okay that's enough from this comic~

if big hero 6 had a gag reel, part 3
  • Fred: *offscreen* W-what the--I can't open up the suit! Okay! Which of you put superglue on my suit again?!
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  • Baymax: *tries his rocket fist; an explosion happens and he is sent flying backwards while his fist falls to the ground* Oh no.
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  • Abigail: Well, we all invited them here. Might as well give them a show. And I don't mean the one we usually put on when we're in bed. *blinks* Wait, what--
  • Callaghan: ...Damn it, Krei, were you sneaking things into Abby's script again?
  • Krei: *whistles*
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  • Hiro: Let's get you back onto your charging station--
  • *as he places Baymax on it, a power outage happens*
  • Hiro: ...Well, this shoot's postponed until later, then.
  • Baymax: Baaaaby hairy--baaaaaby hairyyyyyy.....
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  • Wasabi: I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. One--time! *punches door, but it quickly swings back and smacks him hard on his face*
  • Fred: *offscreen, holding back laughter* How's about a new nickname, then? Involving doors this time?
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  • *after shooting*
  • Krei: *sitting by Abigail's stretcher* Too bad we don't have a makeout scene, huh, Abby?
  • Callaghan: *offscreen* Not on my watch, creep.
  • Abby: It's a PG-13 film, Krei; do you want Disney to have their first animated film that's rated R?
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  • Hiro: Baymax, destroy. *pulls away chip and throws it away*
  • Baymax: *optics go red, then turns into flashing strobe lights as rave music plays from his chest*
  • Everyone: ...
  • Gogo: Y'know, the only thing missing is if his rocket fist shoots out confetti--
  • Baymax: *shoots out confetti from his fist*
  • Gogo: ...okay then.
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  • Hiro: *is reading a comic book with a questionable cover that Fred gave him*
  • Fred: *pops up* That's-- *gasps, snatches it away from him* YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!
  • Hiro: Not my fault you just snatched whatever comic you could find!
  • Tadashi: *offscreen, actually on the director's chair* Fred, I'm gonna kill you for that.
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  • Gogo: *throws a disc towards Yokai, it decaptitates what is now revealed as a test dummy dressed up as Yokai*
  • Yokai: *standing beside Gogo* Good thing that wasn't me.
  • Gogo: Nah, I think your skull's thick enough to withstand the blow.
  • Yokai: I don't know whether to be flattered by that...
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  • Gogo: *in the middle of driving the car away from Yokai when the car slows down, grinding to a halt, while Yokai himself stops going after them, confused* What the...
  • Wasabi: Oh...I thought I had this thing refilled before we started shooting...
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  • Hiro: *reaches for the nursing chip in Baymax's armored fist when the hand closes on his* Wh-wha-what-- *tries pulling it out, but is stuck*
  • Tadashi: *offscreen, laughing his head off, holding a remote that controls the armored fist* Got you good there, didn't you, bro?
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  • Fred: *in his suit, tries to run, but is stuck* Seriously?! You guys put superglue on the suit again?!
  • Wasabi: *snickers while stuffing the tube of superglue away in his pocket*
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  • *The group are in the destroyed portal room, and Hiro heads for the control station, and notices the giant screen with the Silent Sparrow logo on it. He presses a button and a video of Krei and Abby in a bedroom plays instead.*
  • Baymax: Oh no.
  • Honey: Oh my god--
  • Fred: *instinctively covers Hiro's eyes*
  • Wasabi: I'm pretty sure this isn't in the script...
  • Gogo: Are you kidding me...?
  • Krei: *offscreen* Oh, sorry! I was downloading my files to my hard drive there.
  • Callaghan and Abby: *offscreen* Seriously, Krei?
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  • *the tenth take of the scene*
  • Tadashi: Welcome to nerd school, nerd.
  • Hiro: *bursts into laughter*
  • Tadashi: What the heck, Hiro, why are you laughing this time?
  • Hiro: *snorts* I-I just remembered how you made that same face with Gogo, trying to flirt with her, and--
  • Tadashi: *smacks him upside the head* Bonehead.
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  • Hiro: Megabot, destroy.
  • Megabot: *his face switches to a trollface*
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  • Yokai: *gestures for the microbots to throw Wasabi away, but the microbots stay in place* What the...
  • Wasabi: *holds up a tube of superglue* Who knew these worked on microbots too?
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  • Tadashi: This is Tadashi Hamada, and is the 29th test.
  • Baymax: *starts playing dubstep*
  • Tadashi: *steps back and starts breakdancing to hell, but then crashing into his toolbox, then staggers to his feet* Good thing this isn't going to be shown in the film...
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  • Krei: *backstage, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts* Why can't they make my character wear this every time? I mean, other executives do this; have you seen that Lasseter guy?
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  • Baymax: *waddles out of Tadashi's side of the room, then over to Hiro, waving his hand* Hola. Soy Baymax. Su compañero de la salud personal.
  • Hiro: H-hey-- *blinks* Did Tadashi include a multilanguage feature in you too?
  • Baymax: Instructus sum cum lv ut interpellatio linguis omnium corporis erant. (I am equipped with fifty different languages to suit everyone's personal needs.)
  • Tadashi: *offscreen* Whoops, I forgot to turn that off, sorry...
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  • Baymax: My hands are equipped with defibrillators. Clear. *the defibs crackle and explode*
  • Hiro: *genuinely terrified* NOW I REALLY DON'T WANT DEFIBS ON ME--
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  • Tadashi: *in the 84th test video* That's all for now. I am satisfied with my care. *video stops*
  • Hiro: *tearfully reaches out to hold the screen, but then the screen flickers*
  • Tadashi: Hey, knucklehead. Getting better at crying, are we? *waves at the camera* Don't worry, this is a live feed; I'm far from dead, okay?
  • Hiro: *chuckles* That he is, yeah.