okay wow that

anonymous asked:

Heyheyhey hi I love your art more than I love myself and bippidi boppidi you should draw leo/guang-hong (you totally don't have to I would just kill to see them in your style)

PFPFPFFT THANK YOU <33 

And you’re right! I really should draw them……………………..


AND I DID!! 

BOOM!

Klance headcanon

Just imagine Keith one time just falling over or tripping onto Lance and finding himself to be awfully close to his face. He then notices that Lance has freckles (because freckled Lance is just…), looking at him this close almost gives the poor mullet boy a heart attack. Turns out he’s got a weakness for freckles, and it just so happens that he never noticed Lance’s. Now just imagine him mentally freaking being all like “I didn’t sign up for this!” “SHiT.”

Lobster

“I’ll have the lobster.”

“Great choice, sir. Would you like to pick the lobster you’ll be dining on?”

“What?”

“You can point the lobster out from our water tank, if you’d like.”

“Oh. Sure. How about that guy?”

“Great choice. And what would you like for your side?”

“Let’s do the baked potato.”

“Splendid. There’s our potato tank, sir. Which one of those would you like?”

“I pick the potato too? Wow. Okay. That one.”

“Of course. And would you like dinner rolls?”

“Yes, please.”

“Okay. If you’ll take a look at our wheat tank, which would you like to be turned into flour for the bread?”

“You guys got a tank for everything, eh? Haha. Um. Those stalks I guess.”

“Perfect. I’ll put those orders right in, and thank you again for picking me from the tank of waiters.”

“You looked the tastiest.”

“You sound like my mom. Haha.”

“Haha. My mom’s mute.”

“Oh. I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. It’s not your fault. She sold her voice to a warlock for eternal beauty.”

“Well, she must be very beautiful then.”

“No, the warlock misheard and thought she asked for eternal booty. So she has an infinitely long ass.”

“Oh. At least she can’t complain. Since she has no voice. Haha.”

“She knows how to write. She writes complaints all day. I have to hand them to the warlock and every time I do he zaps me with his wand. I’m treating myself to this lobster dinner to forget all about it, but apparently I can’t even do that.”

“Oh. Well I’ll put your order in now.”

“Wait. Can I change the lobster I picked?”

“Sure.”

“I want this one.”

“You’re pointing at yourself, sir.”

“Yes.”

“Great choice, sir.”

me: dont say the R slur

every ableist within 10ft of me, crawling out of the sewers and trash cans where they live: uhm sweatheart:)) stop overreacting:)))) dont makes such a big deal out of this:)))))) i can say r*tarded if i fucking want to:)))))))))

BTS Reaction - You need help a lot with opening things, etc.

Anonymous said: could you make bts reactions to you (S/O) needing help often? such as trouble opening things etc.

Wow okay I am such a shitty person, this has been in my inbox for like 66 years and I am just getting to it. I am so sososososo sorry, here it is!

Suga:

He’d laugh when he saw you struggling to pry open a jar of pickles, and would stand there until you turned around to call his name. You’d just pout as he popped the top of the lid open with no problem.

“It’s not that hard, see?”

Namjoon:

Being his tall ass, he’d see you standing on your tip toes to try and reach some plates that were stacked on the top shelf. Namjoon would just walk over and reach above you to grab the plates easily with one hand. 

“Just ask me next time,” he’d laugh and you’d kiss his cheek in thanks.

Taehyung:

Moving was a drag and you didn’t want to take more trips from the house to the car more than you had to. You stacked 3 boxes of kitchen plates and glasses on top of each other and hadn’t realized that the weight would pull you down. Seconds before the boxes crashed down onto the pavement, Taehyung swooped in and grabbed two of the three impending boxes of doom out of your arms.

“You need to be careful! Can’t have the love of my life breaking her back over dishes and plates.” He’d remind you with a boxy grin.

J-Hope:

You pulled back in a hurry, quickly pinching your finger and whispering, “ow, ow, ow,” as red emerged from your nail bed. “Are you alright?” Hoseok would ask, coming over to inspect your injured finger. While you went to go tend to your wound, Hobi would take it upon himself to finish nailing the small hook into the wall for the picture frame.

“Be more careful next time, alright babe?” 

Jimin:

You could absolutely not get the damn dishwasher to open. There must have been a plate or something that was sticking out, preventing the washer to open up. Jimin came down as you were messing with it and nudged you to the side. With a quick flick of his hand, the dish rack moved backwards with a clink and slid out. He only smirked at you as he walked away.

“You’re welcome!” He said playfully from the living room.

Jin:

Something about putting the crib together while he was at work didn’t feel right, and you knew you were correct when you couldn’t even figure out which parts went where. Seokjin came home and sat down next to you as you refused to let him help you, but when you decided you were too hungry for this, he took over and had it finished in 15 minutes.

