okay-for-kids

anonymous asked:

What are your headcanons about SakuSyao as parents?

Syaoran is petrified by the idea of parenthood. The amount of responsibility involved in raising a kid isn’t lost on him; it haunts his sleep.  He worries about teaching the kid magic and how to use a jian sword and having to restrain himself from rescuing the child from all the trouble they’re going to get into.

Sakura is excited to be a parent. She looks forward to holding the baby, singing to the baby, the baby laughing and learning to walk and talk and growing up. She dreams about teaching the child magic and introducing them to all the Sakura Cards and helping them make friends with Yue.

Sakura unironically hopes their child is just like Syaoran while Syaoran wishes vehemently for anything but.

In practice, they’re pretty good at the parent thing.

(They have lots of help.  There’s Grandpa Fujitaka, who has cool videos of all the places he’s been on archeological digs; Uncle Yukito always has sweets to ruin the kid’s teeth, and Uncle Touya is by *far* the best relative, because he the best at tickle fights - even better than Mom - and he also is like a human jungle gym that two-year-old Baby Li can crawl all over.  Aunt Tomoyo is threatening to spoil the child rotten with all the toys she brings.  Kero is a terrible babysitter but an excellent playmate, and by the time the kid is 10 or so he’s also their diary-slash-mentor - Baby Li tells Kero everything.  Yue is very bad at showing his affection and is not good with children, but he confesses, quietly, that he rather likes the child and can be convinced to do quiet activities with them from time to time, such as reading.)

Their greatest vice as a couple is that they both want their child to be happy at every moment. Their child - boy or girl (or neither, who knows) - is a combination of grossly sweet, kind Sakura-chan and responsible, quiet Syaoran-kun, and with a stubborn streak the size of Shinano river.  They go through their terrible twos like a banshee, screaming their disappointment with the world not being exactly how they want it.  Sakura and Syaoran are both pushovers and struggle valiantly with being firm but fair instead of just giving their kid the lollipop they want (but not the one they need right now).  Syaoran is marginally better at this, but Sakura has to comfort him that he did the right thing later.  Sakura masters compromise. (If you pick up your room, then you can have the lollipop!)

All three of them are completely hopeless at detecting outrageous lies.

Syaoran teaches their kid how to cook.  Syaoran teaches them to taste their food often and how to chop onions.  They cry together.  Sakura teaches their kid how to do chores.  Sakura teaches them to make chores into a game or a song so that it’s more fun.

Syaoran teaches their kid to be responsible and get their homework done.  Sakura teaches their kid it’s okay to take a break and play outside first.

Syaoran teaches their kid how to sense magic and use ofuda.  Sakura introduces their kid to the Cards.  Their child gets into a great deal of mischief with Mirror for a while - at least until Touya visits and Mirror remembers she likes herself better when she’s being responsible.

Sakura is the second best ticklemaster after Touya. She is the number one best human carosel.  And nothing beats taking a ride in Mom’s arms while she uses Fly.

Their child learns caution and observation from Syaoran. They learn to not rush into things, but to wait until they know everything they can, and how to use that knowledge to their advantage.

Their child learns trust and confidence from Sakura.  Even when things seem scary, everything will surely be okay.  They learn to believe in themselves, and to trust their friends.  They know that in a dark, dangerous world, at the least their parents will never stop being there.

Sakura and Syaoran’s kid isn’t perfect - they’re a little arrogant, a little too self-assured, a little stubborn.  But they are good-hearted, because they have parents that are good-hearted, and who value the good hearts of others.

They love their kid.

They love their kid no matter what they do or who they are.

And their kid knows it.

I’m pretty sure alot of people know this by now, as I’ve made no secret about it, but it bears repeating. I still cannot stand Minerva. Preaching to the choir, I’m certain, but it really does irritate me how the story asks me to feel sorry for a woman TRYING TO BRING ABOUT THE GOD DAMN APOCALYPSE!!! And why should I feel so bad? Because her daddy beat her when she was a kid. okay, kill the old man then. No need to TORTURE LUCY AND ALMOST KILL KAGURA! Bottom line, F*ck Minerva with a screwdriver
    – submitted by jtacmuseblog

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From Deathstroke Annual #4

I love seeing Rose kick ass just as much as I love watching her father do the same. Especially since Rose is so talented in martial arts, thanks to her mother. I might even argue that she’s a better fighter than her father, but that I’ll save for a later date. I also love the way Rose is illustrated in this comic, everything from her fabulous white hair to more accurately drawn Asian facial features.

