okay this is kind of funny

Relatable Ryders

The Ryder twins are two of the most relatable protagonists I’ve ever seen in a video game:

- Awkward af, sarcasm and one liners are their speciality

- Can’t flirt to save their lives

- Certified Human Disasters ™

- Make weird faces when the talk

-Walk kind of funny

- Have no idea what’s going on

- Trying to do their best in a scary world

  • in the beginning: lmao, donald trump?? that creepy oompa loompa guy who runs the casinos and stars in a shitty reality tv show?? this just has to be his newest show
  • during the primaries: haha okay then... uh. this is... this is kind of feeling like it's happening isn't it?? ahaha lol
  • after the primaries: the joke is... the joke is kin d of really old at this point?!?! where is the punchline??
  • towards the end of the last debate: okay, the show is over you two. break it up haha
  • election day: this isn't fucking funny anymore
Imagine The Pretty Setter Squad like:

-So it all starts when Oikawa casually brings up Iwaizumi’s glorious arms and biceps and fawns over them and passes pictures of them around during one of their Setter Squad meet ups.
-Then Suga retaliates by pointing out how thick and gorgeous Daichi’s thighs are. And “Who can resist that face? He’s an amazing leader and would be a great dad.”
-“Ohoho this is war!!”
-So they all start arguing over whos boyfriends are the best as husband material.
-Akaashi and Kenma argue that “Okay but Bokuto-san’s muscles and-” “Kuro’s abs-” “Plus Kuroo-san thighs are also really hot and-” “Bokuto’s ass…” “They’re both really kind and caring and funny (and idiotic) as well…” “Perfect Husband material…”
-Shirabu gets all salty and literally brings out a magazine pointing out how Ushijima has an amazing body and how his face is hot enough to be a model and “Wow look at him shirtless…” and “He’s 3rd best and beat Bokuto-san.” (Akaashi and Kenma let that one slide cuz okay that one is true.) “He’s really innocent that’s cute.”
-“Why do you keep magazines with Ushibaka in them…”-Oikawa
-Semi just kinda… “Tendou is… hot in his own way… and is… sweet?” *nervously sweats*
-“Iwa-chan is great with kids and knows how to cheer people up and helps anyone who needs it.”
-Kageyama who has been quiet all this time just calmly pulls out a picture of a smiling Hinata with a volleyball and the cuteness radiating from it is enough to get everybody blushing.
-“Hinata doesn’t have what you call the hottest body and to be honest I’m the seme but he is the cutest and everyone loves him. He can make you smile no matter what. Perfect waifu. I win.” He says with a smug face.
-“$5 from all of you please senpais. Thanks.”
-Oikawa flips the table.
-They get kicked out.

Why I’m not okay with the pewdiepie thing

As a jewish person, I don’t care if pewdiepie is not actually anti-semitic. I don’t care if it was just a joke, I don’t care if it was “out of context” on the media. It doesn’t matter. It’s worse enough with the context.

The guy has 50 million subscribers, you don’t put that kind of message and laugh it off. You don’t help normalizing this kind of stuff. It’s fucked up.

There is an ENDLESS LIST of stupid funny shit you can have them write on that sign, was “death to all jews” really necessary? 

Death to all jews it’s not just some thing people said 70 years ago - No, we actually get it a lot. There are probably people out there who watch this video and smile because here is their stupid fucking radical opinion on a popular video. (the daily stormer actually calls him “our guy”). 

This sentence is not supposed to look like a joke to you, or something that can be used for a stupid meme. Please don’t be forgiving towards anti Semitic remarks while Antisemitism is clearly alive and well.

jim, arriving on the enterprise: *is very attractive*

spock: okay i can deal with this

jim, over the next few weeks: *shows how hes also very intellegent, funny, engaging, good at chess, kind, soft, and just everything you could ever want in a man*

spock: Oh No

submission - photographer aus
  • I saw you taking random pictures here in the park so I decided to photobomb one but you didn’t seem to notice me
  • alternatively - I was taking photos in the park and I just now noticed some stranger in the background of my photos making funny faces and ruining my aesthetic I’m gonna hunt you down you fucker
  • I’m a wedding photographer and omg none of these people can take a straight shot except you- come to think of it, you look kind of agitated being here, are you okay? 
  • I’m planning on majoring in photography and I need someone to take photos of for my portfolio and omg my camera loves you can you pls stick around a little while longer?
  • My camera broke and it’s hella expensive to fix but you loan me your old one out of kindness, no I’m not crying there’s light in my eyes
  • You say you’re camera shy but your aura is just what I need for my current project- and you’re cute too so that counts
  • I post my photography on my blog/Instagram/FB/etc. and you’re the only one who likes them and leaves a lil message about how you love my style ilysm even though I have no idea who you are
  • You’re my current muse and your smile is so cute/breathtaking/sexy/etc. I have to lie down

Smackle is a woman of colour who is autistic, She is portrayed as kind funny and extremely intelligent. She is important representation to a lot of people, so don’t hate on her just because of a ship, her character is so much more than that.

