Churboose - church trying to pick out a gift for caboose (holiday, birthday, promo at work?? w/e!) and fretting over it (but we all know what he could really give caboose) pre-slash maybe????? confession fic???? ?????? ???? Tucker having to play wingman is a plus "Damn it church i dont wanna stand here and watch you make eyes at the fucking idiot. either bend him over and do it already or im out"
You knew I had to use that line.
“Just pick something already!”
“You’re actually not helping, Tucker,” Church groaned as he bent over the display of watches. Would Caboose even want a watch? No, better question, would Caboose even wear a watch? No, even better question, did Caboose know how to read an analog clock?
“What about this one?” Church asked at last, looking up at the man who was, somehow, his best friend, and pointing down at a watch that had stars on the tips of the arms and had a nice blue face that was the exact shade of blue that Caboose liked more than any other, and what looked like a comfortable leather band.
“Who the fuck cares? Can that idiot even tell time? Why are you dragging me along for this? I just bought him a box of cookies. Why are you even putting so much time into this? You know you could just bend him over and…”