okay yum

What parrot owners say in 2016:

- Get your feet out of your food bowl
- Stop trying to get out of your cage
- Get off that or you’ll fall
- Stop chewing that
- Come here
- Don’t eat my food, yours is right there
- Ooo what’s this
- Hello pretty boy/girl
- Shh, it’s okay
- Mmm, yum yum
- Is that yummy?
- Don’t get this everywhere!
- Screaming won’t fix this situation
- *Wolf whistle*
- *Come here whistle*
- Goodnight chicken wings
- I love you

hey guys this is the recipe for the raw vegan cashew caramel chocolate slices. they’re tried and tested as the best things EVER!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

OK SO this recipe should make about 8, dependant on the size of ur tray and thickness(i personally want extra thickness over extra brownies idk its just so nice when they r thick and creamy but ur call) : base- 1 cup of dates + 1 cup of pecan nuts, blend them 2gether. thats it. simple. (if it is a little try then u can add a tsp of maple syrup) press this into a small tray, preferably greased/ lined.

then u make the masterpiece, cashew caramel. i cannot put into words how amazing this layer is. i love it. also u could probably replace the cashew butter with peanut butter if u r anti cashew, but please try the cashew its soon good!!!!!!! ok: ½ a cup of cashew butter, ½ a cup of coconut oil, 1 cup of dates, and vanilla extract (if u wanna but its not essential cos cashew butter is sooo sweet) - guess what u just blend it all together into a sweet sauce and spread it over the base. 

then u make the chocolate, i always DOUBLE this cos like idk i just love the chocolate on top its so good!!! 1/3 cup of coconut oil , 1 ½ tbsp of cacao powder and ¼ a cup of maple/agave syrup. then u spread this on top of the caramel. 

have fun and enjoy and please tag me (inkale) ur pics if you make them, i wanna see!!! 

couragedoesntalwaysroar-deactiv  asked:

My base recipe: 1/2 cup old fashion oats, 1/4 cup greek yogurt, and ~1/4 cup milk (any type!) and everything else depending on what I crave. This week it is honey, dried mango, a spoonful of chia, a bit of cinnamon + dash of vanilla, and almond butter. I will add the cinnamon, vanilla, and chia at night and the rest in the morning!

Okay yum thank you I’ll try this

For some reason, I’ve been in the mood to watch the classic Disney Channel Original Movies that they played over and over again on tv when I was a kid. The main one I wish I could find would be Smart House. I used to think it would be the coolest thing in the world to have a house that did everything for me. Mainly because when I was that young, I did everything I could to get out of doing chores around the house. But just think about how creepy it would be to have a house actually like that. It’s the equivalent of Siri operating your entire house. And we all know how sassy Siri gets on a daily basis.