okay this is just weird

Infinite/Sonic Fanfic (SFW)

Sonic was sick of the red haze that surrounded him from all sides. He didn’t know how long he’d been trapped in Eggman’s base, but he knew that it was too long. He would’ve been able to spindash his way out of the room under normal circumstances, but with the red aura surrounding every inch of the wall, it was impossible. 

Giving up in body but not in spirit, he’d resolved to sitting slouched against the wall, staring hard at nothing in muted anger. He should be helping his friends. He should be saving his world from Eggman. But he was trapped here, like some prisoner. 

His green eyes shifted as he caught a flit of movement in his peripheral. He watched as the air in front of him grew distorted and the shape of Infinite slowly appeared. Sonic stood up, ready to defend himself should Infinite attack. 

“Interesting,” Infinite said from behind his mask, his voice dark and contorted. “Even after I take you prisoner and leave you here, forgotten and alone, you still continue to believe you have a fighting chance.”

Sonic only kept his eyes focused on the mysterious thing before him, anticipating Infinite to strike out at any moment. He wouldn’t let his guard down. 

Infinite chuckled and slowly floated closer to Sonic. “You are afraid. I can smell it. Allow me to help you.” He raised a hand toward the hedgehog. Sonic felt something both hot and cold rip cleanly through his head. Somewhere, in the back of his mind, he registered that Infinite was toying with his head again. Everything seemed to slow down and he could hear his breathing in his ears. The world around him felt heavy and lightweight all at the same time. It unnerved him, but he couldn’t find it within him to be unnerved. It was as if Infinite had reached into his mind with ghostly fingers and stolen his fear and attentiveness. 

He was vaguely aware of his body falling toward the floor and something sure and strong catching him delicately, but his consciousness – or what little was left of it – didn’t understand what was really happening until he opened his eyes again much later. He found himself in the throes of an elegant waltz, with Infinite leading and gracefully pulling Sonic to and fro. 

Sonic’s first thought was to simply get away, but he found that he couldn’t. Infinite had a firm hold on him in his twisted hallucination, where he could faintly hear a melancholy tune playing from somewhere far off. He was spun elegantly, Infinite’s hands in his – not hard enough to stifle the dance, but firm enough to indicate that he was in command. 

“You are… worth fighting,” Infinite said slowly. “Not formidable or equal. But you do not seem to be deterred, even in your predicament.”

“Let go,” Sonic demanded. 

“I can sense it in you,” Infinite continued, completely ignoring Sonic’s words. “Fire. Strength. Light. Even with those, you will not win. But you will try. And that makes it all the more fun.”

The hallucination was beginning to unravel. The dainty music from somewhere far off had become nothing more than static and Infinite suddenly stopped. Sonic felt himself regaining control of his limbs and his mind, but Infinite was, once again, faster. With a wave of his hand over Sonic’s face, the hedgehog’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as he slumped over and began to fade into unconsciousness. Infinite caught him with ease and leaned down to whisper into his ear. 

“Try, little blue savior. I will not be disappointed.”

You know what I find funny? That there was a point in time where you had a best friend and you literally told them everything and now they don’t even text you to see if you’re okay or even text you period. It’s just weird how time changes things.

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

okay yeah, so i changed the dialogue because space but. u all kno this fic

@sir-scandalous listen,,,, this started out as some aesthetic piece (which was supposed to be a gif but bad things like to happen to me) but as soon as i drew the tablet it reminded me of you and your freaking godly talent of finger drawing so i had to change it to you. also a ton of people have drawn you so why not jump in on that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“No, really, don’t force it…”

What if this had been his first smile?

Either way… Can you imagine what their family photos must’ve looked like before Fresh started wearing sunglasses and getting good at putting on smiles? Pictures of everyone else smiling, but in every single one, Fresh has the same blank stare…

What if… sarcasm was a human invention? and no aliens have ever heard of a language where words mean the opposite of their definition? and like there’s a part of the alien guidebook for How To Handle The Irrational and Irresponsible Humans that warns that “one must pay careful attention to the tone of a human’s voice because sometimes they will say they are ‘FUCKING FINE, NEVER BEEN BETTER!’ when they are not, in fact, ‘fine’.”

