okay so if this was a movie

Guys, we all know this is going to be animated next week right

Sasuke prepare yourself, you do know what will happen if sakura finds out you tried to kill your own daughter LOL hahaha

These expressions of sasuke, the pain, hurt and regret you can clearly see.

And guys the flashback, 

I think we’re expecting some more flashbacks (only a few i think will be added, but dont get your hopes high, okay? :D) to be added, here’s the summary:

And another eyesmex for sasusaku, you do realized this will be their FIRST INTERACTION as husband and wife ever since the boruto movie.

TEAM 7 BADASS MOMENT YEAAAHH, miss this so much

And behold, scary mamakura when she’s mad. Mom’s really are scary when they are mad so u better not mess with them

Sasuke protecting his beloved princess sarada

And lastly, LOL hahah Shin’s face after being punched by sakura in the stomach.

This will be me and my friends reaction next week after watching the ep, we decided to watch it in my house and gonna have a sleep over. hahaha

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I see a lot of posts saying that the only reason people don’t ship Jane and Carlos is because too many people are obsessed with Jaylos, but that’s not accurate.

(At least, not entirely. There are some fans who are just to into Jaylos to consider the boys with anyone else.)

First, Carlos and Jane have no interaction in the first movie. This is something many people have pointed out, so I’m not spending time on it.

Second, one of the only scenes they are in together is when Jane bullies Mal with Audrey. I can’t see Carlos, the guy who says “we’re family” in the second movie, to be okay with someone who treated his friend like that. Granted, there’s several months between the two films and Jane and Mal are on good terms after the end of the first, so maybe Carlos forgives her too.

Third, Jane shows no interest in Carlos in the second movie, like at all! It’s always Carlos who is trying to talk with her, it’s Carlos who is nervous and awkward around her. Jane always talks to him as a friend and Carlos has to ask her three times to be his date to cotillion before she understands it.

Last, there’s no chemistry between them. Carlos is a boy from a traumatizing island, an abusive mother with a passion for dogs, technology and building, a small genius. Jane is a girl who struggles with her confidence and her relationship with her mother, in the process of learning her own magical abilities and how to love herself. Still, they both have self-esteem issues and that’s never a good foundation for a healthy relationship.

Now, with more effort in the writing and more character development, they could have been cute and believable! They could have built each other up, bonded over how involved they are in extra curricular activities (Carlos in tourney and roar, Jane as mascot and cheerleader).

But that didn’t happen. Little interaction, little chemistry and a one-sided romance is their relationship.

I think it would have been beautiful and educational for Carlos to ask Jane out and have her turn him down gently. It would be a perfect scene to show that just because you like someone, doesn’t mean they like you back. It could have taught kids how to handle rejection, how to be kind when turning someone down, how to be friends after it all.

Now if you want to ship these two cuties, go ahead! Write a dozen fanfics and make fanart and head canons and love Carlos and Jane being together!

But don’t say that the only reason people don’t ship them is because of Jaylos. There are many more reasons why people are upset with the relationship Jane and Carlos have.

okay so i been thinkin (i been thinkin) bout a college!rhink scene where gregg’s out for the night and leaves rhett lonely and bored on the living room couch watching a movie, lights dimmed, half-full beer in hand. he’s not mopey or anything, he’s kinda just having his night, albeit alone, the TV giving off flashes of color against the couch and back wall, the college posters and young guy paraphernalia that litters the space. his eyes are glassy, gritty in that tired college student way, and he blinks slow into the light. he leans back and stretches out on the couch, taking another sip of warm beer, when link pads into the room.

“hey,” link says, looking ruffled in a long baby blue t-shirt and boxer shorts. it’s well past midnight, dark as the dickens, and rhett assumed link had been asleep. he must have been, actually, as he comes over now, yawning. he sits beside rhett on the couch and pulls his legs up. he smells like toothpaste and the musk of his bedroom, body warm in his pajamas, soft and close. “whatcha watchin’?”

rhett’s fingers twitch to touch, so he shoves his hand between his thighs to keep it still. “don’t know,” he says, tipping the bottle back, “can’t sleep.” he turns his eyes back on the screen (a busty woman is glowering at pair of lovers, absolutely enthralling) but can feel link’s gaze prickling up his neck. it’s interesting that link’s presence can ground him and set him tense at the same time. they say proximity is the most powerful aphrodisiac, anyway. 

lovely and peaceful beside him, link asks, “can i join you?” in a soft, husky voice. it warms rhett’s core and he shrugs, passing the bottle over. link takes it without a word and swallows a sip, holding onto it as the commercial fades and the program returns. they spend the next stretch between commercials (and then some after) sitting close and quiet in the dark, watching contentedly. 

