. Lisa what do you mean by STEAL????”
Barry: “LISA “
Pictures are a mess. They’re supposed to have their costumes on but no one ever pays attention to that rule.
Jax definitely has a selfie of the team grinning in front of a captured Legion of Doom. He tags everyone in it. Including the aforementioned villains.
Ray posts his 5 billion selfies of himself on the moon.
Barry: Wait is that Thawne in the background.
Ray: Barry I’m on the moon can you focus on the important part here?
Oliver: Should you really be posting your face, Ray?
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