okay yeah sleepy time for me now

  • Zeref: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
  • Rahkeid: But I'm not sleepy.
  • Zeref: Once upon a time, there was a human. And he was the worst human in all the land. I mean, other humans were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he's cursed, by Ankhseram. They restore his human soul and suddenly he's mad with guilt. You know "What have I done..." You know, he's freaked.
  • Rahkeid: Okay. Now I'm sleepy.
  • Zeref: Yeah well, it's a fairly dull tale. It needs a bit of sex, is my feeling.
  • Zeef: So sure enough, enters a girl. Pretty little blonde thing. A magic user by trade. And our human falls madly in love with her. But eventually the two of them, well, they get fleshy with one another.
  • Zeref: And the moment he- well, I guess the technical term is "Perfect Happiness". But when our boy gets there, he goes bad he kills again. It's ugly.
  • Zeref: So when he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures hey he can't be anywhere near young Miss Puppy-Eyes without endangering them both. So what does he do? He takes off, goes to Alvarez, to fight evil and atone for his crimes. He's a shadow, a faceless champion of the hapless human race. Say, you wouldn't have a beer of any kind here, would you?
  • Rahkeid: (this is why he has daddy issues)