okay okay so it's actually jesus

Because we all know what state JiKook were in when this masterpiece was created…

Punk!Percy Preppy!Annabeth
Subway Rides

Annabeth looks at the time on her phone for the fifth time and looks down the dark tunnel as the other commuters do. She’s at the farthest end because this door is near the stairs in the station she needs to get off. That doesn’t matter though, she should be able to see the train coming in just fine.

The subway should be here by now. Actually, it should have gotten to the station at 4.35pm, like every week day because that’s the exact time she takes it to go home after work.

But not today. Today its already 4.38pm and its not here yet.

And damn it if its another suicide. She internally curses. She already had to endure two of those in the last month. And its not fun at all. All the transports collapse when that happens and forget about taking the subway at least for two hours. Jesus.

The subway is not here at 4.39pm but it enters the tunnel with its bright lights exactly 4.40, Thank every divinity. Exclamation marks

‘of course’, its her only thought as the carriage door stops right in front of her, its so full of people they are all crushed against the door.

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Jesus Christ this fandom…”#BeforeReflectionComesOut”…Part 62/? #⃣🔜

what the heathers soundtrack really is
  • Beautiful: I hate you all please heathers help me
  • Candy Store: be a bitch with us or get out
  • Fight For Me: hOLY SHIT
  • Freeze Your Brain: I love slushies and Veronica but I'm a psychopath
  • Big Fun: stereotypical high school party
  • Dead Girl Walking: shit I'm screwed wait hey I'll go screw JD
  • The Me Inside Of Me: everyone thinks Heather was just like them ha nope
  • Blue: balls balls balls balls balls balls
  • Our Love Is God: please love me even though I'm a psychopath
  • My Dead Gay Son: our boys weren't really gay but we banged ayy
  • Seventeen: please be normal with me okay
  • Shine A Light: share your feelings so I can be famous okay
  • Lifeboat: the best freaking song in musical theatre also it's hella sad
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): basically another Heather being a bitch to another Heather
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: i'm really the only nice character here and I fell for the douchiest one
  • Yo Girl: Veronica you're screwed
  • Meant to be Yours: please love me even though I'm a psychopath (reprise)
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: jesus christ JD I'm done with your shit
  • I Am Damaged: [ explosion ]
  • Seventeen (Reprise): okay we're gonna actually be nice now
PLOT TWIST: CAKE IS ACTUALLY REAL

Before I go on to anything I have been thinking about doing this for a long time now, and well yeah.. Cake

So, Calum and Luke from 5 seconds of summer are quite playful and do cute shit together 

Well we all know its because they are close buddies and yada yada but take a moment and imagine if Cake was real haha

Okay so Il stop talking know and take you in for a Cake journey

Enjoy!

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anonymous asked:

First off I freaking love your writing. Like so much and I feel like you've got the guys personalities down pat. Soooo I was wondering if your not too too busy could you write a blurb about them dating somebody who literally has no guy experience what so ever even though they seem perfectly normal?

Thank you! Love you! xx

Alright well even though you’d probably think it’s embarrassing that you’ve never really had a proper boyfriend or been a proper relationship before, he would absolutely love it. Because he’d be so protective of you, that he would want to be your first for everything, and not have any other guy come near you anyway. So it would be considered a bonus for him that no other guy has ever had you before!

And like, can you just imagine that he would be so sweet about everything, and make sure that, as your first boyfriend, he was doing everything right. Like, while you were at work, he would send in like roses to your office that would have a little card on them saying, for my gorgeous girl xx, and omg he would do that shit like once a week. Sometimes it’d be flowers, sometimes it’d be chocolates, but it would just make you so flustered because every time, the delivery man would have to walk past every other worker’s office to get to yours at the end, and like, everyone would be hopeful it was for them but it’d always end up being for you. And part of his plan would be to send all the stuff because it kinda sent out a message to all of the males that you worked with that you were completely taken. 

And extra romantic-ness would just be added to every scenario, like, he would CONSTANTLY be saying stuff when you were just hanging out at home like, ‘you’re so beautiful,’ and, ‘you make me a better person, baby,’ and, 'do you realise how much I love you?’ and, 'I’d be nothing with you,’ and it would all just be dribble drabble off his tongue but he was doing it on purpose to make sure that you would almost feel like locked into this relationship, even though it was your first, because it seemed like he legitimately needed you to survive. 

anyway don’t even talk to me about your first time with him, like holy shit, because it would jsut beabKJjualsd,kjeu. OKAY. He would make it so fucking cute. Like, you would’ve just had a picnic at some secluded oval space and the sun would’ve gone down and the stars were appearing everywhere and you’d be lying next to him and his arm would be around your shoulders and OMGGGG IT WOULD START OFF A NICE KISS AND THEN IT WOULD BE MAKING OUT AND LIKE omg with every movement he would ask if you’re okay, and because nobody has ever like felt you and kissed you in these spots before, you wouldn’t be expecting the random pleasure and you’d keep whimpering and he would be REVELLING IN YOUR INNOCENCE AND TAKING IT IN HIS STRIDE LIKE HE WAS THE BOSS OF THE SITUATION (which he was bc you didn’t know what you was doin)

and he’d just get lost in how easily he made you so damn wet and he’d start dirty talking like a mad man, like, 'i’m gonna make you feel so good, sweet heart, don’t be nervous, okay, baby? i’ll look after you. God, you look so beautiful in the moonlight, darling, I can’t wait to have you screaming underneath me. Is this okay, love? You’re so sexy. It’s going to hurt a little bit, okay, honey, but I promise it’ll get better, okay? Look at how hard you’ve made me, sweet Jesus, babe, you’re so cute.' 

anyway, in summary, he’d actually be glad he was your first relationship and if you ever tried to say something about how you sucked because so little experience with anything, he’d just get angry and say something to change the subject like, 'shut up, I like you being my innocent little girl. And anyway what’s for dinner?’