link finishes off that bottle but rhett doesn’t feel like drinking another, so he just stretches again and drapes his arm across the back of the couch. link, incredibly, shifts into it, just a little closer, almost as if they weren’t two roommates sitting on the couch watching TV together, but two roommates sitting on the couch watching TV together. rhett swallows thick and tries not to read too much into it. however, as the program goes on, link twitches the barest hint of movement to get closer to rhett, eventually pressing right up to his side, head on his shoulder. 

rhett doesn’t know how this has happened, but he doesn’t mind it, and lets the comfortable night lead him to drop his hand down around link and into his waist. rhett decides his hand has never felt so good, there in the dip of link’s side. link snuggles closer, apparent this time. rhett’s heartbeat spikes, and suddenly its rhythm and the TV are all he can hear. link presses closer and, adding to the silence, gives a little moan. rhett pretends it’s a satisfied hum, goes hot at hearing it, does nothing but keep his hand on link’s waist, eyes on the screen.

when gregg comes home around two in the morning, thoroughly fucked out of his mind (that guy on the football team goes hard in everything, it seems), he finds rhett and link on the couch, curled up like lovers with a spanish drama on TV, rhett’s arm ‘round link and link wormed into him, both of them quick asleep and wearing matching smirks. gregg turns off the TV and lets them dream.

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WELSH FUTURE TENSE SUCKS AND COMMANDS ARE ALSO…

MY HEADCANON OKAY

So. Again, we have to see how the movie handles it, but as it stands, it doesn’t make sense to me. Did Eggsy ignore Harry’s words?

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No, not THOSE words … the time where he said a gentleman’s name should appear in the paper only three times: when he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies.

Now, tell me this: do we REALLY think taking up with royalty will keep Eggsy out of the papers? Especially since she seems to be shacking up with him in a different country from her own? It doesn’t make sense to me. Again, maybe KGC will address this, but for the time being, bear with me. I’m not anti-Tilde, I just don’t get it (though I’m glad they haven’t forced Roxy to be Eggsy’s girlfriend! BroTP for life!).

He’s probably going to be on the paps’ radar for this, thus getting both his name and face out there a lot. Not good for a gentleman or a spy, amirite? Plus, suppose they do actually get married and there isn’t a Bond-esque Tilde-murder, what then? Eggsy gives up the glamourous spy life to go to Sweden and be, what, a stay-at-home prince consort? I just don’t get it.

So here’s my headcanon: Tilde lost her lover in V-Day, as did Eggsy, obviously. The sex at first was just a way to cope with these losses. But it wasn’t that bad, and while the world’s still a mess, they keep at it. It’s a hole-filler job–no pun intended. They meet up, fuck, commiserate over their lost loves. It works for them.

But then her parents get involved. Who’s this boy she’s been seeing? So Tilde lies, says she loves Eggsy (which she does! Just … not that way), and before they know it, a wedding’s being planned. In this post-V-Day world, things move quickly, or so it now seems to Eggsy. Maybe it’s just the panic at being tied down, or fear of marrying Tilde.

He’s almost relieved when he finds out he needs to go save the world again, after the shop and HQ are blown to bits. He makes his excuses to Tilde and her parents (Tilde knows about him, obviously, and just wants him to come home safe).

And when he sees Harry again …

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He tells Tilde, because he can’t tell Roxy or Merlin. He thought he was … not over Harry, but that he’d be happy without him, eventually.

Tilde is supportive, but her parents are adamant about this wedding. They can’t tell them the wedding’s off because Eggsy loves another man. Planning continues, and Eggsy tries to content himself knowing that Harry’s in his life again at all. The world is saved, with little time to spare.

Nobody expects Eggsy to walk down the aisle to see Harry waiting at the end for him.

okay i am gonna watch the three-hour-long scorsese priests movie but i’m gonna do my laundry during so i can at least say i did something productive today

“its ur one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattans elite” - hey whaddup its your girl priscilla, ive been eyeing this rp and i finally joined and ive kinda had loTS of muse because ive been watching so many robert de niro movies :) yk im bringing that gAng gANg shit up in here so if u wanna plot just like this - “whos gossip girl, thats a secret i’ll never tell. u know u love me, xoxo gossip girl” yALL I HATE MYSELF LMAO HOW DO I KNOW THE WHOLE ASS INTRO 

okay, so huang li jun, born and raised in the depths of hong kong. his father, the leader of the luen kung lok, is a known businessman. he is one of the smartest men alive. the only thing is, people dont know that he runs an organization made for making money, illegally. so, let’s say… gambling, hustling, dealing, prostitution, and etc. li jun doesn’t know who his mother is, just the fact that he had one. 