MBTI Types and humor

INFJ

INFJs often have a very unique and interesting sense of humor. Since they are so kind and warm people expect them to have a very innocent sense of humor, but that is usually not true. INFJ be often be crude of even morbid with their jokes. They have a caring nature but people are often shocked by the type of things that the INFJ find funny. They can find humor in situations that other people would never imagine to be funny at all. The INFJ may slightly alter their humor delivery in front of others, depending on who they are around. They are acutely aware of those people will perceive them, and know what crowd they are sharing themselves with. When they are with someone who they can open up with, they have a way of bringing them into their infectious style of comedy.

ENFJ

The ENFJ has a sense of humor that is often molded to fit their surroundings. They know exactly how their jokes will be perceived by certain people, and know who will be offended. So they often avoid upsetting people and will tone themselves down in front of certain company. Their natural sense of humor is often very goofy and silly, and they may have an affinity for sarcasm. They can have a somewhat dark humor and are aware that, that isn’t perceived well by everyone. They enjoy having people that they can share their full sense of humor with. When they do they are often sarcastic and silly, and enjoy making others laugh.

INFP

INFPs often have a strong appreciation for sarcasm and absurd humor. They have a skill for self-deprecating comedy that people absolutely love. They are often very funny individuals, to the people who can fully appreciate their off-beast sense of humor. They have a very unique wit that is best expressed around people they are comfortable with. Not everyone can enjoy the zany and sometimes ridiculous INFP humor, but honestly that is their loss. INFPs have a way of getting people laughing and not letting them stop. They enjoy the ability to bring others joy and humor is an excellent way to do that.

ENFP

ENFPs often have a very enthusiastic and playful sense of humor. They have a very colorful wit and often have a strong enjoyment for the use of puns. They may occasionally offend people when they are really just trying to make them share in their laughter. They have a way of teasing others, and that is actually a way of showing affection towards them. ENFPs enjoy their ability to laugh and smile at everything, even the darkest situations. Even though they aren’t always “silly” they do tend to maintain a sense of humor through anything. They have a way of making even the dullest situations hilarious. This keeps the ENFP positive and helps those that surround the ENFP enjoy themselves too.

INTJ

INTJs often have a very snarky sense of humor. They enjoy using sarcasm and wit to create a well devised response. They have a natural way of seeing the humor in things that other people may actually miss. INTJs often enjoy the use of a good pun and can take pleasure in the skill behind it. Often their deadpan sarcasm can come across as serious, when the INTJ is actually very playful and just trying to be funny. For the people that appreciate the INTJs brand of humor, they understand just how fun they are to be around.

ENTJ

ENTJs can have a somewhat outrageous sense of humor. They enjoy pushing the envelope to gauge the different reactions they will receive from others. They aren’t afraid of being seen as ridiculous, so they often push the limits of what others may perceive as funny. They enjoy shock humor, and have a way of surprising their friends that often makes them enjoy being around the ENTJ. They are often very quick with wit and can respond to people before they even realize a joke is coming. They may have a somewhat crude sense of humor that might offend some people who cannot appreciate it.

INTP

INTPs have a very unique sense of humor, one that is either adored or misunderstood. Some people are not made for the brand of sarcasm and goofy wit that the INTP possess. The people that do appreciate the INTP sense of humor probably find themselves in stitches rather often. They have a way of turning just about anything into a sarcastic punchline and are very good are creating a witty retort. They often enjoy the usage of puns in their humor as well. INTPs have a diverse sense of comedy that really just depends on the mood they are in. They do know their target audience rather well and are skilled at adapting to that if they so choose.

