okay roll call

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Tobias: Are you kidding me? Following me all the way to the party without being noticed? It’s called stalking! And it’s giving me creeps!

Lennon: Chill, I’m a party guy! All I wanted was to help you out as you’re my new friend. Just trust me, if you’re seen around me you’ll have a better chance to be liked by people.

Tobias: I’m not your friend, and you’re a loser. Go away.

Lennon: As you wish, Toby.

Tobias: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? You ruined the last living chance of me warming up to you by calling me that.

purely-joyful  asked:

I hear you've got some internet husbands. Who might they be? *nosey nosey*

Hi! Well they’re not really internet husbands so much as dream husbands. But okay lets do a roll call lol
1. David Bowie

Originally posted by pinkustation

He is so beautiful and is the sassiest MF ever! I love him so much! 

2. Adam Ant

Originally posted by 28monthslater

Because we all need the Dandy Highwayman. FACT.

3. Johnny Depp

Originally posted by depplovers

I’ll take a ride on his black pearl ;)

4. James Dean

Originally posted by dicaprio-diaries

I love love LOVE this speedser!

5. Charlie Chaplin

Originally posted by oldhollywoodcinema

The King of Comedy! Whats not to love?

6. Michael Jackson

Originally posted by beautifulmichaeljackson

I won’t stop til I get enough!

7. Cliff Richard

Originally posted by amovieintechnicolor

He is just such a darling!

8. Prince

Originally posted by heyitssahvannah

Only recently gotten into this stud but he’s still #MINE

9. Jim Carrey

Originally posted by catastrofe

I just really really love this guy okay?

10. Roger Daltrey

Originally posted by doktordyper

PERM as in I PERManently love him :)

11. Paul Nicholas

Originally posted by cunetamaldita

He is an underated cinnamon roll and I love him

Thanx for the ask! ^_^

okay hear me out, i wanted nice hair, but also fluffy ears, so you will pry fluffy hearth orlan from my cold dead hands

  • Atsushi: Okay, agency! Roll call, everyone! Director?
  • Fukuzawa: *snort*
  • Atsushi: Kunikida?
  • Kunikida: Roger.
  • Atsushi: Kenji?
  • Kenji: Present~
  • Atsushi: Dazai?
  • Dazai: Just tell me where to shoot~
  • Atsushi: Chuuya?
  • Chuuya: I’m ready.
  • Atsushi:
  • Atsushi: WAIT WHAT?? Chuuya?? What are you doing here? Don’t you like- hate the Agency?? Yeah, you work for the Port Mafia with Assholetagawa!! Why are you on our side now???
  • Dazai: *whispers* You look like you died or something.
  • Chuuya:
  • Chuuya: Don’t get me wrong. I hate the Armed Detective Agency.
  • Chuuya: But I HATE LOSING EVEN MORE.
  • Atsushi: …Kunikida? Are you okay with this?
  • Kunikida: …We’ve put aside our differences on the account that we both strongly hate the Guild.
  • Atsushi: Dazai? Kenji?
  • Dazai: Yeah, I’ll fight alongside the geezer again! Just like old times, hahaha~
  • Kenji: Forgive and forget. That’s what I always say.
  • Atsushi:
  • Atsushi: …Director, what about you? Didn’t the Mafia tear up our office not long ago? …What do you have to say about this?
  • Fukuzawa:
  • Fukuzawa: FUCK THE GUILD.

Harrison doesn’t remember partying with Carrie and the Rolling Stones during the filming of ESB.

On another note, I’d like to point out that he states he was the one living in Eric Idle’s house at the time despite the fact that Carrie stated multiple times that Eric Idle had rented the house to her. I’m just saying. Who’s right, who’s wrong, who’s hiding things?

More Paladins-with-Powers AU: Hunk Edition

Lance plays Darude’s “Sandstorm” every time Hunk walks into a room for a week after Hunk finally gets his own Paladin PowersTM and he starts learning to use them.

Lance also demands that they recreate the Guardian of the Sand vine, even though they’re in space and no one will ever see it. Lance, naturally, is Poseidon.