huang li jun was raised strict and raised with money. of course, he didn’t complain. the lovely teenager years, the girls were his favorite. he could have anyone at anytime and willingly too. he was cocky, arrogant, and he knew he was the total shit. nobody could top him, nobody could top his personality. when he wasn’t messing around with girls he was learning all about business with his father. he wanted to be his father. he wanted people to admire him the way they admired his father.

li jun grew up and soon his father was too old to continue leading the luen. so, he pronounced his son to be the leader. li jun was only in his early twenties when he was made the leader, he felt prepared. everything was on him and he was relied on to have everything go smoothly with trades and transactions. soon, he became just what he wanted to be. admired, respected, and feared. soon, he had to move to seoul, korea. he had to watch over a sub-group within the luen. he learned the language quick and easy. there may be a few mispronunciations but he’s still learning. 

okay, but real talk.

if there was actually a pride and prejudice (2005) discord server, would anyone actually join?

anonymous asked:

talk about ur favourite movie!!

my favourite movie is the bee movie, barry b benson is the sexiest man ive laid eye upon and i wish i was vanessa so bad omg!1!!1 im so jealous! xD Heres an exerpt from the film because it’s just too good!!!11! 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam?   - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up.   Looking sharp.   Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.   Sorry. I’m excited.   Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.   A perfect report card, all B’s.   Very proud.   Ma! I got a thing going here.   - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me!   - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye!   Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!   - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.   - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.   Never thought I’d make it.   Three days grade school, three days high school.   Those were awkward.   Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.   You did come back different.   - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.   - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.   - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going.   Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.   Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.   I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.   I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.   That’s why we don’t need vacations.   Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances.   - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!   - Bee-men. - Amen!   Hallelujah!   Students, faculty, distinguished bees,   please welcome Dean Buzzwell.   Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of…   …9:15.   That concludes our ceremonies.   And begins your career at Honex Industries!   Will we pick ourjob today?   I heard it’s just orientation.   Heads up! Here we go.   Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.   - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary.

I had a weird crack ship idea for Peter Parker/Marty McFly and honestly it’s just an excuse for my two fav movies to come together in a very gay way (and for me to project but WHATEVER), but I mean I already love the trans boy Spiderman headcanon so just consider:

-Marty is a huge dork so of course he’s gonna lose his SHIT when he finds out Peter is Spiderman okay
-Peter: “okay I gotta tell you something really weird but you have to promise not to be freaked out” Marty: “I got thrown into the past after Doc got shot and then my mom tried to bang me, trust me, I’ll be fine”
- Peter totally torments Marty with old jokes because they’re from two totally different generations
-conversely Marty 100% unironically complains about “back in my day things were simpler”

just….guys I’m never gonna get out of rarepair hell no matter the fandom am I?

Okay I’m just saying though the cast of the PP movies love each other and I think even the crew loves each other also so they’d probably be down to do a million more PP movies (I mean they’re getting paid to hang with people they love… just stick with me here) so I mean if this movie had like a record box office turn out and the most people ever showed up then PP4 couldn’t be out of the question completely and also it’d be a way to maybe possibly get more bechloe??


Moral of this rant is, everyone, if you can, go see PP3 in theaters. Don’t wait for DVD or to pirate it. That’s all.

anonymous asked:

I just realised I think you would love Daredevil just because of the sheer amount of injuries he gets then goes into work and blames it on him being clumsy bc he's blind. So like he'll get into this massive fight with like a gazillion people and come into work the next day and be like 'lol I didn't realise the stairs were there so I fell down them hahahah' there's one particular thing that happened that I'm thinking of but I won't say in case you want to watch it.

Okay, so I have this thing with Marvel shows. I don’t know it’s super weird, but I can’t get into them? I love love love Marvel movies, but I have trouble getting into the shows. But, I am wiling to give it another shot because of this ask! 

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I decided to become an artist when I was about your age. I liked to draw so much, I almost hated to go to bed. And then one day, all of a sudden, I couldn’t draw anything. Everything I drew, I didn’t like. I realized that my art up to then was a copy of someone else, things I had seen somewhere. I decided I had to discover my own style. It’s still difficult. But then, the results… They seem to be a little better than before. It’s nice to be a witch, isn’t it? I like the idea - to be a witch, to be an artist, to be a baker… It’s an energy bestowed by the gods or someone, right? Though thanks to it, we do have to suffer at times.

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."