Okay but like my stepmom can only cook viet food and my father doesn’t cook Bc he’s no good u know how Asian men r and like I wanna eat gumbo so badly but I don’t have the time to cook it I have to eat the sad white ppl version from a can
Mom: *comes home* HEY SAM I GOT YOU SOMETHING
Me: is it food?!?!&,&:@/@-
Mom: *barges into my room* IN HONOR OF SPOOKY MEREDITH GREY SWIFT
Me:…….did you just?!
Mom: PUT THAT ON TUMBLR SO TAYLOR CAN SEE ME @taylorswift
My borderline homophobic mother sat me down when I was fifteen to show me one of her favorite movies about “two girls who were just the sweetest best friends”. That movie was Fried Green Tomatoes. Jokes on her.