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@taylorswift,

okay HUN ..now that I have your attention… IF YOU REMEMBER ME, a follow back would be greatly appreciated since ya girls tumblr was deleted last year okay? Love ya sis 😘 (PS I CANT STOP VIBIN TO …RFI? AND LWYMMD… idk if I can love this album more than I already do at this point❤️🔥)

You know? Do you realize how weird it would be to explain FANDOMS to an Alien? For example “Human? Why are you staring at a statue of what you call an angel?” “Not taking any chances Greg.” or “Why did you paint smiley faces on the wall in yellow paint?” “I have my reasons Greg.” and even “Human! Why is there salt on the floor everywhere?!” “You’ll thank me later Greg.” So yeah, us fangirls and fanboys can do some pretty weird stuff. And I haven’t even gotten into cosplay, collections, ship wars, and Tumblr.

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Emma & Audrey + being compared to canon couples [👀]

anonymous asked:

okay this is just a weird thought, but with your henry, i always imagine him saying "oh my god" like bob from bob's burgers? especially when he's like running away from bendy. this was funnier in my head honestly lmao

THATS PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINE HENRY TBH

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here comes M-O 

yeah he has a design sheet

he doesnt get paid enough for the things he has to deal with. and by not enough I mean not at all. somebody bring him to somewhere he can slack off a bit

anonymous asked:

Lis! Would you mind combining your fics (longshot, wips, one shots) and their artwork/links/bio in one post?

Dance to the Distortion

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 10/10

Words: 97K

SummaryLouis accidentally breaks Harry’s camera lens and in order to get it fixed, they decide to participate in a romantic couples study. The only issue is that they are not actually couple. Well that and the fact they cannot stand each other. 

The Night Sky is Changing Overhead

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 11/11

Words: 124,832

Summary : Harry is a tattoo artist, Louis is a drama professor, and they meet when Louis steals Harry’s coffee order.

Resist Everything Except Temptation

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 10/10

Words: 100,118

Summary : Louis is the commodore’s son who is forced to become a part of Harry’s crew when gets captured.

For Doves and Sparrows

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/10

Words: 6,644/100k (roughly)

Summary : Sequel to Resist Everything Except Temptation  One year later. A pirate with a gluttonous thirst for vengeance, set’s their sights on Captain Styles’ little dove, Louis Tomlinson.  

Chasing Empty Spaces

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 10/10

Words:  79,028

Summary : The year is 1934 and Harry Styles was to inherent the largest tobacco firm in the south. His parents have picked out the “perfect” girl for him to marry and he has the privilege of receiving the highest education possible. The problem was, Harry hadn’t realized he didn’t actually want any part of that future until he met a mechanic named, Louis Tomlinson.

Laced With Starlight

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/10

Words: 5k/80k (roughly)

Summary : Ever since the moon made her first ascent into the oblivion of the sky, the truths of the world had been inscribed with opalescent starlight. Along every constellation, there were tales of Gods and Goddesses alike. Each star beheld a stake of history, stories filled with lust, gluttony, and at times, adoration. Towards the left of Pluto, Louis’ story would be adorned by the same brilliant light. It was the truth of the god of mischief, son of the underworld.  

Boys Fall Like Dominoes

Words: 6,782

Summary : Harry slips into an early heat while riding the tube. Naturally, that’s when he meets Louis.

Looking In The Dark

Words: 7,085

Summary: Part two to the mini-a/b/o series, Boys Fall Like Dominoes

Call Me Shallow But I’m Only Getting Deeper

Words: 7,367

Summary : The one where Louis is a brat so Harry spanks him with a riding crop.

Worlds Away

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 7,276

Summary: Astronaut au where Louis is staying on the international space station and Harry is on earth working ground control and he and Louis have really quiet late night chats after most of the workers are gone and get to know each other in the biggest long distance relationship u could ever have…then eventually Louis comes back to earth and they have a beautiful meeting

Judge’s Favorite

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 3,736

Summary : Louis is a judge on The Voice UK and Harry is promoting his single, so he pretends to audition. None of the judges know, especially Louis, who thinks that he is in Paris doing promotional work.

RUSH CRUSH

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words:  7,212

Summary : “Anonymous: Okay so. In sororities when you’re adding new sisters it’s called rush and during rush you can have a “rush crush” which is basically just a girl that you like a lot as a person and you hope they end up in your sorority etc but basically I need a fic where Louis, as an already existing sorority girl, takes rush crush a little too seriously.”

Your Silhouette Over Me

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words : 6,823

Summary : The one where Louis went out one night after work, wanting to get laid, and then ended up meeting a bartender named Harry Styles.