okay now i'm just being obnoxious

First impressions of the signs, from a Sagittarius perspective.
  • Aries: BAM BAM OH HOT DAMN OH HERE WE GO AGAIN I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU LET'S HOOK UP AND NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT AFTER THAT OKAY????? aight
  • Taurus: please remove the stick from your ass. you're kinda cute tho. do i like you or not? can i just stare at you until i come to a conclusion?
  • Gemini: now i see why the internet hates you :)
  • Cancer: you seem like a madonna fan bye
  • Leo: which is more obnoxious--- your lipstick or your constant need to butt into every conversation????
  • Virgo: i'm only being nice to you because you can do my homework and also because you're really hot but mostly because homework
  • Libra: OH HELL TO THE YES. YES. YEAH. MHHHMMMM GOOD SHIT.
  • Scorpio: You Are The Human Version Of Period Cramps
  • Sagittarius: same. but really chill. but same. i think? you have drugs don't you. uh. okay. but hey. you're cute.
  • Capricorn: there's something about your face that makes me not like you but eh, i'll try to be nice to you.
  • Aquarius: which is bigger? your ego or your mouth?
  • Pisces: MY TINY SON THAT I WILL FOREVER CHERISH OH MY SWEET LITTLE TINY BABY I WILL PROTECT YOU