But I just gotta add, as much as I love this moment, the message in that last panel is funny but also potentially dangerous advice for anyone who might idolize Rose (or even Slade). Violence is not a good outlet for your depression/loneliness.  Those creeps totally deserved a slice of humble pie, but still…. please don’t try this at home. 

Thoughts on Teen Wolf S5E3 (warning: SPOILERS!)

-Okay who is this kid?
-Purple looks great on Stiles EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION
-Sheriff Stilinski being nervous for a date is so cute
-Stiles implying that his dad go on a date with a man JUST BECAUSE YOU AND DEREK-
-Yes Parrish, way to put this kid in his place
-Wow, this kid has anger issues
-WHO ARE THESE LOBOTOMY STEAM PUNK JERKS AND WHAT ARE THEIR PURPOSE FOR EXISTING
-Dylan Sprayberry looks so hot in the intro CAN WE PLEASE
-Malia learning to drive is literally me
-Lydia and her banshee powers never ceases to amaze
-Scott is such a show-off
-STILES AND HIS THEORIES ARE SO IMPORTANT
-Mason is so cute i can’t handle him
-#TeenWolfInnerCircle
-That gray thing looks so gross
-LIAM PLEASE STOP WITH THOSE PINK LUSCIOUS LIPS
-HEY BRETT LOOKING GOOD
-“So he’s a werewolf, too? This just keeps getting better and better.” MASON IS LITERALLY THE TW FANDOM
-Gerard’s voice: MOUNTAIN AAASSSSHHH
-Stiles remembering what happened in season 2
-Lydia and Kira = awesome unlikely friendship
-EW WHAT IS THAT MOVING IN HER NECK
-EW WHAT IS THAT MOVING IN HER BACK
-EW WHAT IS THAT
-SHE’S A FUCKING KANIMA?!
-THIS IS LEGIT SEASON 2 MEETS SEASON 5 WAY TO THROW IT BACK
-REMEMBER WHEN STILES AND DEREK WERE PARALYZED AND STILES WAS ON TOP OF HIM?
-STILES THE POWER TOP WITHOUT HIS BOTTOM
-Mason saying ‘intense’ is the best thing in this episode
-“What’s happening, I can’t see”
-I’m beginning to like Stalia in a way I shouldn’t be
-SHERIFF’S ON A DATE WITH LYDIA’S MOM??? I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH MRS. MCCALL WOW
-“Then who crawled out of this one?”
-PROTECT LYDIA AT ALL COSTS
-I was kinda expecting Parrish to swoop in and save Lydia *sigh*
-KIRA’S TRUE FORM IS BEAUTIFUL
-KIRA WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING
-THEO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL LIAR
-MALIA PLEASE STAY SAFE
-TRACY WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MRS. MARTIN
-YOU GO MALIA YOU GO
-They kept Malia alive thank god
-THAT’S IT???? NO WAY I NEED MORE
-WOW I JUST REALIZED I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH DURING THOSE LAST SCENES

Little man had a pay date today at a local lake. The little girl screamed and hid when little man went over to say hi. Her mom had mentioned she’s not good with other kids and I was okay with that. My kid loves everyone screams or no screams.

So as she screamed and hid little man patiently stood back but not retreating. He respected her space then they want on to do their own things. Little man typically prefers to go solo. He tries to interact but kids are already cliquey and if they can’t understand him they go off in their group. Fortunately he doesn’t seemed bothered by this yet.

Now this is not to say some kids don’t care and have Little man join or involve him. I love his personality when it comes to socializing, I just wish kids weren’t so cliquey at three.

the best thing about being an elementary school teacher is i can bust out my favorite kid movies and show them to the class like okay kids is really important that you watch fieval goes west while i teach you about the oregon trail

This fool said the little girl who killed herself for being publicly humiliated by a parent is ‘dumb’, like don’t have kids okay. Do not reproduce.

gri-clover asked:

8 (have you? have you? XD), 9, 36, 44

Okay kid, let’s do this.

  • 8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? You know this one :p I drink, I’ve never got conciously drunk, but I do drink and I can drink a lot without getting drunk. (I’ve tested it for SCIENCE)
  • 9. What’s your dream job? I’ll be really stupid and clichê but I’m hufflepuff so fuck this: I want to help people and be happy. Anything that gives me that and enough money to pay my bills without struggling is going to make me happy.
  • 36. Any bad habits? Depends on your definition of bad habits. I’m anxious so, I bitting my nails when it’s too much, I’m messy, I’m really spastic, I overthink, I curse like a sailor, I talk too much, too loud and sometimes too fast, I’m annoying and so on.
  • 44. Selfie? This is the last pic I took of myself.

Thaaaaaaaaaaanks love <3