ENTP

ENTPS have a very outgoing and over the top sense of humor. They enjoy the use of shock which can be somewhat crude. Because of this the ENTP occasionally have a sick or morbid timing for their jokes, but the people who know them well understand where they are coming from. They will explore the jokes that other people wouldn’t dare touch because it is “too far”. For people who appreciate this dry and crude type of humor, the ENTP is a fantastic friend to have around. They enjoy making people laugh and enjoy being as witty and inclusive as possible.

ISTJ

ISTJs are often seen as too serious to enjoy humor, but that is definitely not the case. Many people may miss the humor behind the ISTJs comments, because their delivery is very sarcastic and dry. Sometimes their ability to maintain a very deadpan delivery of their jokes, can cause people to miss the joke completely and believe that the ISTJ is being serious. For people who can pick up on their unique brand of wit, they realize just how funny the ISTJ can actually be. Their subtle delivery of humor is an art-form.

ESTJ

ESTJs often have an outgoing and adaptive sense of humor. They are often crude and offbeat and not everyone can appreciate their no holds barred style of jokes. People who are more serious or easily offended, definitely will not enjoy the ESTJs sense of humor. If someone is more laid-back and willing to see the jokes for what they are, they will definitely appreciate the way the ESTJ can make just about anything funny. When the ESTJ is uncomfortable they often make jokes to lighten the own mood.

ISFJ

ISFJs often have a surprising sense of humor, one that doesn’t always fit their day-to-day personality. They may shock people with a very sarcastic and inappropriate joke, with the absolute best timing. Their humor might be very silly sometimes, like changing the lyrics to a song or intentionally mispronouncing a word. They enjoy puns and sarcasm and may even enjoy dirty humor that people would find surprising to their gentle personality. They are careful not to offend or upset anyone, so they often reserve their unique humor for the people closest to them who can fully understand where they are coming from.

ESFJ

ESFJs are capable of enjoying many different kinds of humor and often adapt their jokes to fit their surroundings. They are capable of reading what others will find funny and often attempt to blend into that. When they are around the people they are most comfortable with their personal style of humor is more openly expressed. ESFJs appreciate puns a great deal and enjoy witty and often surprising humor. They often aren’t pleased with dark or upsetting humor, and can feel like jokes that bring people down are cruel. They do however, enjoy a good dirty joke and can often laugh at the silliest things. ESFJs enjoy laughter very much, and probably favor being in a relationship with someone that they find hilarious.

ISTP

ISTPs often enjoy the use of irony and dark humor very much. They keep to themselves and have a very internal sense of humor. People are often very pleased by the ISTPs jokes and enjoy being around them. They enjoy the use of wordplay and often make their humor interesting and thoughtful. They have a dry delivery most of the time and are extremely deadpan, which can offend some people who misinterpret them. And let’s not forget, they enjoy a good sexual innuendo.

ESTP

ESTPs have an often goofy and unique sense of humor. They find the silliest things funny and can appreciate laughing at things that others scoff at. They enjoy having fun and bring that sense of excitement into their humor. They aren’t afraid of being self-deprecating and enjoy making other people laugh in whatever way is possible. They can often flip from silliness to downright dry humor, and it really just depends on the mood that they are in. They don’t like to stick to one simple style of humor and can appreciate just about anything for what it is. This style of joking makes the ESTP very fun to be around.

ISFP

ISFPs can have a very broad sense of humor and often find many different styles funny. They enjoy silliness and can sometimes be absolutely ridiculous and hard to follow. They often only share this unique side of themselves around certain people who can fully appreciate it. They are very good at being self-deprecating and can laugh at the goofy things that they do. They often tease their friends about similarly goofy actions but are good at doing it in a lighthearted way. ISFP enjoy a good inside joke and love being able to share that laughter with someone special. The people who do not know them closely, probably don’t get to see just how funny the ISFP can be.

ESFP

ESFPs have a very fun and lighthearted sense of humor. They dislike laughing at other people’s expense and often find that sort of comedy cruel and unacceptable. They want their jokes to be fun and enjoyable for everyone. The ESFP likes making people laugh and will often become self-deprecating to do so. They don’t mind being the butt of the joke, as long as everyone is enjoying themselves. ESFPs may make silly jokes by replacing certain song lyrics with their own or changing words to fit something that they find funny. They aren’t always the best at noticing sarcasm, and are much more adept to open humor.

psa

stop saying that you would be disappointed if season 4 is about sana and not even. it’s 100% okay if even is your favourite and it’s understandable if you want him for s4, but stop under appreciating sana guys!!!! she’s a kick ass character, she’s smart and funny and kind and deep and complex and she’s a well written and well portrayed character. if she were a non muslim white guy like even - no shade tho - ALL the hype would be about her, i can almost guarantee it.

im not saying that you’re a bad person for liking even more than sana, but not even acknowledging how awesome a season about her would be - is fucked up. also, im not saying people are intentionally sleeping on her bc she’s a muslim woman but please just get your shit together and realize this. she’s amazing, a season about her will be amazing, and muslim representation in mainstream media is amazing and necessary.