“It’s okay, you’ll get it next time,” he’d joke.

Jungkook:

“Can..you just..get this for me?” You’d ask, desperate for some help opening the plastic lining on a particularly annoying piece of Halloween candy. It was one of those sour things that for some reason you could never open without scissors, and even then you’d end up skimming the top of the candy and ruining it. Jungkook would look over, candy stuck in his own mouth as he took the piece and tore it open with ease.

He’d just wink at you as the two of you continued to cuddle and watch scary movies on the couch.

It’s okay

hey wow would you look at that i actually finished the fic i’ve been talking about writing for like a week. not my best work ever, probably, but i’m fairly happy with it. 

i made that long-ass post about my autistic!logan headcanon a while back and i wanted to do something more with it, so, uh, this is it, i guess? warnings: sensory overload, internalized ableism (aka me projecting all my issues onto logan sorry buddy), anxiety (the feeling not the character).

also, i want to emphasize this, autism is a very diverse spectrum. not everyone with autism experiences it in the same way. this fic is based off of my personal experience. do not assume that all autistic people are like this.

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So. It’s been quite the day. I’m gonna vent a bit, guys, if that’s alright.

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When people talk about their favorite deaths in LotGH, I always see them bring up the deaths of Reuenthal and Yang. There will also be the ones that bring up Reinhard, Schenkopf, and Oberstein. It’s a real shame that no one seems to mention Bucock’s death, at least from the what I’ve seen. 

The guy sacrifices himself to preserve the future generation of democracy and even toasts to democracy right in the Kaiser’s face. He earns so much respect from Reinhard that he orders all of his subordinates to salute as they pass the wreckage of his ship. I’d give the guy a medal if I could, but at that point it wouldn’t really matter.

I just love the way he simply explains his worldview at the end. The man just wants the friendship based on mutual respect between equal parties that he connects to democracy, not the master-servant relationship that he connects to totalitarianism. I had never made those particular comparisons, but I really like them because they are very down-to-earth comparisons to me. 

Anyways, Bucock’s death was definitely my favorite in the series. I just wish others would appreciate it as much as I do. This awesome, eccentric, grumpy old man deserves more appreciation in general actually.

OKAY WOW ORACLE

I just had a whole new idea for this Oracle update so I’m trashing what I have and will write the new chapter tomorrow after work. I THINK IT’S GONNA BE GOOD!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Wow. okay so hi. Again. The person who owes my friend icon and had them pay rush fees, is seriously doing a livestream right now working on other commissions they have backlogged (from Feb. according to their trello and has no rush fees paid on it too may I add! While three other people paid rush fees for icons)and said while I was in there to see what was up, that "oh there are people bugging me about their icon commissions, even though I told them it'd take a while" are you fucking kidding me?

I’d get a refund asap and be done with that person. A beware too. I seriously do not wanna deal with this artist ever.

- Snake Mod

i got asked this on my main blog, but i think they meant to ask it here:

Challenge: Give a shout-out to someone on Tumblr that you love (preferably someone you haven’t seen already get a shout-out), and share something specific that you love about them! Spread the love!

OKAY um wow first of all, sorry guys for being so inactive. School is just busy and I have 4 (yes oops) blogs to manage and its a bit much but i love it

Shoutout to my long-time randl fandom friends @mythical-linkle and @mythicalea thanks for talking to me for like 9 long months and helped me through some tough times (ie now)

Also, shoutout to @rhettlationship-goals because I just started talking to her very recently and she’s amazing! also, go check out her recent “Is that Sexual” GMM compilation video :D 

anonymous asked:

I'm actually scared that there are kids this young in this Fandom...

dude i know, i’m nineteen and there are these little kids like “i’m 14 lol” wow okay ???? i thought i was big and mature at that age too but just chill like this is NOT the internet fanbase for you, just go back to youtube so i don’t have to feel like i’m poisoning the youth

anonymous asked:

pgpcalloutblog[.]tumblr[.]com/post/151298857146/a-message-to-adrien | jadeagainstparentstuck[.]tumblr[.]com/tagged/ref

okay, wow thats really fucking gross

thanks for telling me

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I dunno but listen to this song (x)  & tumbls kills the quality pls click

I barely see any posts about this so here’s a s/o to the questioning wlw who do not know whether they are bi or lesbian, who do not know if their attraction to men-aligned ppl is real or not, who can’t tell weather this is compulsory heterosexuality playing tricks on them or if it’s internalized biphobia.

As a lesbian who used to identify as bisexual, i know how frustrating it is to not know which one you are, how infuriating it is to always keep changing, to not know which community you belong to.

But in time I can assure you that you will finally figure it out. And weather you end up identifying as bisexual, lesbian or just sapphic/wlw, you have my full support. I wish you luck

(Terfs don’t touch)

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