おしおきセールスマン 忌野狂助-第一話 快楽哀歌-
Oshioki Salesman Imawano Kyousuke vol.1 Kairaku Aika
Imawano Kyousuke (Hirai Tatsuya aka Hirakawa Daisuke)
Motegi Kamui (Yotsuya Cider aka Okitsu Kazuyuki)
THIS IS AN R18 BLCD. Headphones on! ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
Also, my Japanese isn’t perfect. I apologize in advance for any mistakes.
Imawano Kyousuke is a ‘salesman’, whose motto is “I will shine a light on your darkness”. His job is to bring guidance/solution to men’s problems. He doesn’t accept a single payment for his job, as long as his customers find happiness and become able to move on with their life positively through his efforts. This time, his customer is Motegi Kamui, a 25 year-old freeter (someone who doesnt have a steady career but survives by working part-time jobs only). Motegi is a young man who, due to having terrible communication skills, is unable to get a girlfriend. Naturally, Imawano becomes drawn to Motegi’s situation and offers to help him.
So Motegi consults Imawano, telling him why he’s a freeter, about his lack of dreams and aspirations in life. He thinks that if he manages to get a girlfriend (or life partner), all of it will change for the better. The problem is, he doesn’t know how to approach women. And so, this is where Imawano helps.
Imawano gives Motegi a manual containing guide on how to approach women, no matter what kind of occupation/interests she may have. If Motegi refers to this manual, he’ll be able to make any kind of conversation and eventually get a girlfriend. Motegi is impressed and tries it.
Days/weeks later, Motegi meets Imawano to tell him that he has finally found a girlfriend, thanks to the manual! Motegi finally finds confidence and is able to have fun conversations with the girl he likes.
Now that Motegi’s problem has been solved, Imawano tells him that he has to throw away the manual! He’s already got the basics and thus, no need for it! “Motegi got a girlfriend not through his confidence & efforts, but through the manual’s power. The real deal starts from here on. Without using the manual, it is now up to Motegi to build his own happiness with the girl he likes”. The catch is, if he fails to do so and gets caught up in the pleasure of being a smooth talker (or becomes a womanizer), there will be a punishment ಥ‿ಥ.
Motegi accepts the condition and the 2 guys part ways. And just then, he receives tons of email reply from girls on a dating site he signed up on, back when he was still using the manual. All of the girls found him interesting and this tempts him.
1 month later, he became a full-blown (pun unintended) womanizer lol. He broke up with his girlfriend and jump from one girl to another. Imawano suddenly shows up and asks him how things are going with his girlfriend. Motegi lies and even says they’ve started talking about getting married. Of course, Imawano doesn’t fall for this lie, and says Motegi broke his promise despite the warning.
Then we hear this fucking scary devil-like yell from Imawano!! (this is when I came to the conclusion that he’s not human…maybe.)
And then we move on to the next track.
Track 2, is where the sex scenes happen. Motegi wakes up in a room, chained and naked. As punishment, Motegi gets ehem…you know what happens lol. Imawano takes out an aphrodisiac from his suitcase and lathers it on Motegi’s private parts. Then the vibrator. I dont think I need to explain what goes on with that. Motegi resists at first, saying he’s not into men, but the pleasure gets to him, that he later begs Imawano to make him come. Imawano gives him a handjob, a blowjob, ties his penis with a necktie….and then the surprising part of this track: IMAWANO BECOMES UKE and takes Motegi in the ass! ʘ‿ʘ I think Imawano is using some form of hypnosis on Motegi, because when he suggests that Motegi wants to do it with him so badly, Motegi goes into a slight trance before admitting that he’s hungry for gay sex wwwww.
So now, in this particular sex scene, Motegi becomes the seme, Imawano becomes uke. But what I found surprisingly interesting about this is that Imawano’s lines are still seme-ish, leading the sex while Motegi does most of the uke-ish moaning! This part of the track was just extreme and I just couldnt help but LOL-ing. Imawano was half-moaning, half-laughing. Pure gold xD
End of punishment. However, Motegi is still horny so they kind of continue the sex while the track fades out….
Track 3 is called bAD EnD. There’s no good end to this. This is the only end lol. Motegi barges in to the bar where he first chatted with Imawano. He’s looking for him. More specifically, his dick lol. He loses any interest in girls and just searches for him. When he realized that he wont meet Imawano anymore, he switches target to ANY GUY. He randomly asks any guy in public to have sex with him (at this point, he’s lost his mind).
Imawano, who’s been looking from afar, comments on how much addicted to gay sex Motegi has been. From now on, he will never be attracted to women anymore, and how stepping into an unknown world can be scary.
Then Imawano speaks to the listener (us) and warns us to be careful. Cue maniac laugh! ψ(｀∇´)ψ
The end of this track is the ending theme, which was really good, in my opinion. The song was a perfect end to this crazy track. (๑>ᴗ<๑)
Free Talk. I loooove Free Talks!! Hirarin and Okitsu (of course using their pseudonyms) talks about the CD. Hirarin first comments on how “Yotsuya Cider” sounds like a hero’s name, and they both yell Yotsuya—CIDER!!! like a power ranger or something xD They both agree that their overall thoughts on this CD was LAUGHTER. Hirarin initially thought the plot was scary. He didn’t expect to laugh this much during recording! Okitsu agrees too lol. Okitsu confesses that when they were recording one of Imawano’s evil HAHAHAA!, he couldnt help but laugh. Hirarin urges fans to look for that scene in the CD. Fans were probably laughing at that same laugh part. The mood in this free talk is really light and the 2 seiyuu kept laughing while discussing the scenes. Okitsu says that instead of the story being scary, it turned out to be hilarious!
Hirarin asks if there any challenges while recording. Okitsu says everything was full of hardships (pun unintended lol) right from the start! But thinking about it, it was probably the character development of Motegi (being worried, gaining confidence, being happy, getting stronger, falling, falling further..). Okitsu also says Imawano is too scary of a character!
Thoughts on the CD: This was sooooo good!! Honestly, I bought this CD for the sex scenes and the 2 seiyuu are my bias but when I listened to it, I found that I focused less on the sex and more on how hilarious this CD sounds overall. I mean, there are no gag scenes (again pun unintended) or jokes. It’s just, when you listen to the 2 seiyuu saying their lines, you can really tell how much fun they had while recording it. It’s so intense and awkward that you just cant help but burst into laughter! And I like that! Hirarin is an amazing seiyuu and he did another wonderful job with this. Hirarin uses his low voice for Imawano and his lines are more on the threatening/mysterious side. Despite being an uke in the actual sex scenes, overall he’s the seme in this CD. Okitsu used a slightly higher pitch voice, just perfect for an uke. It reminded me a bit of Shimono Hiro’s voice lol. The seme-uke-switch roles throughout the CD was something new to me. It really surprised me when Imawano turned out to be an uke in bed! xD
Recommend or not? YESSSS!!! Well, if you like BLCDs, this has to be one of those I would highly recommend! Interesting but not heavy plot, really good intense sex scenes, amazing seiyuu pairing and fun ending theme song. There is no drama in the plot to overwhelm you with feels, so this was a good CD focusing on “supposed to be a punishment but it’s so good you get addicted to it anyway” theme.