okay someone stop me

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’ll kill you in real life, kevin”

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”
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That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

Dazatsu Week 2017- Day Four: Free Day

So I made this for the Dazatsu Week: Sleeping Atsushi with Dazai, and I’m super late T-T but here is my entry anyway.

Oh and a bonus!!

BONUS:

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The Crispy boy is done. HIS BOYFRIEND’S NEXT.

🗣 OUR 🗣 BOY 🗣 KENTA 🗣 IS 🗣 FINALLY 🗣 DEBUTING 🗣 ON 🗣 SEPTEMBER 🗣 10TH 🗣

😫✍️👅🚫💯📢😎👏☠️😜💸  MARK YOUR CALENDARS RIGHT NOW ✍️📅💦 SET UP REMINDERS 📣📝⛔️ A COUNTDOWN 🗓💯⏰ AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO REMIND YOU THAT ⚠️📛 SEPTEMBER 10TH ❗️📌 IS REALLY IMPORTANT 💢❗️ WE ARE POPPING CHAMPAGNE ON THIS FINE WEDNESDAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 📣🍾❗️👀✔️🤧🚫😫🙌🗓✍️💎📝🍸

(JBJ) 🕳    🏃 (me)

Headcanon that Fidds Sits like Me™