I just realized something today. You know how we always rant about
the (old, too old) age of the actors playing Harry Potter’s parents in the movies?
Snape, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were (more or less) 31 years old
when Harry started to attend Hogwarts.
in the movies, they were interpreted by a 55 year old (Alan
Rickman), a 43 year old (Gary Oldman) and a 38 year old (David
Thewlis) respectively. (These are the ages they were when
the first movie was released.)
you know Ben Barnes, who is often fancasted as teenage
Sirius Black? He is 35 years old, only a year younger than Sirius
was when he died. So Ben Barnes is in fact a good fancast for
old Sirius! And Andrew Garfield, who is often fancasted
as teenage Remus? 33. Yep. You get my point here.
Are you interested in watching Adventure Time, but intimidated by the thought of watching 252 episodes? Have you watched the series before, but want to watch again without any filler episodes (unless it’s Bubbline, of course)? This is for you!
After seeing a request in the ATimers tag, I have compiled a list of all the Adventure Time episodes that contain major plot, important backstory, major characterization, and/or Bubbline moments. I have also included optional episodes that I think will increase your understanding/enjoyment of the show (I put the reason next to it; if it says something about being an arc, backstory, characterization, etc., be warned that not watching may make the major plot points of the show a bit more confusing for you).
I condensed the show down to 128 of the 10-minute episodes (69 episodes if you don’t watch any of the optional episodes). Optional episodes are in italics. Episodes with Bubbline moments, characterization of Marcy/Princess Bubblegum (PB), or major backstory/plot related to Marcy/PB are in bold. Anything with a an asterisk (*) can be watched at any time (order doesn’t matter, though you may still want to watch it in the same season).
I hope this helps someone out since I spent three hours putting it together! Without further ado…
53 people killed (as of May 22nd, 2017) in Venezuela during the April-May protests by paramilitary forces and the National Guard, either because they were protesting PEACEFULLY against this corrupt, tyrannic dictatorship or because they happened to be nearby while a protest was going on.
Jairo Ortiz - 19 years old, April 6th.
Daniel Queliz - 20 years old, April 10th.
Miguel Ángel Colmenares - 36 years old, April 11th
Brayan Principal - 14 years old, April 11th.
Tony Calderón - 32 years old, April 13th.
Carlos José Moreno - 17 years old, April 19th.
Paola Ramírez - 23 years old, April 19th.
Niumar San Clemente - 26 years old, April 19th.
Mervins Guitian - 26 years old, April 20th.
Ramón Martínez - 29 years old, April 20th.
Kevin León - 30 years old, April 20th.
Francisco González - 34 years old, April 20th.
William Marrero - 33 years old, April 20th.
Robert Centeno - 29 years old, April 20th.
Joanathan Meneses - 27 years old, April 20th.
Elio Pacheco - 20 years old, April 20th.
Stivenson Zamora - 29 years old, April 20th.
Jairo Ramírez - 45 years old, April 20th.
Yorgeiber Barrena - 15 years old, April 20th.
Kenyer Aranguren - 19 years old, April 20th.
Albert Rodríguez - 16 years old, April 20th.
Manuel Pérez - 19 years old, April 20th.
Almelina Virguez - 47 years old, April 23rd.
Renzo Rosa - 54 years old, April 24th.
Jesús Sulbarán - 42 years old, April 24th.
Luis Márquez - 52 years old, April 25th.
Johan Medina - 23 years old, April 25th.
Christian Ochoa - 22 years old, April 26th.
Juan Pablo Pernalete - 20 years old, April 26th.
Eyker Rojas - 20 years old, April 27th.
Carlos Aranguren - 30 years old, May 2nd.
Yonathan Quintero - 20 years old, May 2nd.
Ángel Colmenares de Hernández - 43 years old, May 2nd.
María Guanipa - 36 years old, May 2nd.
Armando Cañizales - 18 years old, May 3rd.
Jesús Samiento - 26 years old, May 3rd.
Gerardo Barrera - 36 years old, May 4th.
Luis Pacheco - 22 years old, May 4th.
Hecder Pérez - 20 years old, May 5th.
Miguel Medina - May 5th, age undisclosed.
Angerson Dugarte - 32 years old, May 10th.
Miguel Castillo - May 10th, age undisclosed.
Luis Alviarez - 18 years old, May 15th.
Diego Hernández - 33 years old, May 15th.
Yeison Castillo - 17 years old, May 16th.
Diego Arellano - 31 years old, May 16th.
José Francisco Guerrero - 15 years old, May 17th.
Manuel Castellano - 46 years old, May 17th.
Paúl René Romero - 24 years old, May 18th.
Daniel Rodríguez - 17 years old, May 19th.
Edy Aguilar - 23 years old, May 20th.
Yorman Bervecia - 19 years old, May 22nd.
John Quintero - 20 years old, May 22nd.
José Ramón Gutiérrez, Ángel Salas, Estefany Tapias and Natalie Martínez, Daniel Gamboa, Carlos Mora - Deaths STILL not confirmed by official authorities, but frankly, when have they ever.
2,459 ARRESTED (AS OF MAY 19TH) for protesting and being tortured by the hands of the monsters that call themselves our “national guard.”
13,050 INJURED (AS OF MAY 19TH) in the hands of our “national guard” as well.
Unable to accept that her 17-year-old son, Itaberli Lonzano,
was gay, 31-year-old Tatiana Lozano Pereira, from Brazil, decided she would
commit the most heinous act against her very own son. After an argument over
her son’s sexuality at Christmas, Taraiana told him that she would accept him
and that she forgave him for what she perceived as sins. However, this couldn’t have been further from the
truth. In fact, she had decided that she was going to kill him.
In January of 2017, Tatiana hired two local teenagers that were known to be involved in petty crimes. She had hired them to
murder Itaberli. She let the two teenagers into her home where they hid in wait
for her son. When Itaberli arrived, he called hello to his mother. Instead of
getting a reply, the two teenagers jumped out and started stabbing at Itaberli.
Unsuccessful in their attempt to end his life, an infuriated Tatiana grabbed a kitchen knife
and stabbed her son to death herself. Afterwards, she and her husband, Alex
Pereira, burned his body in a desolate field. Itaberli’s grandfather reported
him missing just days later and it wouldn’t be long until police began to suspect Tatiana. She
didn’t report her own son missing, after all. She soon confessed to the
“He had a job, he was very polite and he never quarrelled with
anyone. He only had problems with his mother, who did not accept that he was a
homosexual,” his uncle recalled. She is currently awaiting sentencing.