okay this is just weird

Surface Tension [EruRi]

Erwin takes an extended holiday back to the seaside cottage where he grew up. [Mermaid AU Rated Mature/Explicit, Ao3] ~7k


Part I: Ripple 


Erwin remembered tales fishwives had spun about riptides when he was little, but the insistent tugging, the tearing at his heavy clothing from all sides wasn’t at all what he had imagined.  He wondered if this was what had happened to the swimmer.


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when ppl send rude anonymous messages do you just… expect it to get answered like its 2012 n everyone will white knight the recipient. is that how u get ur attention or do u jack off to the thought of someone getting real caught up on a message that just says “kill yourself” 

okay yeah, so i changed the dialogue because space but. u all kno this fic

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

What if… sarcasm was a human invention? and no aliens have ever heard of a language where words mean the opposite of their definition? and like there’s a part of the alien guidebook for How To Handle The Irrational and Irresponsible Humans that warns that “one must pay careful attention to the tone of a human’s voice because sometimes they will say they are ‘FUCKING FINE, NEVER BEEN BETTER!’ when they are not, in fact, ‘fine’.”

underneath every personality trait ive stolen, under every faked opinion to get you to love me, im nothing

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Emma & Audrey + being compared to canon couples [👀]

Coming June 10th!

Liminal Summer is a queer rom-com about life after graduation. Meg and Nick, two recent college grads, struggle to find love (and adult-worthy employment) while living in Meg’s parents’ basement. The plan? To help each other get together with their crushes before the summer comes to a close.

Unfortunately, real life’s a lot more complicated than it looked in Say Anything.

Liminal Summer is brought to you by Arsenic Martini Productions. It is an indie webseries, and will air Wednesdays and Saturdays starting on June 10th. Our current tags for this series are #liminal summer and #lsseries

hi, i am back with merman!jimin. SWAMP MERMAN IS MY SHIT

also flat brushes are nice to do digitally bc it easy but someone teach me to paint with round brush pls, i am so bad at this