“So while I was in hospital, I somehow managed to stumble upon a list of 21 baby names voted the worst of 2016 so far; and while most were absolutely horrid, there was one I actually sort of liked… Did you know someone’s actually called their child ‘Gotham’, like from Batman? How much do you want to bet they did that just so in the middle of the night when their baby cried, they could turn to their partner and say ‘Gotham needs you…’?
Okay so Beyonce calling out Jay Z has reminded me of one of my favorite classic hollywood stories:
Debbie Reynolds was married to Eddie Fisher, and her best friend was Elizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth Taylor’s husband died, and eventually, Taylor and Fisher started sleeping together. So Debbie Reynolds called a hotel, expecting to get Elizabeth Taylor and instead her husband picks up the phone. Her response was to calmly tell him, “Roll over, darling and let me speak to Elizabeth.”
After Eddie Fisher begged her for a divorce, Debbie Reynolds gave it to him, but only after warning him that Elizabeth Taylor would leave him in 18 months. Which she did, for Richard Burton.
Debbie Reynolds went on to forgive Elizabeth Taylor years later, and has publicly stated that the men she has married have all been “idiots” and has said “I don’t waste money on men any more.”
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