Omg you know what would be funny though. Is for the mercs to end up finding Doc and them having to keep Doc with them
‘About time someone found me! You know how long I’ve been stuck in there. Oh. It’s just you two. So you’re working together now? That’s cool I guess.’
Doc criticizing Locus’ armour. ‘Y’know, that voice filter is pretty intimidating but it’s a little over the top don’t you think. And what’s up with the X on your helmet, I mean, the colour is okay, but eenh.’
Locus stares at Doc. ‘Stop talking.’
‘What’s with the temper, jeez, you remind me of Washington. So hostile. You should lighten up! Have you tried yoga?’
Locus looks over to Felix, and Felix just snickers “Hey it was your dumb idea to keep him alive.” Locus sighs and walks away. “Awh come on Locs, he was just joking!”
Someone had written a Drarry AU titled “Little drarry aU” but then I read a bit and realized they didn’t mean “little” as in baby Draco and Harry but my brain was already imagining adorable Baby Drarry.
Imagine Lily and James surviving and having to attend a party at Andromedas were the Malfoys are as well and both boys are like four and James is all like urgh Malfoys but Harry is running after Draco and smooching him on the face like kids do and Draco just grabs his hand follows him anywhere.
Then it’s time for the Malfoys to go and Harry throws SUCH A BIG TANTRUM like, seriously, and Draco DOES NOT stop crying and in the end Lily and Narcissa have to promise the boys that YES YOU WILL MEET AGAIN. No not tomorrow because… no because… URGH FINE OKAY TOMORROW YOU CAN SEE EACH OTHER. And Harry kisses giggling Draco and hugs him until Lucius and James drag their children apart. Giggling Draco disappearing in green flames. Overjoyed Harry babbling to his dad about how soft Dracos “yellow” hair is.
Okay, but what if during the season finale Bonnie finally reads Damon’s letter and the letter is him expressing his feelings towards her. Then the last sentence in the letter is BELIEVE IT OR NOT BONNIE BENNETT I MIGHT BE FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU or something along those lines
“Urgh my friends have all tossed me aside! I barely speak to them anymore” hello friend there are these things called being busy and having problems and I know you’re hurt but those of us with AVPD and depression and anxiety and actual busy lives can’t entertain all our friends every minute of every day
and maybe, just maybe, there are people who don’t want to be friends with you any more for whatever reason and thats okay too but making manipulative posts trying to guilt people into coming back to you and apologizing is a really shitting thing to do
I wrote this for my own amusement last night whilst thinking about what must go through Sam’s brain on a regular basis in regards to Destiel. This is the result of lack of sleep and alcohol. I am sorry. I have no idea what this even is. Its a bit long so i put it under a read more…
‘Do you seriously think I don’t see it Dean?’
‘You are not fucking subtle’
‘Guys, it’s not normal to stare at each other like that’
‘I’M RIGHT HERE’
‘Okay I’m leaving.’
‘Urgh I am doomed to forever be surrounded with unresolved