BTS Reaction To Setting Up Some Rules || Demon!AU

Requested 


Jin

It took you awhile to get used to the fact that the love of your life was a demon. But, you knew that he couldn’t help it. So, you sucked it up and sat down with him after he showed you what he was.

“Okay, so in order for us to stay together there needs to be a few rules, okay?” You explained and he nodded along. “Number one, if you have demon friends, make sure they don’t come here all demon-y.” You said. He laughed but agreed. “Okay, number two…”

Originally posted by yo-seokjin


Yoongi:

After you had gotten to know Yoongi you found out that he wasn’t terrible company. In fact, he was actually kind of funny. Naturally, you fell for him but before getting with him you needed to lay down some rules.

Yoongi stared at you as you started on your list of rules. “One, I don’t wanna see you coming to my place all beat up and bloody. I’m not doing your laundry.” He laughed and nodded in agreeance. “Two, if you are doing anything dangerous, I would like to know. Just so I know not to expect a text from you the next day.”

Originally posted by jeongguk


Hoseok:

After you were done freaking out and lashing out, you calmed down.

“We need some ground rules. Most important rule, no demon gatherings here. I’m not going to be your human chaperone.” You said with a sassy tone.

“But jagiya,” he complained.

“No butts, human or demon!” You shut his whining down so fast.

Originally posted by junghosyub


Namjoon:

“Listen here, I’m going to be stating some rules. Break these rules and I will leave you.” You were being serious now. Deep down you were still slightly scared but you knew that you had to trust Namjoon.

“Okay, fine.” He rolled his eyes but listened.

“I don’t want to come home to you killing someone or another demon. This is a safe zone. No killing, and I don’t want other demons to know where we live, either.” You crossed your arms and he bit his lip.

“You’re hot when you’re being serious.”

“NAMJOON!”

Originally posted by xchiiban


Jimin:

You sat with Jimin on a park bench. It was dark and quiet but you felt safe with Jimin next to you. At least you felt more protected from other demons with him.

“I have one rule. I don’t want any demon business around me. I don’t want you talking about it. If you need to do something regarding demons, fine. Just tell me as little as possible. I don’t want to be associated with any other demons.”

“Okay,” he whispered. He was trying to keep his happiness to a minimum. Jimin was just happy that you realized that being with him was the only option.

Originally posted by suga-com


Taehyung:

The tension between Taehyung and you was still thick but you tried to go back to normal life. You decided that in order to have a normal life, rules needed to be put in place.

“Rule one, I want to be informed on what you will be doing regarding your demon stuff. I just want to know incase something happens.” You gulped down your fear and he motioned for you to continue. He was being surprisingly serious about it which actually made it easier for you to talk about the things you wanted to happen. And things you didn’t want to happen.

Originally posted by bangtanbighit

Jugnkook:

“Are you going to talk to me?” Jungkook asked. You just stared at him. You haven’t spoken a word to him since he got into the fight with the guy at the bar. It’s been around a week and you have been thinking.

You took a deep breath and began to talk. “Look, in order for our relationship to work I’m going to need a few rules.”

“You act like I’m an animal or something. I don’t need rules.” He gave you a confused look. 

“Do you want to have a girlfriend?” You asked. He raised an eyebrow and nodded. His biggest fear was losing you so he shut up and listened. “Okay, I don’t want any angry outbursts from you. You can get mad and stuff. But no demon anger.”

He bit his lip to stop himself from smarting off and nodded.

“Good.”

Originally posted by bwibelle

Headcanon: Class 1-A comes up with a sign-language only they can understand.

It’s pure fun at first, really. It’s not even planned to be a sign-language. Signs and gestures come up in class when Mina imitates Iida wild hand gestures one day and Sero immediately knows what she’s trying to say even when she didn’t say it verbally.

The class howls with laughter at first – even Iida smiles at his silly classmates, knowing that they’re not trying to make fun of him, just having fun.