Hunk would point out that his powers are “Earth” powers, not just “Sand” powers, but Lance is having so much fun with it he doesn’t bother.

(He gets his revenge though by programming Blue to play “Ice Ice Baby” whenever Lance enters the cockpit with a little help from Pidge)

Guardian Roll Call

Okay, a lot has been changing with the Guardians of this blog so I’m just gonna leave this here as an early (and maybe not final) roll call of all the Guardians, not only in the Fated Dawn Clan/Fireteam, but also in our fan-lore in general.
(The Fated Dawn contained the first 6 Guardians originally during Destiny 1. Now with D2, a new 6 members joined The Fated Dawn clan)

The Fated Dawn //

Eric Voight // Human // Hunter
Kasai Yogan // Human // Hunter
Draxxus-3 // Exo // Warlock
Soleil Sal // Awoken // Warlock
Deiva-5 // Exo // Titan
Kian-4 // Exo // Titan


Vivian-2 // Exo // Hunter
Varren Vector // Awoken // Hunter
Xun // Awoken // Titan
Noma // Awoken // Warlock
Romero // Human // Warlock
Jack T. Wilson // Human // Titan

Shadow Walkers //

Simon Voight // Human // Hunter
Zoriya Spark // Awoken // Warlock
??? // ??? // Titan

Outside Characters //

Zedaz Alahn // Awoken // Titan
Jorveiah Cipher // Awoken // Hunter

  • >Insane patient at sanitorium runs into wall and falls unconcious.
  • Doctor: “I pick him up, put him in his bed, and check if he’s okay.”
  • >Rolls a 99 in Call of Cthulu.
  • DM: “He broke some vertebrae when he ran into the wall, so when you picked him up you they cut his neck. His is now paralyzed from the waist-down.”
  • >The look of guilt on the doctor’s face.

hey sense8 fandom, here are some free capheus fic ideas besides “shows up in other people’s stories to be generically ~wise~, issue-free, and conveniently asexual”

(because a lot of this is the show’s fault but not all of it and you know what, YOU CAN DO BETTER. that is a choice that you have.)

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i’m just thinking about how kit mentioned he and his flatmates don’t know each other that well and don’t spend a lot of time together. how can someone meet kit and NOT want to spend as much time as possible with him? if kit came to my home and said to me ‘i should come here more often’ i’d be like ‘fuck yeah bring a toothbrush bring an extra set of clothes bring some pajamas fuck it just move in with me we can share my room WE’LL GET BUNK BEDS’.

Something Important
  • Sakura: Okay. Let's take a roll call. Naruto cast - assemble!
  • Everyone: Hai!
  • Sakura: Good, so first up - Black Zetsu. Are you here?
  • BZ: Yup. Already up my mom's sleeve.
  • Sakura: Good to know. Kaguya?
  • Kaguya: What do you think, silly girl? Of course I am here. I'm always here.
  • Sakura: *looks at clipboard* You weren't here for like 670 chapters out of the 690 chapters of the Naruto series.
  • Kaguya: ...
  • BZ: Oh, she got you good, Mom!
  • Sakura: *clears throat* Moving on! All the Kages and Hagoromo?
  • Minato: We stand at the ready to protect everyone, ma'am.
  • Sakura: *deadpans* Very reassuring. We're not even in the same dimension. Kakashi, I see that you are right next to me. Nice sharingan, btw.
  • Kakashi: Thanks, kiddo.
  • Sakura: Hmm, so next - Sasuke-kun! Oh, my cutie poodle pattie pie! Where are you????
  • Sasuke: Here, love.
  • Kakashi: Cutie poodle pattie pie?
  • Sasuke: *glares* Got a problem?
  • Sakura: Okay- that's it for today's roll call.
  • Kakashi: Wait, what about Naruto?
  • Sakura: Naru - oh. Damnnit. I knew I forgot something important!
  • Naruto: *wails* How could you do this to me, Sakura-chan???

Okay but Alex meeting Maggie and getting all flustered and stutter-y,

and Kara looking on like, “wtf?” 

and then, “oh my god” 

and then immediately moving past the revelation that Alex’s is gay to,

 “Now it’s my turn to tease her for being awkward!”