If y’all are not reading the wonderful Prompto’s Adventures with Celebrity Dating featuring @destatree amazing writing, then y’all are not living! Best. Promptis fic. ever.
It started out as a joke idea between us, with a bunch of messages and texts back and forth on how ridiculous it can get, to something the that’s grown into one of my prides and joys! I’m going to be going back on he chapters to illustrate small parts of it once more to fit the aesthetic that I’ve draw as shown above!
I’m serious when I saw you guys NEED to read this fic! She’s put so much time and effort into it, not just for me, but for her small community too!
So show her some love and enjoy the ridiculous story along side me!
Panels illustrate part one that can be read here and on AO3 here!
the chicago d**e march antisemitism nonsense is So disheartening its just. a culmination of everything ive ever been uncomfortable with about antisemitism in the left masquerading as antizionism. WHY do people hate jews so much. why do people who advocate for the hated hate jews specifically. why are jews So Perpetually Unwelcome. whys the understanding of zionism in modern jewish culture so limited that it’s assumed that every jew is complicit in palestinian genocide. WHY are we no less unwelcome to gentiles than we were 60 years ago/1000 years ago. why aren’t you interested in understanding.
do we not write enough books in our own defense? do we not examine it enough in ways gentiles can understand??? why do we have to crack it open for you i thought we were above expecting that from marginalized groups. literally What Did We, Collectively, do to deserve this level of ignorance and cruelty.. it’s so tremendously hurtful
ive met SO many gentile leftists who are aggressively antizionist and they know all about the conflict and the racism inherent in the ideology, but they have NO IDEA about how it’s presented in modern day jewish families and education. it’s very insidious and pervasive and it’s insulated within the community so if you’re jewish, it’s never been presented to you like some sort of white supremacist manifesto. but they don’t care!!!! because they hate jews
“…and no drinking!” ordered julian sternly, though everyone just laughed. livvy ran straight for the bar, dru excitedly skipping behind her. emma gave julian a look as if to say what did you expect? julian just smiled in return as emma took his wrist and pulled him to the bar. ty glanced at kit as kit grinned devilishly and grabbed his hand, running to the bar.
the LA institute was invited to one of magnus’ parties in new york, so there they were (except tavvy, who was left with diana at the institute), excited because magnus’ parties was always a good time.
kit got two pale purple drinks, which ty questioned.
“they’re safe, don’t worry,” said magnus, leaning between kit and ty. his chest was bare and only wore sparkly red pants. “drink up, young lovers.”
“we don’t follow mundane laws,” grinned magnus, winking at kit.
and so they drank. well, kit did.
nine drinks later, kit was a hot drunken mess, arms linked around ty’s shoulders as ty walked around, trying to find livvy, or somewhere to sit. “where the hell is she?” whispered ty, though he could have yelled it and not have been heard because magnus’ party sounded like heavy metal.
“shhh,” hushed kit, pressed a finger to ty’s lips. “no swearing.”
ty rolled his eyes and pressed a kiss to kit’s finger and kit buried his face into the nook of ty’s neck, flustered.
kit’s legs totally gave out, dragging on magnus’ floor as ty pulled kit around. he sighed an aggravated sigh before murmuring, “you know what?” and pulled kit onto his back. a piggyback, the mundanes would call it.
kit laughed and wrapped his arms around ty’s shoulders. “you’re cute,” kit said in ty’s ear. “we should go out sometime.”
ty laughed at that, teeth showing and everything. livvy noticed from a distance and snapped a few pictures of them on her phone, two young lovers walking through a busy crowd of happy people.
“but really,” whispered kit, voice dropping. “i’ll take you out. wherever you want, babe.”
“tempting, but maybe i’ll pass,” smiled ty. “just sit down please, my love.”
he plopped kit down on a velvety sofa, who giggled and tugged on ty’s grey sweatshirt. he pulled hard enough for ty to fall on top of kit.
“‘my love?’ that’s cute. you’re cute. no, you’re hot,” rambled kit, pulling ty in close by his waist. “very hot,” whispered kit. ty felt himself redden.
“you’re a flirty drunk, aren’t you?” asked ty, moving so that his long legs covered in black skinny jeans was draped over kit’s lap. though he leaned close to kit.
“on a scale from one to ten, you’re a nine and i’m the one you need,” giggled kit. ty snorted and fixed kit’s messy hair. ty noticed kit blush and look into his lap, shy from ty’s face being so close to kit’s.
“let me take you out,” pouted kit. ty sighed and held kit’s hands in kit’s lap. “kit. we, you and i, are dating. you already took me out four months ago.”
“we are?” ty nodded. kit smiled and leaned close to ty’s face. “and how did i manage to get someone like you date to date someone like me?” he asked in a low voice. ty smiled and quickly gave kit a kiss.
“i like you. i love you, really. you’re cute- and funny when you’re drunk.”
“i think i love you too,” slurred kit, grinning. he rested his hands on ty’s legs.
“that’s a relief,” chuckled ty. he ran his hands through kit’s hair in a pattern.
and if someone from the party was to look at magnus’ velvet sofa, they would see an intoxicated blond boy falling in love all over again with a boy with dark hair, his legs across his lap. his back arched to be close to the blond, to run his slender fingers through his hair while the blond stares at him, eyes full of love.
and of course, ty took care of kit when he dealt with his first hangover the next day.
It’s okay to like girls. It’s okay to be crazy about them and to dream about kissing them. It’s okay to want to have sex with them, you are not a fetish. It’s okay to stop dead in your tracks when you see a beautiful girl and your mind goes blank because holy heck you’re so gay. It’s okay to have crushes on girls and to want to be with them. Sometimes, coming to terms with your sexuality is hard; it’s a process. Take your time.