From then on, it kind of continues fluently. For days, Class 1-A imitates Iida’s gesturing, finding it funny that simple gestures can mean so much and be understood so well. Over time, there come gestures and signs up that Iida didn’t use. It’s a mixture of gestures everyone knows – flipping someone off is something that originates from Bakugou, and the thumps-up to say “okay” comes from both All Might and Izuku  - and others that just get invented along the way.

It’s Izuku who first notices that this could be an actual sign-language. He notices it while observing his classmates, and he starts thinking about using it for training, since they all train together. When he proposes that to his friends, their all for it.

The more enthusiastic ones like Mina, Kirishima and Tooru are out of their minds with giddiness, instantly wanting to add new gestures and “Let us help, too, Mido-chan!”. Tooru likes the idea that, since her facial expressions are not visible to her friends, she at least could express herself non-verbally by gestures.

The more quieter and rational thinking peers like Todoroki, Iida, Momo and even Bakugou have to agree that this could be useful at some point. It would give them an option to communicate fast and over some distances during battles, and on top of that, the opponents couldn’t understand them.

From there on out, Class 1-A spends most of their free time to design their own sign-language. They come up with signs that mean single words, and some that carry a whole sentence as a message. Izuku is the one who writes everything down in his notes, but all twenty students help to add to their new language.

With all their combined effort, it doesn’t take long for them to have a working, unique language. And before you know it, the kids are communicating in sign-language, not only during fights, but also at the dorms.

Toshinori and Aizawa are quite confused when they first witness the students signing something to each other, hands moving at high-speed, before they nod at each other as if they had just agreed on something. Aizawa wants to observe further, but Toshinori is faster and just straight out asks the children what is going on here.

Of course, his students are delighted to include their teachers in this, and they explain in detail how they came up with their own language and how it works. Toshinori is excited about it, immediately asking if he could learn it, too. Aizawa grumbles a bit about his colleague being a big child, but he confesses that he is interested in learning, too.

It doesn’t take long until class 1-A plus teachers are able to communicate non-verbally and easily with each other. Their opponents doesn’t stand a chance in any following teamfights anymore, since the teamwork between the members in this class is almost too perfect.

But the sign-language is also quite nice to use in their free time, for example, let’s say, during an exam (which is not observed by Aizawa or Toshinori):

Momo? First question?

Number 2 is the right one

Thank you!

Stop fucking cheating, guys.

It’s teamwork, buddy.

Kacchan, you just helped Kirishima-kun?

That’s not cheating, that’s tutoring. Hair-for-Brain sucks at studying.

Like you too, man. Like you too.

Sensei is coming over, stop signing!

Holidays are the best because Tome gets to do what she loves in pajamas, at home: laze around and game <3

For @friendbot as my part of the Mob Psycho 100 Holiday Gift Exchange 2016! I hope you like it and have a happy and peaceful winter! @christmas-shou

okay i usually dont talk about this kind of topics but do you really think jonghyun did that to annoy and disappoint his fans? do you think that if he’d known he was gonna get this feedback he would have done it? i mean if you think jjong is that mean, why are you even stanning shinee? why are you a shawol if you think jonghyun is such a bad person? 

it’s funny how people say you need to educate others so that they won’t do things like these, but if it’s an idol we’re talking about they’re already completely educated and they know about everything. just so you guys know, human beings NEVER stop learning, they learn new things everyday until they die. jonghyun learnt about that today and i’m sure he won’t do it ever again. 

he is an idol, but above everything he is an human being like you and like me. doing something wrong not knowing it is, is as bad as not educating someone to make sure they wont do it again. 

My 1st Organic Chemistry Professor

Because, like my classical mythology prof, she’s great.

“Salt and water are like me and Justin Timberlake. If I get close enough to Justin, you’re not getting me off of him alone, like two ions. But if Justin has about 12 bodyguards that surround me, whether I like it or not, I won’t be with Justin.”

“Atoms just have a lot of feelings, okay?”

“Alright, so the hybrid looks kind of like a fat balloon.”

“So you’re gonna be drawing things again that don’t exist today, and I know, you’re probably thinking, ‘Stop doing that!’”

“Heaven forbid a man do something and not name it after himself.”

“It’s like me and Justin Timberlake, we’re super attracted to each other. Don’t doubt that, it’s true.”

“This is the only time I’m going to say that in order to solve the problem, you need to first drop some acid. Otherwise, doing acid isn’t a solution, it’s a problem.”